Golden Girls Trivia: Season 5

Does Blanche write a novel? Does Sophia move out? Is Dorothy terminally ill? Is Rose living with HIV? Test your Golden Girls knowledge of season five.

In the fifth season of The Golden Girls, the ladies continue to deliver their signature hilarity, but they also rise to the occasion and grapple with deeply serious issues. Rose hangs in the balance as she awaits potentially devastating news from her doctor. Sophia is challenged with the realities of aging while remembering the cherished moments of her youth. Dorothy confronts the temptations of a past addiction. Blanche grieves the loss of a beloved family member. How well do you recall the details of how The Girls handled these situations? See how many of these trivia questions you can answer.

TRUE OR FALSE: Back in St. Olaf, a traditional Christmas starts with a pageant consisting of shepherds, angels, and two wise men.

True
Episode 12 - "Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas"
Rose: I sure miss a traditional St. Olaf Christmas.
Dorothy: Uh, excuse me, Rose, do we have time to run out and get hit by a bus?
Rose: First, there'd be the Christmas pageant with the shepherds and the angels and the two wise men.
Blanche: There were three wise men, Rose.
Rose: Not in St. Olaf.

What did Sophia say Dorothy's nickname was in elementary school? (Hint: She and Blanche's prison pen pal, Merrill Kellogg, had the same nickname.)

Moose
Episode 13 - "Mary Had a Little Lamb"

Before the President's visit, each of The Girls had to pass a security clearance. Which Golden Girl didn't pass the first time?

Sophia
Episode 26 - "The President's Coming! Part 2"
Agent Bell: We had to run security clearances on everyone. Everyone passed except for you, Mrs. Petrillo.
Sophia: I can't believe it! I spend one lousy night with Mussolini, and I do mean lousy, and I'm marked for life.

TRUE OR FALSE: Sophia once kept her friend company while she committed suicide by swallowing a bottle of pills.

False. Sophia convinced her not to do it.
Episode 7 - "Not Another Monday"

Unbeknownst to Rose and Blanche, Sophia has been secretly using their cars, leading to Blanche running out of gas and Rose fearing her car was stolen. When Sophia returns home one day, Dorothy notices she's carrying a thick phone book. Why does she have the book?

She sits on the phone book to see over the steering wheel.
Episode 8 - "That Old Feeling"
Dorothy: Ma, why are you carrying that phone book?
Sophia: I can carry a book. It's a free country. Even the Statue of Liberty carries a book.
Dorothy: You were driving again.
Sophia: Who says?
Dorothy: This phone book is still warm. You were sitting on it so you could see over the steering wheel.
Sophia: You know me, safety first.

Which Golden Girl's father was part owner of a doughnut shop?

Blanche
Episode 12 - "Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas"

Sophia suddenly comes into $170,000 and buys Dorothy a box of expensive watches. When Dorothy asks her mother where the money came from, Sophia says the government is being kind by sending her extra social security checks. Why is she receiving extra money?

There is an error in the computer system.
Episode 15 - "Triple Play"
Dorothy: Ma, I want to know. Now, where did you get the money?
Sophia: The government is being kinder and gentler by sending me a lot more social security checks than they used to.
Dorothy: The computer made a mistake. Ma, that money doesn't belong to you! Now how much are we talking about?
Sophia: Enough to have you rubbed out if you rat on me.

Which Golden Girl married her husband's business partner? He was also her late best friend's husband.

Sophia. She married Max Weinstock.
Episode 26 - "The President's Coming! Part 2"

Which Golden Girl is so passionate about preserving swamps and wetlands that she spearheaded a campaign for the Save the Wetlands organization that included a press release, petitions, and a banquet?

Dorothy
Episode 19 - "72 Hours"
Dorothy: What an idiot! Of all the lame-brained, moronic dopes. I mean, if ever I wanted to reach right through the phone and strangle somebody!
Sophia: Not really a morning person, are you, Pussycat?
Dorothy: It's this caterer that I hired for my Save the Wetlands banquet. He's a week late with the menu. Now he tells me that he's going to serve wild duck and crayfish. They come from the wetlands. It's like holding a "save the whales" function on a Japanese trawler.
Sophia: Is there an open bar?
Dorothy: You know, Ma, that's part of the problem. Nobody cares. Do you realize what would happen if there were no swamps?
Sophia: New Jersey wouldn't have a state smell.

Which Golden Girl said she has an affection for bayous because she became a woman in one?

