Season 7, Episode 8 - "The Monkey Show, Part 1"

To Dorothy's dismay, Sophia informs her that her sister, Gloria, is coming to Miami. Dorothy expresses frustration, saying Gloria has always been critical of her career choices and flaunted her wealth. Sophia then reveals that Gloria has lost all her money through poor investments. How does Dorothy react to this news?

Answer

She's happy.

Sophia: I'm glad we have this quiet time before the storm hits. Because, there's something I'd like to tell you.

Dorothy: What, Ma?

Sophia: I always thought of us as the Gabors.

Dorothy: Well, I'm glad we had this little chat.

Sophia: No, hear me out. I'm Jolie the mother. Your sister Gloria, she's Zsa Zsa and Eva...well, Eva was, of course, your brother Phil.

Dorothy: I'm not a Gabor?

Sophia: You're telling me. But, listen, big news - Zsa Zsa's coming to town.

Dorothy: Gloria is coming here?

Sophia: I wish I knew why you two didn't get along. I just don't understand it. For some reason, you've always been jealous of my good daughter.

Dorothy: Ma, she makes me crazy! She's always putting down my way of life, my choice of career. She's never been there for me when I've needed her. Never! And all she ever talks about is how money she has.

Sophia: Dorothy, there's upsetting news - she's broke. She invested all her money in junk bonds, and now she's broke.

Dorothy: She has no money?

Sophia: Not a dime.

Dorothy: Yes!

Season 5, Episode 13 - "Mary Had a Little Lamb"

The Girls are surprised by an unexpected visit from their 16-year-old neighbor, Mary. She's pregnant and her father put her out, necessitating her search for employment and a place to stay. When The Girls hear this, how do they respond?

Season 2, Episode 20 - "Whose Face Is This, Anyway?"

Blanche finally emerges from her room after 2 days of crying about her sorority sisters looking better than her at the reunion. She decides she's overreacting and realizes she's still attractive. However, when she sees herself in Rose's video documentary for her junior college class, Blanche thinks she looks old and gets hysterical. What does she decide to do?

Season 4, Episode 15 - "Valentine's Day"

Rose makes reservations for her, Dorothy, and Blanche to spend Valentine's weekend at a mountain retreat called Sunny Meadows. As they're checking in, they're shocked to see the desk clerk is completely naked. What didn't Rose know about this resort?

Season 7, Episode 26 - "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (Part 2)"

On the day of Lucas and Dorothy's wedding, Dorothy is gifted with a chauffeured limousine ride to the church. Who gave her this gift?

Season 6, Episode 20 - "Even Grandmas Get the Blues"

Dorothy is teaching an honors program class. Unfortunately, it's not going the way she expected; the students are making her feel stupid. What lie does Sophia tell Dorothy to help her get along with her students?

Season 3, Episode 20 - "And Ma Makes Three"

Rose wants to run for Fashion Show Chairman of the Tinkerbells, but Blanche says she won't win because no one will vote for her. Rose replies that Blanche won't win either, since the committee is all-female. Why does Rose think this affects Blanche's ability to win?

Season 1, Episode 15 - "In a Bed of Rose's"

When asked if she makes noise during sex, which Golden Girl replied with the following?

"No, I guess I always felt it wasn't very ladylike."

Season 4, Episode 23 - "Rites of Spring"

When Sophia takes The Girls to her hairstylist Eduardo, he tells them:

"After Eduardo does a woman's hair, the years melt away. She is transformed into a breathtaking, sensuous, vivacious goddess of beauty."

When he's done and makes a grand reveal of each girl's new hairstyle, why are they disappointed?

Season 1, Episode 4 - "Transplant"

What are the names of Blanche's two sisters?

Season 4, Episode 2 - "The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo"

Sophia tells The Girls she takes a round-trip on the number 6 bus every day to buy a nectarine at the market. Why does she buy a nectarine every day?

Season 5, Episode 11 - "Ebbtide"

With Dorothy and Blanche in Atlanta for Big Daddy's funeral, Sophia raises funds for a big-screen TV. Rose returns home to find an unfamiliar couple, Peter and Maddy, comfortably seated in the living room, who inquire about her room assignment. What is Sophia doing to make money?

Season 6, Episode 5 - "Wham, Bam, Thank You Mammy"

It's been a year since Big Daddy's passing, and The Girls help Blanche sell his belongings. Blanche sees his Bible and fondly reminisces how he never went anywhere without it. When she opens it, she discovers it's hollow with no pages. What's inside?

Season 2, Episode 16 - "And Then There Was One"

Which Golden Girl got separated from her parents at a carnival when she was 9 years old and thought they had abandoned her?

Season 7, Episode 12 - "From Here to the Pharmacy"

Rose explained that her late husband, Charlie, had made a rather unusual stipulation in his will, leaving their entire estate to their prized cow, Henrietta. A lawyer represented Henrietta on contingency, forcing Rose to endure a six-month court battle to reclaim her farm. How did she celebrate her victory?

Season 1, Episode 13 - "A Little Romance"

One night, Rose falls asleep and has a vivid dream involving The Girls, her beau, Dr. Jonathan Newman, and her father. What famed psychic and one of the best-known American astrologers of the 20th century also appears in her dream?

Season 3, Episode 12 - "Charlie's Buddy"

Which Golden Girl said she has never lived with a man without the benefit of marriage?

Season 5, Episode 7 - "Not Another Monday"

Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose are babysitting for a couple who attends Rose's church. The baby is sick with an ear infection, and he won't stop crying. Rose suggests they sing to him to help him go to sleep. What song do they sing?

Season 5, Episode 22 - "Cheaters"

Which two Golden Girls were victims of a confidence game called "the pigeon drop", where they were scammed out of $2,000 by a strange man and a nun while shopping at the mall?

Season 7, Episode 13 - "The Pope's Ring"

Blanche has a history of competing with Dorothy for the better gift whenever they give a present to the same person. It's Rose's birthday, and the competition is on. Blanche is confident that her gift will overshadow Dorothy's. What does she give Rose?