Season 2, Episode 11 - "'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas"

TRUE OR FALSE: For Christmas, Rose once gave Dorothy a wooden brooch in the shape of a turkey's head.

Answer

False. It was a maple syrup spigot.

Rose: This one's from me, Dorothy. They're very popular back home. It took me nearly a week to whittle it.

Dorothy: Oh, Rose!

Rose: Do you like it?

Dorothy: Like it? Oh, honey, I love it! Oh, who wouldn't love a wooden brooch in the shape of a turkey's head?

Rose: Oh, no. No, that's a maple syrup spigot.

Sophia: You know what she took back? A set of pearl earrings.

Dorothy: The ones I fell in love with at Jordan Marsh?

Sophia: Yep. Ho, ho, ho.

Dorothy: Oh, Ma, who cares? Rose, I love it. This will come in a lot handier than those pearl earrings...the next time I'm lost in the woods with a stack of pancakes.

Season 3, Episode 1 - "Old Friends"

Which Golden Girl said she always wondered about the myth of Black men in the bedroom?

Season 7, Episode 5 - "Where's Charlie?"

Which Golden Girl was the mascot at her high school? She said the football team won a lot of games because she was their good luck charm.

Season 1, Episode 15 - "In a Bed of Rose's"

When asked if she makes noise during sex, which Golden Girl replied with the following?

"No, I guess I always felt it wasn't very ladylike."

Season 4, Episode 17 - "You Gotta Have Hope"

As producer of the ladies' auxiliary hospital variety show, Dorothy finally agrees to let Sophia's boyfriend, Seymour, be an act because everyone else is terrible. While Seymour is performing a disappearing act with Sophia as his assistant, she steps into the magic box. Who appears when the door is opened?

Season 5, Episode 18 - "An Illegitimate Concern"

Dorothy and Sophia enter the Shady Pines Mother-Daughter Beauty Pageant, and one of their acts is a musical performance. What American pop and entertainment duo do they dress as while singing their Billboard Hot 100 song, "I Got You Babe"?

Season 4, Episode 14 - "Love Me Tender"

Blanche and Rose, volunteers of the "Be a Pal" program, take their young mentees, Jackie and Marla, shopping. The Girls ask them to hold their bags while they toss pennies into a fountain. Later, as Blanche and Rose exit a clothing store, the alarm goes off. What happened?

Season 5, Episode 18 - "An Illegitimate Concern"

Blanche once told The Girls she turned down thousands of offers from men, including a man famous for his work on 60 Minutes. Who was it?

Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot (The Golden Girls)"

Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia are on the lanai; Sophia is enjoying an afternoon nap. What does Dorothy do to confirm that Sophia is indeed sleeping?

Season 7, Episode 2 - "The Case of the Libertine Belle"

When The Girls join Blanche and her museum co-workers for a murder mystery weekend, Kendall Nesbitt, the Director of Acquisitions, is found lying across Blanche's bed with a steak knife in his chest.

TRUE OR FALSE: Blanche was charged and arrested for a real crime that was committed during the murder mystery weekend.

Season 5, Episode 8 - "That Old Feeling"

Blanche says she always takes a deep breath before she greets a man. Why?

Season 4, Episode 16 - "Two Rode Together"

Dorothy and Sophia return home after attending the funeral of Sophia's best friend Edith Flannery. Dorothy wants to spend more quality time with her mother, so she suggests they go away for the weekend. When she tells Sophia to choose the location, where does she want to go?

Season 6, Episode 3 - "If at Last You Do Succeed"

After Stan hits it big with his baked potato opener, he buys various gifts for his children, Dorothy, and Sophia. Dorothy believes he's trying to buy their love. He gives Sophia money and a Game Boy (a handheld game console). What lavish gift does he buy for Dorothy?

Season 2, Episode 14 - "The Actor"

What is the name of the local Miami actress that Dorothy refers to as "Miami's answer to Meryl Streep"? Her acting is so bad that once she played in a production of The Diary of Anne Frank, and the audience kept shouting, "She's in the attic! She's in the attic!"

Season 3, Episode 9 - "A Visit from Little Sven"

In celebration of his upcoming arranged marriage to Olga, Rose wants to do something special for her cousin Sven while he's in town. To her surprise, he says there won't be a wedding because he can't marry someone he doesn't love. Who does he say he's in love with?

Season 5, Episode 8 - "That Old Feeling"

Which Golden Girl's mother-in-law hated her so much that, on her deathbed, she wished her daughter-in-law would die from the same disease that killed her?

Season 5, Episode 9 - "Comedy of Errors"

To demonstrate kindness to her unfriendly co-worker, Roger Barton, Rose gets him a cat from the pound, hoping to replace the loss of his dog. Unfortunately, Roger returns the cat to Rose. Why doesn't he want the cat?

Season 6, Episode 5 - "Wham, Bam, Thank You Mammy"

Which Golden Girl danced with her father to "Tennessee Waltz" on her wedding day? She asked the band to play it twice so she could dance with him as long as possible.

Season 7, Episode 12 - "From Here to the Pharmacy"

When Sophia enlists Rose's legal know-how to draft an ironclad will, Rose inadvertently reveals to Dorothy that the will includes $35,000. Dorothy is furious, having made financial sacrifices for her mother while Sophia secretly possessed this money all along. How did Sophia get the money?

Season 6, Episode 15 - "Miles to Go"

Sophia tells The Girls her friend Gladys Goldfein invited her to see Tony Bennett in concert, but Gladys cancels to take a man instead. When Gladys feels guilty and apologizes to Sophia, that's when Sophia learns the tickets aren't for Tony Bennett. Who are they for?