Blanche
Episode 19 - "72 Hours"

Blanche first tells The Girls she lost her virginity to Billy...or Bobby...or Ben. Someone whose name started with a "B". They were under dogwood trees. (Season 1, Episode 22 - "Job Hunting")

She later tells The Girls she lost her virginity at her grandmother's plantation. (Season 7, Episode 11 - "Room Seven")

Sophia: I thought you lost it in a hot-air balloon.
Dorothy: I thought you lost it at a pancake breakfast.
Blanche: Well, those don't count. I mean, they did at the time, but this is the definitive "where I lost my virginity" story.
Sophia: It's really nice of you to share something so personal with us, Blanche. In a bayou. You slut.

Blanche and Rose often have late-night conversations with Sophia. After their talks, Sophia kisses them good night, but only Blanche gets a piece of hard candy. Why doesn't Sophia give candy to Rose?

She's afraid Rose will choke on it.
Episode 20 - "Twice in a Lifetime"
Rose: I can't sleep. And what's worse, I went to Sophia's room for one of our talks, and then I remembered she left, thanks to you, Dorothy.
Dorothy: You had late-night talks with my mother?
Rose: All the time.
Dorothy: And she gave you hard candy?
Rose: No. I'd ask, but she was always afraid I'd choke on it.

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose swore she would never tell another St. Olaf story until someone confessed that one of her stories changed their life.

True
Episode 21 - "Sisters and Other Strangers"

Which Golden Girl is a member of the Sierra Club, a leading advocate for protecting wild places, wildlife, and the environment?

Dorothy
Episode 26 - "The President's Coming! Part 2"

When Blanche's daughter, Rebecca, confides in her that she wants to have a baby via artificial insemination, Blanche strongly disagrees. Why does she feel this way?

She doesn't want Rebecca to be a single mother, and she thinks the process is unnatural.
Episode 3 - "The Accurate Conception"

According to Rose, her best friend, Claire Osterhaus, got pregnant 5 months after her husband left for France during World War ll. The people of St. Olaf thought Claire was fooling around, but Claire told Rose her husband sperm's swam from Normandy into Minnesota by way of the Great Lakes. What did Rose think?

She thought it came by mail.
Episode 3 - "The Accurate Conception"
Rose: You know, I'm not so sure sperm can't live outside the body. Back during World War II, my best friend Claire Osterhaus's husband was in the Army and stationed in France. Well, 5 months after he left St. Olaf, she got pregnant. A lot of people thought she was fooling around, but she told me that sperm must have swum from Normandy, across the Atlantic, up the St. Lawrence Seaway, into the Great Lakes, and then over to Minnesota.
Blanche: And what did you think, Rose?
Rose: Well, I know those little guys are suppose to be good swimmers...but I think it had to come over by mail.

Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose are babysitting for a couple who attends Rose's church. The baby is sick with an ear infection, and he won't stop crying. Rose suggests they sing to him to help him go to sleep. What song do they sing?

Mr. Sandman
Episode 7 - "Not Another Monday"

Despite her misgivings about his lack of responsibility, Dorothy finds herself worrying about her son Michael's well-being after putting him out. When she learns where he's staying, it's worse than she imagined. Where is Michael?

Living with his father, Stan
Episode 10 - "All That Jazz"

Rose said one of the hardest things she's ever had to do was explain to her daughter Kirsten the difference between boys and girls. She procrastinated long enough, but the time had come to take the bull by the horns. What did she do?

She takes the bull by the horns and turns it around, showing her daughter what makes a bull a bull.
Episode 10 - "All That Jazz"
Dorothy: Why does it have to be so hard?
Rose: The hardest part for me was explaining to my Kirsten the difference between boys and girls. I knew the time had come, but I kept putting it off. Finally, I decided it was time to take the bull by the horns.
Blanche: So you told her?
Rose: No! I took the bull by the horns, turned him around, and showed her what makes a bull a bull.
Dorothy: You are kidding, Rose.
Rose: No! That's how my mother taught me.
Blanche: Honey, didn't that give you a false impression about what a man would look like?
Rose: It sure did. Can you imagine my surprise on my wedding night with Charlie? Boy, that bull would've been jealous!

As a result of attending a positive thinking course that prompts her to think positively, which Golden Girl believes she received a good cut of roast beef from the ill-tempered butcher at the deli?

Dorothy
Episode 14 - "Great Expectations"

Despite her initial reluctance and fear, Blanche heeds Dorothy's advice and visits her beau, Steven, in the hospital following his heart attack. To her disappointment and embarrassment, what does he tell her?

He's back with his ex-girlfriend, Karen, because she was there when he needed her the most.
Episode 14 - "Great Expectations"
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