Season 7, Episode 17 - "Questions and Answers"

Dorothy is auditioning to be on the TV game show Jeopardy!. She receives a callback to participate in simulated games, the outcome of which determines her selection for the show. During the games, Dorothy is brilliant and knows all the answers. Why isn't she chosen as a contestant?

Answer

The game coordinator doesn't think viewers of the show will root for her.

Dorothy: Uh, listen, I don't want anybody to lose his job over this, but I didn't get a flyer.

Coordinator: I realize that.

Dorothy: But I was good. I was brilliant. An impressive body of knowledge, you said so yourself! How could I not be on?

Coordinator: Alright, if you really wanna know, Mrs. Zbornak, I'll tell you. On Jeopardy!, we don't have any celebrity stars as contestants. Everyday citizens—those are our stars. Those are the people that our viewers care about, identify with, root for. We don't believe anyone would root for you. Thank you very much for coming.

Season 7, Episode 18 - "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan"

Facing the judge on accusations of being slumlords, Dorothy passionately defends herself and Stan, asserting their innocence and their immediate intent to rectify the infestation issue by hiring an exterminator. What is the judge's sentencing for both of them?

Season 5, Episode 13 - "Mary Had a Little Lamb"

What did Sophia say Dorothy's nickname was in elementary school? (Hint: She and Blanche's prison pen pal, Merrill Kellogg, had the same nickname.)

Season 6, Episode 6 - "Feelings"

Believing her star football student to be lazy, Dorothy fails him, triggering a visit from the coach and dean of boys who try to persuade her to change the grade. Unmoved, Dorothy remains resolute. Later, Blanche finds a mysterious package on the porch for Dorothy. What is it?

Season 3, Episode 6 - "Letter to Gorbachev"

Sophia is deciding what to do for her act in the talent show at the senior citizens' center. She writes a song to the tune of "Thanks for the Memory":

Thanks for the Medicare
For Blue Cross and Blue Shield, for a hip that finally healed

What's the next line?

Season 6, Episode 21 - "Witness"

When Miles learns that The Cheeseman—the Chicago kingpin and gangster he's been hiding from—is still alive, he goes back into witness protection. What is his new name and identity?

Season 2, Episode 10 - "Love, Rose"

When Rose first receives a letter from her pen pal, "Isaac Newton," she's thrilled that they have so much in common. Initially, she said she couldn't go out with him because this was just an experiment. After reading and rereading his letters, she makes a surprising announcement to The Girls. What is it?

Season 1, Episode 5 - "The Triangle"

When Dorothy's boyfriend, Elliott, makes a pass at Blanche, Blanche is nervous about telling Dorothy. Dorothy returns home one evening from a date with Elliott, and Blanche musters the courage to tell her how Elliott put his "big, masculine arms around her tiny, little waist."

TRUE OR FALSE: Dorothy believes Blanche and immediately ends the relationship with Elliott.

Season 4, Episode 12 - "The Blind Date"

Blanche cancels a date with John Quinn to go out with Tom Gallagher, a man who constantly stands her up. Dorothy and Rose are shocked she'd dismiss a great guy like John. Blanche says it wouldn't work with John because he's blind, but what is the real reason she's hesitant about dating him?

Season 1, Episode 17 - "Nice and Easy"

TRUE OR FALSE: After the shocking death of their reverend, who was shot and killed by the husband of the woman with whom he was having an affair, Rose's family left the Protestant church. A week later, they became Lutherans.

Season 5, Episode 5 - "Love Under the Big Top"

Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose's attempt to save dolphins by joining the Friends of Sea Mammals organization takes a turn when a peaceful protest at the dock escalates into a physical altercation between the organization and local fishermen. Where do both groups end up?

Season 2, Episode 10 - "Love, Rose"

After weeks of pretending to be Rose's pen pal, "Isaac Newton," Dorothy and Blanche call it quits when Rose wants to meet him. As Dorothy and Blanche prepare for a dinner reception, Rose announces "Isaac Newton" is her date for the evening, having called and invited him. How did Rose find "Isaac Newton"?

Season 6, Episode 19 - "Melodrama"

Dorothy reluctantly confesses she keeps a sock drawer in her bedroom that's out of Sophia's reach. She says when her mother makes her crazy, she goes to her room and has "pretend time." What's inside the drawer?

Season 1, Episode 4 - "Transplant"

TRUE OR FALSE: Blanche said her hair used to be naturally curly until she had an unfortunate visit to the beauty salon.

Season 2, Episode 20 - "Whose Face Is This, Anyway?"

Which Golden Girl had cosmetic surgery on her eyes?

Season 3, Episode 2 - "One for the Money"

After dancing for hours in a charity dance marathon, Dorothy calls foul play on Rose, accusing her of trying to lull everyone to sleep. What was Rose doing?

Season 5, Episode 3 - "The Accurate Conception"

TRUE OR FALSE: Dorothy's father Salvadore wanted her to be a cosmetician in a funeral parlor.

Season 2, Episode 20 - "Whose Face Is This, Anyway?"

Blanche receives an invitation to attend her college sorority reunion. She's excited about going to show off her good looks. Unfortunately, she returns home a day early, visibly upset, and doesn't have much to say. What happened?

Season 1, Episode 24 - "Big Daddy"

When The Girls meet Blanche's father for the first time, he tells Blanche he has a surprise for her. What is the surprise?

Season 4, Episode 3 - "The One That Got Away"

Blanche's college crush, Ham Lushbough, is in Miami on business, and she agrees to be his date for the museum ball. She tells Dorothy and Sophia he's the most gorgeous, sexiest man on the planet. What are they surprised to learn about Ham when he arrives?