The Golden Girls Trivia: Season 7

Does Blanche find her soulmate? Is Dorothy a slumlord? Is Rose really a slut? Does Sophia meet the Pope? Test your Golden Girls knowledge of season seven.

In the seventh and final season of The Golden Girls, the ladies reflect on past romances and contemplate new beginnings. Destiny guides Dorothy to unexpected love. Sophia journeys to Sicily to reconcile with a ghost from her past. Blanche rediscovers the beauty of traditional courtship. Rose finds newfound appreciation for her loving, if sometimes predictable, partnership. How well do you recall the details of how the Girls navigated these situations? See how many of these trivia questions you can answer.

TRUE OR FALSE: Appalled by Angelo's living conditions, Rose decides to expose the apartment's infestation in a news report. However, the story backfires, and Dorothy is arrested for being a slumlord because she and Stan own the building.

True
Episode 18 - Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
Rose: Dorothy, isn't this something? You've become what we in the news business call "a hot story!"
Dorothy: And you've become what we call in the revenge business "next."

After Rose's news story airs about the bug infestation in Angelo's apartment building, Dorothy and Stan appear in court, accused of being slumlords.

TRUE OR FALSE: Stan hires his celebrity lawyer friend, Marvin Mitchelson, to be their lawyer.

False. To avoid appearing as a wealthy slumlord, he hires an inexperienced, attractive, young, blonde woman he met at a bar.
Episode 18 - Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan

Facing the judge on accusations of being slumlords, Dorothy passionately defends herself and Stan, asserting their innocence and their immediate intent to rectify the infestation issue by hiring an exterminator. What is the judge's sentencing for both of them?

He orders them to live in the building with their tenants until it's brought up to code.
Episode 18 - Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
Dorothy: Your Honor, may I say something?
Judge: You may speak.
Dorothy: Uh, Your Honor, this is all a very simple mistake. Stan and I are ready to get an exterminator to take care of those bugs. I don't know how this thing got so far, but believe me, we are not criminals.
Judge: I want you both to get an idea of what it's like for all the people that you collect rent from, so I'm going to sentence both of you to live in apartment 3C in this building until such time as it is brought up to code.
Dorothy: Wait a minute. You want me to live with him in the same apartment?
Judge: That's right.
Dorothy: But there are bugs there, and they'll think Stan is their leader!

Which Golden Girl fantasizes about sleeping with American singer, songwriter, and record producer Luther Vandross?

Sophia
Episode 18 - Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan

Sophia touched on this desire in Season 3, Episode 1 - "Old Friends" and in Season 3, Episode 23 - "Mixed Blessing".

When Rose and Sophia return home from Doug Kirkpatrick's wake, they both express how much fun they had. Sophia particularly enjoyed the wonderful things people said about him, but sadly, he wasn't alive to hear them. What does this experience inspire Sophia to do?

She wants to throw her own wake to hear the things people say about her.
Episode 19 - Journey to the Center of Attention
Sophia: Dorothy, how would you like to go to a wake next Friday?
Dorothy: Ma, you know how I feel about those things. They're so sad and depressing. Whose wake is it anyway?
Sophia: Mine.
Dorothy: What time?
Rose: No, she's serious. Next Friday, Sophia's going to throw her own wake. Food, drinks, music. The only difference will be she'll be alive...God willing.
Dorothy: Wait a minute, what are you talking about?
Sophia: At Doug's wake, people got up and said wonderful things about him, but he wasn't there to hear it. I don't want that to happen to me. I want to hear how people feel about me. I want to be there to listen as they salute my grace, my wit, my inner beauty.
Dorothy: Ma, writers cost money.

In an effort to boost Dorothy's self-esteem and encourage her to get out more, Blanche invites her to The Rusty Anchor, a local bar she frequents. The piano player befriends Dorothy and coaxes her into singing "What'll I Do" by Irving Berlin. How do the patrons in the bar respond to her?

They're captivated by her performance.
Episode 19 - Journey to the Center of Attention

Despite Dorothy's refusal to participate, Blanche and Rose plan Sophia's wake, and Rose sends the invitations. The party atmosphere is complete with food and drinks, but the guests aren't having a good time. After speaking to one of the attendees, what does Blanche realize that Rose forgot to do?

