Season 7, Episode 9 - "The Monkey Show, Part 2"

The sight of Gloria in bed with Stan left Dorothy reeling. Sophia, however, was delighted, convinced that Stan, though wrong for Dorothy, was perfect for Gloria. To add insult to injury, what does Dorothy learn about how Gloria and Stan got together?

Answer

Sophia set them up. She sent Gloria flowers and pretended they were from Stan.

Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot (The Golden Girls)"

How did Dorothy and Rose first meet?

Season 5, Episode 1 - "Sick and Tired (Part 1)"

Dorothy's been sick for five months; her main complaint is that she's often exhausted. She sees a specialist, but he can't find anything wrong with her and recommends a doctor in New York. Which Golden Girl does Dorothy ask to go to New York with her?

Season 4, Episode 20 - "High Anxiety"

TRUE OR FALSE: Back in St. Olaf, Bessie was a big, fat lady who pulled farm plows for a living.

Season 2, Episode 17 - "Bedtime Story"

When she was a little girl, Rose said she was scared of "the St. Olaf Slasher," who terrorized St. Olaf for months. What did the Slasher do?

Season 4, Episode 25 - "We're Outta Here, Part 1"

Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose return home from the theater to find Sophia giving a house tour to Mr. Yakamora, a wealthy investor who wants to buy their home. At first, Blanche is against selling, but what makes her reconsider?

Season 7, Episode 25 - "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (Part 1)"

Blanche made a date to play tennis with a man she met at the grocery store, but she forgot her uncle, Lucas, was coming to town that evening. She needs one of The Girls to go out with him so she can keep her plans. Which Golden Girl goes out with Lucas?

Season 5, Episode 14 - "Great Expectations"

As a result of attending a positive thinking course that prompts her to think positively, which Golden Girl believes she received a good cut of roast beef from the ill-tempered butcher at the deli?

Season 3, Episode 16 - "Grab That Dough"

The night before their appearance on the TV game show Grab That Dough, The Girls arrive at their hotel only to discover that it is completely booked, as is every other hotel in the city. Where does the receptionist say The Girls can sleep for $75, and she won't have them arrested for loitering?

Season 4, Episode 9 - "Scared Straight"

Rose and Blanche's brother, Clayton, return home together after crossing paths in the park. Blanche asks Clayton about the blind date she sent him on, and he says they weren't suited. When he tries to tell Blanche he's gay, he clams up. What does he tell her instead?

Season 7, Episode 23 - "Home Again Rose, Part 1"

Rose says she's never been afraid of dying because she's not going to stay dead. She plans to have her head frozen to preserve her brain. Out of friendship and in solidarity with her, what does she make The Girls promise to do?

Season 6, Episode 12 - "Ebbtide's Revenge"

TRUE OR FALSE: Dorothy carries the weight of guilt, believing her actions somehow caused her younger brother, Phil, to become a cross-dresser.

Season 2, Episode 1 - "End of the Curse"

When The Girls attempt to break into the mink business, they keep 4 minks in the garage to breed for their fur. What does Rose name them?

Season 3, Episode 10 - "The Audit"

After Stan and Dorothy are audited by the IRS due to discrepancies in Stan's tax returns, they owe $5,000. When Stan comes to the house to pick up Dorothy's half of the money, he apologizes to her, saying the whole situation is his fault. He gives her a small box. To Dorothy's surprise, what's inside?

Season 3, Episode 22 - "Rose's Big Adventure"

Rose is restless and can't sleep one night, so she makes a batch of sparhuven krispies, an ancient Scandinavian midnight snack. Dorothy and Blanche are disgusted by the smell, but Rose assures them they're delicious if you know how to eat them. How does she explain eating this snack?