Season 4, Episode 24 - "Foreign Exchange"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose accused Blanche of greatly exaggerating her sexual escapades because Blanche couldn't master the technique of dirty dancing.

Answer

True

Rose: I'm really looking forward to dance class today.

Blanche: I can see that. You're wearing your heat-seeking stretch pants.

Rose: Blanche, you're not dressed for class!

Blanche: That's because I'm not going.

Rose: Why not?

Blanche: Why not? I will tell you why not. Because I can not flounce around the dance floor like some cheap, trashy slut in heat. Lord knows I've tried.

Rose: Blanche, look-

Blanche: Rose, please, I do not need a lecture. I am a klutz. I can accept that.

Rose: I guess it's no big thing. You're just awkward when it comes to your body.

Blanche: Say what?

Rose: You have no coordination. Obviously, the stories about all your romantic escapades have been greatly exaggerated.

Blanche: Just what is that suppose to mean?

Rose: Blanche, if you can't do a simple dance, how do you expect me to believe that story about you and the Flying Finnelli Brothers?

Blanche: That was all true! To this day I get flushed every time I pass a jungle gym.

Rose: Oh, come on, Blanche. That story is no truer than the one you told about you and Buzz in the lunar module.

Blanche: Oh, that does it. Rose, I would never lie about the U.S. Space Program!

Season 7, Episode 23 - "Home Again Rose, Part 1"

The Girls agree to attend a local high school's 40th reunion party and pose as members of the class of '52. What is the name of the school?

Season 2, Episode 21 - "Dorothy's Prized Pupil"

After Dorothy's student Mario Sanchez is picked up by the Immigration and Naturalization Service, Dorothy receives a phone call one night from his uncle saying Mario has run away. Dorothy tells Blanche and Rose there's only one place she can think of where he might be. Where do they find him?

Season 3, Episode 10 - "The Audit"

After Stan and Dorothy are audited by the IRS due to discrepancies in Stan's tax returns, they owe $5,000. When Stan comes to the house to pick up Dorothy's half of the money, he apologizes to her, saying the whole situation is his fault. He gives her a small box. To Dorothy's surprise, what's inside?

Season 5, Episode 11 - "Ebbtide"

Blanche's father, Big Daddy, extends an invitation for her to visit him that upcoming weekend, but she's unable to due to her commitment as queen of the Citrus Festival Ball. However, the following day, a call from her sister, Virginia, brings distressing news. What does she tell Blanche?

Season 5, Episode 21 - "Sisters and Other Strangers"

Which Golden Girl has a sister who's a published author? (Hint: The title of her sister's novel is Vixen: Story of a Woman.)

Season 5, Episode 20 - "Twice in a Lifetime"

Sophia is hanging with a new group of friends, and Dorothy's worried because her mother is staying out all hours of the night. When Dorothy gives Sophia a curfew of 11 P.M., how does Sophia respond?

Season 5, Episode 11 - "Ebbtide"

TRUE OR FALSE: Blanche gave the eulogy at her father Big Daddy's funeral.

Season 4, Episode 14 - "Love Me Tender"

Blanche and Rose, volunteers of the "Be a Pal" program, take their young mentees, Jackie and Marla, shopping. The Girls ask them to hold their bags while they toss pennies into a fountain. Later, as Blanche and Rose exit a clothing store, the alarm goes off. What happened?

Season 7, Episode 25 - "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (Part 1)"

What is the name of Blanche's uncle and Big Daddy's baby brother who is well-to-do and owns seven hardware stores?

Season 2, Episode 24 - "To Catch a Neighbor"

After The Girls host a dinner party to welcome their new neighbors, the McDowells, they receive a visit from Detective Al Mullins of Miami P.D. and his associate, Bobby Hopkins. What shocking news do they tell The Girls about the McDowells?

Season 4, Episode 15 - "Valentine's Day"

What tradition does Blanche keep every year on Valentine's Day in honor of her late husband, George?

Season 3, Episode 17 - "My Brother, My Father"

Sophia's brother Angelo from Sicily is visiting the family in Brooklyn, NY, but he wants to come to Miami to see Dorothy and Stan and wish them a happy 40th wedding anniversary. What favor does Sophia ask of Dorothy and Stan?

Season 4, Episode 24 - "Foreign Exchange"

Which Golden Girl stood at a window for 4 hours watching her daughter on her first day of school in case she needed her?

Season 5, Episode 4 - "Rose Fights Back"

To pursue an age discrimination case, Rose visits a local TV station where she meets consumer reporter Enrique Mas and decides to apply for a production assistant position. To secure the job, she must pass a consumer test, and The Girls offer their assistance. What do they test?

Season 4, Episode 6 - "Sophia's Wedding, Part 1"

Rose gets approved to run an unauthorized chapter of the Elvis Presley fan club, but Blanche serves as president of the club while Rose is secretary. Why?

Season 7, Episode 21 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 2)"

While gushing to Dorothy about Derek, the British gentleman she believes is her soulmate, Blanche discovers her grandmother's priceless heirloom necklace is missing. She believes it slipped off earlier that evening. What happened to her necklace?

Season 1, Episode 15 - "In a Bed of Rose's"

Rose says she's going to become a nun and calls herself the "Kiss of Death". Why?

Season 2, Episode 8 - "Vacation"

While Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose are on their Caribbean vacation, they get into a verbal altercation with the men in the room next door. As a peace offering, the men invite The Girls on an evening sailboat cruise. What happens while they're cruising?

Season 3, Episode 9 - "A Visit from Little Sven"

Rose's cousin, Sven, says he's in love with Blanche and now can't go through with his upcoming arranged marriage to Olga. Rose calls Big Sven, Sven's father, for advice, and he says he'll handle everything. What does Big Sven do to get Sven to marry Olga?