Season 6, Episode 6 - "Feelings"

Believing her star football student to be lazy, Dorothy fails him, triggering a visit from the coach and dean of boys who try to persuade her to change the grade. Unmoved, Dorothy remains resolute. Later, Blanche finds a mysterious package on the porch for Dorothy. What is it?

Answer

A dead fish wrapped in newspaper with a note that says, "If Kevin Kelly doesn't play in Saturday's game, Dorothy Z sleeps with the fishes."

Season 3, Episode 9 - "A Visit from Little Sven"

Rose wants her cousin Sven from St. Olaf to feel welcomed when he visits. She has worked late and barely had time to pick up a cake. She goes to the "Get It While It's Hot" erotic bake shop and gets a cake in the shape of....well, a man's member. What did Rose think it was in the shape of?

Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot (The Golden Girls)"

Where does Blanche work?

Season 7, Episode 17 - "Questions and Answers"

Which Golden Girl's favorite TV show is Jeopardy!?

Season 3, Episode 12 - "Charlie's Buddy"

When Rose gets a visit from Buddy Rourke, he's excited about meeting her, but she has no idea who he is. How does he say he knows her?

Season 6, Episode 11 - "Stand by Your Man"

After their intimate night together, Blanche feels more comfortable with Ted and his wheelchair, and she grows fond of him. When he mentions an upcoming trip to Philadelphia, she impulsively invites herself along, but he tells her he can't take her. Why can't she go?

Season 4, Episode 11 - "The Auction"

When Sophia tells The Girls that artist Jasper DeKimmel is hospitalized with 2 weeks to live, Blanche informs them that artwork increases in value after an artist dies. She mentions an upcoming auction featuring DeKimmel's work, suggesting they could profit. What do they agree to do?

Season 4, Episode 13 - "The Impotence of Being Ernest"

When Sophia receives an envelope from her cousin Vito in Sicily, she's nervous and scared when she sees what's inside. What's in the envelope and what does it mean?

Season 3, Episode 11 - "Three On a Couch"

Rose goes to the newspaper office to drop off Dorothy's want ad for a part-time job; it says she'll do anything for $8.00 an hour. When Dorothy later searches through the classifieds, she can't find the ad. Rose insists it's there and looks for it too. When Rose finds the ad, why is Dorothy frustrated with her?

Season 6, Episode 2 - "Once, in St. Olaf"

Sophia has a successful hernia operation, and Dorothy is relieved that her mother is recovering well. Unfortunately, Dorothy receives a phone call from the hospital later that evening with bad news concerning Sophia's whereabouts. What is the call about?

Season 2, Episode 11 - "'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas"

Which Golden Girl met her husband on Christmas Eve?

Season 7, Episode 21 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 2)"

TRUE OR FALSE: On the night of Blanche's Moonlight Madness party, she meets Derek, whom she believes is her soulmate, but is actually a professional jewelry thief who steals her car.

Season 5, Episode 13 - "Mary Had a Little Lamb"

News of her pen pal Merrill Kellogg's impending release from prison throws Blanche into a panic, as she dreads his arrival at their home. The Girls are equally apprehensive when Merrill unexpectedly appears. What do they tell Merrill about Blanche?

Season 3, Episode 16 - "Grab That Dough"

What is the name of the TV game show that Sophia gets tickets for The Girls to compete on? Dorothy describes it as the following:

"That ridiculous game show where people humiliate themselves for the sake of a lousy dollar."

Season 1, Episode 24 - "Big Daddy"

What is Blanche's father's nickname?

Season 1, Episode 7 - "The Competition"

On the day of the bowling tournament, Dorothy and Blanche end up sharing a lane with Rose and Sophia. What does Rose do to aggravate Dorothy and throw her off her game?

Season 5, Episode 9 - "Comedy of Errors"

Rose tells The Girls about her colleague, Roger Barton, who dislikes her despite getting along with everyone else. Her attempts to befriend him have failed. When Roger's dog, Sparky, dies, Rose seeks a way to show her sympathy. What does she do?

Season 1, Episode 25 - "The Way We Met"

While shopping for cantaloupes in the grocery store, Dorothy and Blanche both share how they determine if a melon is ripe. Dorothy says she smells the tip, and Blanche says she thumps it. Rose says she has the best method, and it works every time. What does she do?

Season 4, Episode 19 - "Till Death Do We Volley"

Which Golden Girl had a high school classmate that later became a doctor who won the Nobel Prize?

Season 4, Episode 4 - "Yokel Hero"

The St. Olaf Woman of the Year blue ribbon panel, the Topplekoffer triplets, comes to the house to conduct a face-to-face interview with Rose because she's a candidate. Dorothy states the obvious about the brothers—they don't look anything alike. Why are they surprised by this?