Season 7, Episode 21 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 2)"

Which Golden Girl said the following:

"My cupcakes are moist and delicious. Men love my cupcakes."

Dorothy

Dorothy: Uh, listen, Rose. Rose, may I ask you a question, a purely hypothetical question?

Rose: Oh, sure.

Dorothy: Ok. Um, let's say that, uh, you make Miles a batch of your delicious, creamy cupcakes, and he loves them so much that he wants you to make them all the time.

Rose: Miles does have a sweet tooth.

Dorothy: But let's say that even though he loves your cupcakes more than life itself, one day he decides to try somebody else's cupcakes. For lack of a better example, let's say my cupcakes, and I, in a mad, passionate moment, uh, forget myself, and let him try my cupcakes. How would that make you feel?

Rose: I'd like to think I'd understand.

Dorothy: Oh, good. Good. I was hoping that's what you would say.

Rose: [laughs]

Dorothy: What?

Rose: I'm sorry. It's just the idea of Miles wanting to try your cupcakes.

Dorothy: Why is that funny?

Rose: No offense, Dorothy, but your cupcakes are dry and tasteless. Nobody ever likes your cupcakes.

Dorothy: My cupcakes are moist and delicious. Men love my cupcakes.

Rose: Get a clue, Dorothy. Men would rather pay for cupcakes!

Dorothy: Let me tell you something, you Swedish meatball! I've—wait. Wait a minute. You're actually talking about cupcakes, aren't you?

Rose: You bet I'm talking about cupcakes. What are you talking about? Wait a minute...have you and Miles been...baking together?

Season 1, Episode 12 - "The Custody Battle"

What is the name of Dorothy's wealthy younger sister who lives in California?

Season 3, Episode 20 - "And Ma Makes Three"

Sophia's lonely because her circle of friends is gone due to life changes or death. When she tells Dorothy it's not easy making new friends, Dorothy invites Sophia to go golfing with her and her beau, Raymond. What ends up happening with Sophia every time they go out?

Season 1, Episode 16 - "The Truth Will Out"

Rose tells The Girls she's nervous about the visit from her daughter and granddaughter, Kirsten and Charlie. Rose made Kirsten executor of her will and is hesitant about reviewing the documents with her. Why is she nervous?

Season 4, Episode 15 - "Valentine's Day"

Stuck at a nudist camp hotel until morning, Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose decide to "get buck naked and have a good time." Reaching the dining room nude and nervous, they're surprised when they see the guests. What does the waiter tell them?

Season 5, Episode 3 - "The Accurate Conception"

Blanche's daughter, Rebecca, comes to visit, and Blanche is thrilled they're bonding over conversation. During breakfast on the lanai, they both agree to tell each other everything—no more secrets. What surprising news does Rebecca tell her mother?

Season 4, Episode 19 - "Till Death Do We Volley"

TRUE OR FALSE: Back in St. Olaf, Rose ran for president of the Bull Castration Club and won.

Season 1, Episode 24 - "Big Daddy"

What is Blanche's mother's name?

Season 5, Episode 26 - "The President's Coming! Part 2"

TRUE OR FALSE: Blanche is a member of the Daughters of the Confederacy.

Season 6, Episode 19 - "Melodrama"

Worried when her backup boyfriend, Mel Bushman, doesn't answer her repeated calls, Blanche fears the worst. Upon seeing him again, she realizes just how much he means to her. What does she say to him?

Season 3, Episode 4 - "The Housekeeper"

After one week with Marguerite as their housekeeper, Dorothy is underwhelmed with her performance. When Dorothy sees Rose sweeping the kitchen floor, she's outraged that Rose is doing Marguerite's job. Rose says Marguerite has a good excuse for her absence. What was her excuse?

Season 7, Episode 12 - "From Here to the Pharmacy"

Which Golden Girl assaulted a man in a drugstore over the last tube of Preparation H?

Season 5, Episode 12 - "Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas"

Dreading the annual exchange of Christmas gifts due to Rose's questionable taste, The Girls decide to draw names to limit their shopping to a single recipient. Rose draws Blanche's name. What is her present to Blanche?

Season 7, Episode 14 - "Old Boyfriends"

When Sophia meets Marvin from the personals, he's accompanied by his sister, Sarah, who drives him everywhere and seems to be a permanent fixture in his life. Eventually, Sophia learns the truth about Sarah: she's not Marvin's sister; she's his wife. Why does Sarah go on all of their dates?

Season 7, Episode 15 - "Goodbye, Mr. Gordon"

What is the name of Dorothy's former high school English teacher from Brooklyn, NY? She harbored an intense and embarrassing infatuation with him during her youth, and he exploited her eagerness to please him.

Season 4, Episode 21 - "Little Sister"

While dogsitting the Westons' dog, Dreyfuss, Sophia loses him. She buys a look-alike to hide her mistake, but Dreyfuss returns home. Sophia needs to return the replacement dog, but she can't tell them apart, so she asks Rose to help. What does Rose do?

Season 3, Episode 16 - "Grab That Dough"

What is the name of the TV game show that Sophia gets tickets for The Girls to compete on? Dorothy describes it as the following:

"That ridiculous game show where people humiliate themselves for the sake of a lousy dollar."

Season 2, Episode 24 - "To Catch a Neighbor"

During the stakeout at The Girls' house, Detective Al Mullins hears suspicious activity at the McDowells' house via the transmitter The Girls planted at a dinner party. He and Bobby Hopkins rush to intercept an exchange and make an arrest. The Girls hear gunshots as they anxiously await their return. What happens to Bobby?

Season 1, Episode 22 - "Job Hunting"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose had never seen a naked man before she married Charlie.

Season 5, Episode 16 - "Clinton Avenue Memoirs"

Rose enlists Blanche's help on a project for Enrique Mas concerning senior healthcare. However, Blanche's lack of diligence leads Rose to terminate her assistance, a decision Blanche deems unlawful, citing "sex discrimination." When Rose asks how, what does Blanche say?