Golden Girls Trivia: Season 3

Is Sophia obsessed with money? Does Rose speak Spanish? Does Dorothy pawn her ring? Is Blanche afraid of flying? Test your Golden Girls knowledge of season three.

By the third season of The Golden Girls, we have a deeper understanding of who The Girls are as individuals; now, we delve into their personal concerns and life experiences. Rose worries about nuclear war, Dorothy desires a more fulfilling friendship, Blanche yearns to be closer to her favorite daughter, and Sophia simply wants to make new friends. How well do you recall the details of how The Girls handled these situations? See how many of these trivia questions you can answer.

Which Golden Girl once described her husband as a man who cleaned his toes with a shrimp fork?

Sophia
Episode 20 - "And Ma Makes Three"

Dorothy and Blanche secretly read Rose's diary, and they're horrified at her description of the "two pigs" she lives with. Rose is furious they invaded her privacy, but she explains that she didn't know them when she wrote that. What do Dorothy and Blanche learn about Rose's diary?

It was her 4-H diary she kept one summer when she raised two pigs for the county fair.
Episode 21 - "Larceny and Old Lace"

After finding out they'd all secretly entered a dance marathon to win $1,000, Rose tells Dorothy and Blanche they're wasting their time; she's going to win.

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose said when she was younger, she was known as the dancing fool.

True
Episode 2 - "One for the Money"
Dorothy: How old were you when they dropped the "dancing" part?

Blanche tells Rose the following:

"If you're not doing something stupid, you're saying something stupid or wearing something stupid or cooking something stupid."

In response, Rose calls Blanche a gerkochanachen. What does this mean?

"Literally, it's the precise moment when dog doo turns white. But in general, it refers to the kind of person you don't want to share your hudenkagels with." - Rose
Episode 11 - "Three On a Couch"

Dorothy goes to the boardwalk to secretly observe her mother after Sophia tells her about a fight she had with her friend, Alvin. While Dorothy is watching them, Alvin's daughter, Sandra, approaches her; she's looking after her father, too. What does Sandra tell Dorothy about Alvin?

He has Alzheimer's. His family is sending him to New York to be cared for by his nephew, who is a doctor.
Episode 1 - "Old Friends"

What is the name of Rose's uncle who died and left her custody of his Baby?

Uncle Hingablotter
Episode 3 - "Bringing up Baby"

The Girls are looking for a housekeeper, and Marguerite Brown comes to apply. During the interview, Blanche's beau, Norman, calls and cancels their date. Marguerite gives Blanche a mysterious bottle, saying,

"Dab a little behind your ears, and whomever you desire will come to you."

What does Rose think is in the bottle?

A love potion
Episode 4 - "The Housekeeper"

TRUE OR FALSE: As a get-rich-quick scheme, one of Sophia's ideas was to bottle the water from the hose in the backyard and sell it.

True
Episode 2 - "One for the Money"
Sophia: I'm glad you're all here. I want you to try something. Here, taste this. What do you think?
Blanche: It's water.
Sophia: I didn't ask you to identify it, I asked you what you thought.
Rose: It's good.
Sophia: Just good?
Dorothy: Hmm, very good.
Sophia: How would you describe the taste?
Blanche: Refreshing. Clear. Clean.
Sophia: Would you buy this water?
Blanche: Sure, why not?
Dorothy: Absolutely.
Rose: Umm hmm.
Sophia: We're rich! We're rich! It comes from the hose out back. Move over, Perrier. Petrillo water is on the way!
Dorothy: Ma—
Sophia: I know what you're going to say—another one of my get-rich-quick schemes. This is different. I've been working on this since noon.

After Stan and Dorothy are audited by the IRS, Dorothy owes $2,500. She doesn't have it, so she goes to a pawn shop to sell some personal items. Unfortunately, the items don't have much value, but the pawnbroker notices something else she can sell. What does Dorothy end up selling?

She reluctantly pawns the ring on her finger, the one Stan gave her after 38 years of marriage.
Episode 10 - "The Audit"
Pawnbroker: In fact, except for the ring that you are wearing, nothing that you brought in here is worth anything.
Blanche: How much for the ring?
Pawnbroker: $800.
Dorothy: Oh, I couldn't pawn this.
Pawnbroker: $900.
Rose: Take it, Dorothy.
Dorothy: No, I couldn't. This is the only nice thing that Stan ever gave me.
Pawnbroker: $1,000.
Blanche: It's also the only valuable thing. Hock it!
Dorothy: I can't.
Pawnbroker: $1,200. My final offer.
Dorothy: No, this isn't for sale. I mean, there are some things that have no price. This means a lot to me. My husband gave it to me after 38 years of marriage.
Blanche: And after 38 years of marriage, he also dumped you for a 23-year-old stewardess with firm thighs and perky breasts.
Dorothy: You got yourself a ring, muchacho.

