Season 4, Episode 18 - Fiddler On the Ropes

The Girls decide to invest $3,000 in a certificate of deposit. Rose is tasked with going to the bank, but she's called in early for work, so she asks Sophia to go in her place. What does Sophia do with their money?

Answer

She "invests" their money in a middleweight prizefighter named Kid Pepe.

Dorothy: No, if you ask me, we are doing fine starting out slow, you know, going in on that certificate of deposit together. I mean, it's the simplest form of investment. An idiot couldn't screw it up. By the way, Rose, uh, what was the rate today for the CD at the bank?

Rose: I didn't go to the bank today, Dorothy. I was called in to work early, so I ask Sophia to go for it.

Dorothy: You let Ma leave the house with $3000 of our money?

Rose: What's wrong with that?

Dorothy: What's wrong!? Odds are, she'll probably come back with a handful of magic beans!

Blanche: Dorothy, just relax. Your mother is a responsible woman. She knows how long it took us to save that money. You can trust her.

Sophia: Don't get mad.

Dorothy: Ma, did you buy the CD today?

Sophia: Not exactly. I said don't get mad.

Rose: Sophia, what did you do with our money?

Sophia: I think you're going to be really impressed. I made a very shrewd deal with a guy I met at the bus stop. Now, I know it's a big responsibility to take care of one, but I bought a boxer.

Dorothy: You spent $3000 for a dog?

Sophia: He's no dog. He's a winner! Come on in, Pepe!

Dorothy: Wait a minute, Ma. You bought a prizefighter?

Sophia: It's a once-in-a-lifetime investment. A week from now, you're going to be kissing the ground I walk on.

Dorothy: Yeah, and you're going to be looking up at it from the other side.

Season 7, Episode 15 - Goodbye, Mr. Gordon

Dorothy and Blanche arrive at the local TV station where Rose works, ready for their appearance on Wake Up, Miami. As the show begins, the host introduces the topic: Does society make it harder for women to live together? To Dorothy and Blanche's embarrassment, what doesn't Rose realize about the segment?

Season 5, Episode 26 - The President's Coming! Part 2

Before the President's visit, each of the Girls had to pass a security clearance. Which Golden Girl didn't pass the first time?

Season 5, Episode 12 - Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas

Which Golden Girl's father was part owner of a doughnut shop?

Season 1, Episode 1 - Pilot (The Golden Girls)

As the show progresses, it's revealed that Sophia is hilariously witty and has quite a sharp tongue. Why does Sophia speak so freely and boldly?

Season 2, Episode 7 - Family Affair

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose accused Dorothy's son, Michael, of seducing her daughter, Bridget, and said Bridget was too good for him.

Season 6, Episode 2 - Once, in St. Olaf

What Hanna-Barbera Stone Age cartoon character does Rose say people think she looks like?

Season 6, Episode 13 - The Bloom Is Off the Rose

Dorothy is strongly against Blanche dating Rex Huntington because he mistreats her; she thinks Blanche will eventually get hurt. When Rex comes by to take Blanche marlin fishing, he and Dorothy get into an argument. What happens that makes Blanche realize he is an abuser?

Season 5, Episode 16 - Clinton Avenue Memoirs

Dorothy and Sophia look through the family photo album and reminisce about the old apartment in Brooklyn, NY When Dorothy sees a picture of the kitchen, she remembers her father carving the children's height measurements on the pantry door. What does Sophia remember being there?

Season 7, Episode 3 - Beauty and the Beast

Rose told Dorothy and Blanche she lost the Little Miss St. Olaf pageant 23 years in a row. She lost once to Eileen Ditmeyer's imaginary playmate, who was more talented than she was, but Rose said she smelled a rat. What was Rose's talent?

Season 4, Episode 16 - Two Rode Together

Sophia said she's waited her whole life to ride a particular roller coaster; it's the reason she wanted to go to Disney World. What space-themed indoor attraction does she finally get to experience when Dorothy takes her to Disney World?

Season 7, Episode 3 - Beauty and the Beast

Blanche's 7-year-old granddaughter, Melissa, is visiting, and Blanche is unsure how to entertain her. Dorothy suggests finding an activity they can both enjoy. In an attempt to spend time with Melissa, what does Blanche decide to do?

Season 4, Episode 14 - Love Me Tender

Rose tells the Girls she's participating in the "Be a Pal" program; each week, she spends quality time with a motherless girl. Which Golden Girl volunteers to participate in the program with Rose?

Season 3, Episode 4 - The Housekeeper

Before the Girls fire their housekeeper, Marguerite, Blanche says her beau, Norman, was on her "like white on rice"; she believes it's due to the love potion Marguerite gave her. After they let Marguerite go, Blanche believes she has reversed the love potion. What happens between Blanche and Norman to make her think that?

Season 2, Episode 15 - Before and After

When Rose and the Girls clash over her abrupt lifestyle change to live life to the fullest, Rose moves out and into a stylish beachside apartment with two much younger roommates. After getting to know her new roomies and learning they've lived together about a year, Rose is disappointed to find out what?

Season 5, Episode 19 - 72 Hours

To help put Rose's mind at ease about testing for HIV, which Golden Girl confessed to Rose that she too had been tested and understood Rose's fear?

Season 5, Episode 21 - Sisters and Other Strangers

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose swore she would never tell another St. Olaf story until someone confessed that one of her stories changed their life.

Season 1, Episode 20 - Adult Education

Rose once said a soda jerk named Nils Felander "attempted" to sexually harass her when she ordered an ice cream sundae. What did Nils do to make Rose feel this way?

Season 7, Episode 25 - One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (Part 1)

Rose tells Blanche and Sophia about Mr. Snuffles, a prized piglet won by her father in the annual St. Olaf Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest. Mr. Snuffles grew up on the farm but was shunned by their pig, Henrietta, and her litter, which led to depression. What happened to Mr. Snuffles?

Season 1, Episode 14 - That Was No Lady

Dorothy experiences love at first sight with a handsome gym teacher she met at the school where she has been substitute teaching. He asked her out to dinner during their first encounter. What is his name?