While Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose are out to dinner, they see Blanche's boyfriend Fidel Santiago with his arms around another woman. When Blanche confronts him, she's surprised to learn the other woman is who?

Sophia loses the Westons' dog Dreyfuss after taking care of him for three days. Dorothy was already against the idea of Sophia dogsitting because she didn't think her mother was responsible enough for the task. In an attempt to correct her mistake and hide it from Dorothy, what does Sophia do?

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose agrees that the best way to educate someone on the evils of wasting time is by telling a long, tedious St. Olaf story.

When Dorothy agrees to take Sophia to Disney World so they can spend quality time together, Sophia is skeptical and doesn't believe that's where they're really going. What does she think Dorothy is trying to do?

Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose return home from the theater to find Sophia giving a house tour to Mr. Yakamora, a wealthy investor who wants to buy their home. At first Blanche is against the idea of selling, but what makes her reconsider?

Blanche and Sophia are in fierce competition over Fidel Santiago. Sophia believes he wants more than a cheap thrill, but Blanche thinks otherwise. They both agree to keep dating him, but boundaries are put in place. What are the rules?

While dogsitting for their neighbors the Westons, Sophia loses Dreyfuss. She buys a look-alike to cover up her mistake, but Dreyfuss comes back home. Sophia needs to return the replacement dog, but she can't tell them apart, so she enlists Rose to help her differentiate between the two. What does Rose do?

Sophia tells the girls she takes a round-trip on the number 6 bus every day to buy a nectarine at the market. Why does she buy a nectarine every day?

TRUE OR FALSE: One of Stan's business ventures was called "Stan's Pizzas". His goal was to deliver pizzas faster than Domino's.

Rose says she loves mimes because her Uncle Gustav was a "coal mimer". He had a bad back, but he didn't want to lose his medical benefits at his job. What did he do when he went to work?

Blanche's college crush Ham Lushbough is in Miami on business; Blanche agrees to be his date for the museum ball. She tells Dorothy and Sophia he's the most gorgeous, sexiest man on the planet. What are they surprised to learn about Ham when he arrives?

The girls attend an art show featuring a national artist whose paintings are worth thousands of dollars. They're excited when they meet him at the gallery, but are disappointed to learn he's boorish and offensive. He insults Rose's fashion sense and calls the girls stupid and unattractive. What is this artist's name?

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose's sister Lily was caught with Blanche's boyfriend Gary Tucker.

Sophia spent a day full of activities: she helped another older woman get a refund at the market, she directed a senior citizen's boardwalk band to raise money for a local clinic, and she volunteered at the hospital. What did Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose accomplish that day?

Sophia said she's waited her whole life to ride a particular roller coaster; it's the reason she wanted to go to Disney World. What space-themed indoor attraction did she finally get to experience when Dorothy took her to Disney World?

Dorothy and Rose are playing cards on the lanai when Rose believes she's spotted a UFO flying over their neighborhood. She goes to the military base and speaks with Major Barker who later comes to the house to ask questions. What does Major Barker tell Dorothy?

After Blanche and Sophia spend weeks competing for the affection of Fidel Santiago, the girls receive a phone call informing them of Fidel's death. When they go to his funeral, they notice everyone in attendance is a woman. Why is this?

When Blanche excitedly announces to the girls that she just received a big bonus at work, what does she say she's going to do with the money?

When Rose is nominated for St. Olaf Woman of the Year, she lists her top accomplishments for the award biography, but doesn't see the value in what she's done. Dorothy and Blanche think she can't appreciate her achievements like they can. What do they do to her biography?

Rose and Blanche team up together to write a children's storybook about Toonder the Magnificent Tiger, a character from a fable Rose heard as a child. When Rose calls her sister for more stories, what disappointing news does she learn about these fables?