When Rose sent the invitations, she forgot to inform the guests that Sophia was alive.
Episode 19 - Journey to the Center of Attention

After Dorothy's mesmerizing performance of "What'll I Do" at The Rusty Anchor, her self-esteem soars, and she becomes a regular at the bar. Blanche, however, grows increasingly jealous as Dorothy captures the attention of the male patrons. What does she do to get their attention and one-up Dorothy?

She dons a sexy red leotard and sings "I Wanna Be Loved by You," made famous by Marilyn Monroe.
Episode 19 - Journey to the Center of Attention

TRUE OR FALSE: Dorothy and Blanche agree to alternate nights at The Rusty Anchor so they don't have to share the male attention.

True
Episode 19 - Journey to the Center of Attention
Dorothy: Look, Blanche, The Rusty Anchor is not worth risking our friendship over. If you want me to stop coming here, just say so.
Blanche: I want you to stop coming here!
Dorothy: Like hell I will.
Blanche: Then what are we gonna do?
Dorothy: Why don't we share? Let's just be sure that we both don't show up on the same night.
Blanche: You mean, like I would come three nights a week, you'd come three?
Dorothy: Right! Oh, wait a minute. What about Sunday?
Blanche: Oh, you don't want to come on a Sunday, Dorothy. The men have been watching football all day long. They're drunk and rowdy.
Dorothy: Yeah, you want Sundays, don't you?
Blanche: Please!

Blanche is throwing a Moonlight Madness party to celebrate the endless possibilities of a leap year's full moon. She's making out her guest list and asks Dorothy to look it over to make sure she's included everyone. Who does Dorothy notice is missing from the list?

Women. Blanche invites all men and no women.
Episode 20 - A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)
Blanche: Dorothy, would you please check my list, and see if I forgot to invite anybody to my Moonlight Madness party?
Dorothy: Sure! The women.
Blanche: Pardon me?
Dorothy: The women! You invited 12 men and no women.
Blanche: Now Dorothy, I know what you're thinking, but Rose and Sophia are coming. You'll have somebody to talk to.
Sophia: No fair. I had to talk to her the last time.
Dorothy: Uh, Blanche, not to doubt your stamina, but, uh, don't you think those men are going to be bored?
Blanche: Oh, of course not! Dorothy, tonight's a full moon—a night when men's passions, like the tides, are pulled to their highest, achingly unbearable peak!
Dorothy: Oh, come on, Blanche, you really think a full moon can do all that?
Blanche: Well, just in case, I'm also filling a watermelon with tequila. But it's not just a full moon, Dorothy. It's a leap year's full moon! Anything can happen. All your dreams can come true if you just believe. All you have to do is believe!
Dorothy: [clapping] Oh, I do believe! I do believe in sluts!

Which Golden Girl was cursed with the Curse of the Strega by the village witch, Lena Pascerelli, who warned, "Beware the leap year's full moon"?

Dorothy
Episode 20 - A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)
Dorothy: Ma, what's wrong?
Sophia: Leap year...full moon...oh, my God. The curse!
Dorothy: Ma, it's the nineties. You can call it what it is—our monthly visitor.
Sophia: No, the Curse of the Strega. It was a curse laid on you by Lena Pascerelli, our village witch.
Dorothy: What village? I was born in Brooklyn.
Sophia: Here's a news flash. Witches can fly.
Dorothy: Why did she curse me?
Sophia: I don't know. Maybe because you gave her the cold that eventually killed her. The point is, on her deathbed, she laid a curse on you. "Beware of the leap year's full moon."
Dorothy: That's it? That's the curse?
Sophia: What'd you expect, poetry? The woman was on her deathbed. Give her a break. So now there are 3 tasks I must perform before tomorrow's moonrise, or you are doomed.
Dorothy: And the 3 tasks are?
Sophia: Kiss a fool. Help a holy man. Reveal betrayal of a loved one.
Dorothy: Oh, come on, Ma! That's superstitious nonsense. You know, step on a crack, break your mother's back. It doesn't work. I know. I tried.

The guests mingle and enjoy themselves at Blanche's Moonlight Madness party. When she finally makes her grand entrance, she's disappointed to find none of the men are attracted to her. She had high hopes for romance this evening. After talking to the rest of the Girls, what is she surprised to learn?