After dancing for hours in a charity dance marathon, Dorothy calls foul play on Rose, accusing her of trying to lull everyone to sleep. What was Rose doing?

Telling a St. Olaf story
Episode 2 - "One for the Money"

To work out their differences after weeks of endless fussing and fighting, The Girls agree to see Dr. Ashley at the counseling center. After listening to their complaints, what does Dr. Ashley tell them that leaves them speechless and disappointed?

He says they're totally incompatible and suggests they shouldn't live together.
Episode 11 - "Three On a Couch"

The Girls find thousands of dollars in Sophia's boyfriend Rocco's bag. When Sophia calls Rocco and asks him where the money came from, what does he tell her?

He tells her he robbed a bank because he loves her.
Episode 21 - "Larceny and Old Lace"
Rose: Look at all that money!
Blanche: Gosh, there's thousands!
Dorothy: Where did this come from?
Sophia: Rocco's bag.
Rose: Where did Rocco get all this money?
Sophia: I don't know, but I'll tell you one thing. The next time we go to The Colonel, I'm getting all white meat and a biscuit!

Rose tells The Girls she's going to be a mother again because her Uncle Hingablotter left her custody of his baby. Dorothy and Blanche eagerly agree to help Rose, but when her uncle's legal counsel delivers the baby, what are they surprised to see?

Baby is a pig.
Episode 3 - "Bringing up Baby"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose accidentally swallowed her engagement ring.

False. It was Dorothy. Stan put the ring in the bottom of her champagne glass.
Episode 21 - "Larceny and Old Lace"
Blanche: What's the most romantic thing a man ever did for you, Dorothy?
Dorothy: Oh, well, the most romantic thing was when Stan proposed. He took me to a very expensive restaurant. I went to the powder room, and when I returned to the table, there was an open bottle of Dom Perignon and 2 filled glasses. We clinked the glasses in a toast. Stan gave me a coy smile, and I winked at him, and then I just downed the champagne in one gulp...and it didn't go down smoothly. Later, Stan told me that he put my engagement ring in the bottom of the glass. It turned up 3 days later.
Rose: Where did it turn up, Dorothy?
Dorothy: On the Home Shopping Network, Rose.

Which Golden Girl once dated a man in the deli business, and in a moment of passion, he told her she was neater than hard salami?

Rose
Episode 22 - "Rose's Big Adventure"
Rose: Oh girls, I am so excited! Now that Al's retired, we'll have so much time together.
Blanche: He's really pretty special to you, isn't he?
Rose: Oh, he's more than special. I think I'm falling for him. But then who wouldn't? He's sensitive, he's caring, and he thinks I'm neater than hard salami.
Dorothy: Did he actually tell you that, Rose?
Rose: I shouldn't have repeated it. It was said in a moment of passion.

After one week with Marguerite as their housekeeper, Dorothy is underwhelmed with her performance. When Dorothy sees Rose sweeping the kitchen floor, she's outraged that Rose is doing Marguerite's job. Rose says Marguerite has a good excuse for her absence. What was her excuse?

She had to pluck the hair from a dwarf's chin.
Episode 4 - "The Housekeeper"

TRUE OR FALSE: When Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose enter a couples charity dance marathon, Rose wins the first prize of $1,000.

False. Blanche wins.
Episode 2 - "One for the Money"
Rose: I will never forget the look on your face when Dorothy and I tangoed onto the floor.
Blanche: And I will never forget the look on your faces when you were disqualified, and I won the $1,000.
Dorothy: And it was so sporting of you to share your winnings. With my $10, I got that can opener I always wanted.

TRUE OR FALSE: The house that The Girls live in is the only house in the neighborhood without a pool.

True
Episode 11 - "Three On a Couch"

After Stan and Dorothy are audited by the IRS due to discrepancies in Stan's tax returns, they owe $5,000. When Stan comes to the house to pick up Dorothy's half of the money, he apologizes to her, saying the whole situation is his fault. He gives her a small box. To Dorothy's surprise, what's inside?

It is her ring she sold at the pawn shop to get her half of the money. When Stan found out what she did via Sophia, he went to the pawn shop and bought her ring back.
Episode 10 - "The Audit"

Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose are playing a trivia game, and the question for Rose is:

"What famous Mozart composition, completed in 1787, is a serenade in G for two violins, viola, cello, and double bass in four movements?"

Rose answers correctly with Eine kleine Nachtmusik. How does she know this?

Well, they always play it during the chases on The Bugs Bunny / Road Runner Show! - Rose
Episode 21 - "Larceny and Old Lace"
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