Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose have roles in a play with tv actor Patrick Vaughn...and he's secretly dating all of them. On opening night, the girls discover he's dating them and the lead actress Phyllis Hammerow. When they confront Patrick during a live stage performance, what else do they learn?

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose once accused Dorothy's son Michael of seducing her daughter Bridget and said Bridget is too good for him.

Sophia thinks her sister Angela is sleeping with her boyfriend Tony, so she goes to his home to confront them both. She's relieved to learn they're not intimately involved, but to her dismay, what does she discover about Tony?

Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose are home after getting caught up in a hotel raid and mistakenly arrested for prostitution. Rose gets a visit from Meg, a young woman from St. Gustav that was also arrested during the raid. She thanks Rose for convincing her to go back home and give it another try. What did Rose say?

Dorothy surprises her mother for her birthday by flying in Sophia's sister Angela from Sicily. Dorothy spent weeks planning the birthday surprise and is thrilled about revealing it Sophia. What happens at the party when Sophia and Angela finally see each other?

After the girls attend Mrs. Claxton's funeral, the funeral director informs them Mrs. Claxton was accidentally cremated. He gives them her ashes because they paid for her funeral. What does Rose do with Mrs. Claxton's remains?

Which Golden Girl was a member of the Alpha Gams sorority when she was in college?

After weeks of pretending to be Rose's pen pal "Isaac Newton", Dorothy and Blanche call it quits when Rose says she wants to meet him. As they're preparing to attend a dinner reception, Rose announces "Isaac Newton" is her date for the evening because she called him up and invited him. How did Rose find "Isaac Newton"?

When Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose learn that Patrick Vaughn has been dating all of them behind their backs, they are furious. Blanche calls him "slime", and Dorothy calls him "pond scum". Rose calls him "gauflugennachon". What does that mean?

Blanche finally emerges from her room after two days of crying about her sorority sisters looking better than her at the reunion. She decides she's overreacting and realizes she's still attractive. However, when she sees herself in Rose's video documentary for her junior college class, Blanche thinks she looks old and gets hysterical. What does she decide to do?

When Blanche sees her ex-beau Jake Smollens at the charity banquet, she tells the girls she made a mistake about letting him go because of their social differences; he's the man she loves. When she approaches Jake about getting back together, what does he tell her?

Detective Al Mullins and Bobby Hopkins stay with the girls for a few days using their house as a stakeout. Dorothy and Al are constantly bickering, but Blanche thinks they're passionate fights. What does Dorothy eventually admit to the girls?

Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose agree to babysit for the participants of a charity walkathon, but baby Emily's parents don't show when the event is over. Blanche is convinced Emily's been abandoned, and proposes that she and the girls take her in and raise her. Why?

When the girls attempt to break into the mink business, they keep four minks in the garage to breed for fur. What did Rose name them?

TRUE OR FALSE: Sophia once looked through the obituaries to line up dates.

Blanche injures her back during aerobics class, and goes to the doctor for an examination. He tells her not to have any physical activity for a week. Why is this a dilemma for her?

Which Golden Girl failed an inkblot test because she cut the shapes out?

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose attended an agricultural college.

What is the name of the sandwich-making thug Sophia and Rose compete with for lunchtime selling space for their sandwich business?

When Dorothy attempts to surprise Sophia by flying in her sister Angela from Sicily, she learns that Sophia and Angela haven't spoken in 30 years because of a fight. What was the fight about?