The men are flocking to all the women except Blanche.
Episode 20 - A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)
Blanche: I don't understand this, but these men are acting crazy.
Sophia: You're telling me. I haven't been hit on like this since I stopped hanging out at the midnight show of Harold and Maude!
Blanche: You mean, men are coming on to you?
Sophia: Yeah! One guy told me he thought wrinkles were sexy. I took him out to the garage where he could see me under the fluorescents. I'm telling you, this full moon is making people crazy.
Dorothy: Oh, Ma, look, I don't mean to pooh-pooh your whole moon thing, but pooh-pooh.
Blanche: No, Dorothy, there really is something going on here. I mean, just look how the men are all flocking around you and totally ignoring me. It's—it's nature gone loco!
Sophia: Wait a minute. That's not so ridiculous. Dorothy has her own allure. She's confident. Men are attracted to a confident woman. Oh, God, I can never keep a straight face!

Rose, a highly competitive individual who relishes the thrill of victory, dedicates hours to mailing envelopes to enter various contests. Finally, her persistence pays off as she wins a giveaway. The exhilaration of success, she claims, makes all the effort worthwhile. What does she win?

A free prostate check
Episode 20 - A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)
Rose: So, who's the luckiest girl in the history of the world?
Sophia: Well, it wasn't your mother.
Rose: Me! I'm the luckiest girl in the world. I finally won a giveaway. And you said I was stupid for entering so many contests.
Dorothy: I did? Gee, I find it hard to believe that I'd even care.
Rose: This makes it all worthwhile. All those endless hours licking stamps, licking envelopes, temporarily losing my ability to taste sweets!
Dorothy: Rose, what did you win?
Rose: A free prostate check!

On the night of Blanche's Moonlight Madness party, Sophia races against the approaching moonrise to break the Curse of the Strega over Dorothy. To do this, she must complete three tasks, one of which is to kiss a fool. Who does she kiss and why?

She kisses a man at the party who thinks Rose is smart.
Episode 20 - A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)

Rose is on a winning streak after entering various giveaway contests. First, she won a free prostate check, and now she's won an even bigger prize. What does she win?

An all-expenses-paid honeymoon trip to Paris, France worth $15,000
Episode 20 - A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)
Rose: Girls! I did it again! I won another giveaway!
Dorothy: Ah, what did you win this time? A vasectomy?
Rose: Even better! Wail 'til you hear. I won an all-expenses-paid honeymoon trip to Paris, France!
Blanche: Oh, my God, Rose Nylund!
Rose: Yes?
Blanche: Does this mean that you and Miles....
Rose: Yes?
Blanche: That—that you and Miles are getting married?
Rose: No!
Blanche: Well then, what in hell do you want an all-expenses-paid honeymoon for?
Rose: Oh, I don't enter these for the prizes! I do it for the thrill of winning! The rush of adrenaline when you realize that you've grappled Madame Chance and flung her, bloodied and beaten, to the mat. And just when you think she's dead, she gets up again, and you have to give her one of those Van Damme moves to the jaw and-
Dorothy: Rose!
Rose: I like to win, alright!

On the night of Blanche's Moonlight Madness party, the Girls receive an unexpected visit from a neighbor. Feeling lonely, she decides to take a chance and invite herself over. Who is the neighbor?

Carol Weston
Episode 20 - A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)
Carol: Look, I'm lonely and scared, and you're having a party. Can I come in or not?
Blanche: Look, Carol, now I am going to be honest here. I took great pains with this guest list, and frankly, there is room here for only one young, attractive female.
Carol: Ooh, then I just got in under the wire!

On the night of Blanche's Moonlight Madness party, Sophia races against the approaching moonrise to break the Curse of the Strega over Dorothy. To do this, she must complete three tasks, one of which is to help a holy man. How does she accomplish this?

She trips the rabbi at the party and helps him to his feet.
Episode 20 - A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)

Though Rose and Miles agree to get married and use her all-expenses-paid honeymoon trip to Paris, Miles insists on a proper proposal first.

TRUE OR FALSE: Miles take a knee, and proposes to Rose.

False. Rose takes a knee, and proposes to Miles.
Episode 20 - A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)

After Rose and Miles announce their engagement at Blanche's party, he confides his doubts to Dorothy, who reassures him it's just pre-wedding jitters. Miles observes similarities between himself and Dorothy; they have more in common than he and Rose. What happens between Dorothy and Miles?

They share a passionate kiss.
Episode 20 - A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)

TRUE OR FALSE: Dreyfuss, the next-door neighbors' dog, is a guest at Blanche's Moonlight Madness party.

True
Episode 21 - A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 2)
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