Season 7, Episode 15 - "Goodbye, Mr. Gordon"

Dorothy and Blanche arrive at the local TV station where Rose works, ready for their appearance on Wake Up, Miami. As the show begins, the host introduces the topic: Does society make it harder for women to live together? To Dorothy and Blanche's embarrassment, what doesn't Rose realize about the segment?

Answer

It's about lesbians.

Blanche: Rose, could I see you for a moment?

Rose: You're mad, aren't you?

Blanche: Rose Nylund, every man I know is watching this show—this live show, this live show about lesbian lovers of Miami!

Rose: Every man you know is watching? Hey, we could beat The Price is Right!

Dorothy: Rose, we can't kill you here because there are cameras. Now how did this happen?

Rose: Oh, I don't know! They just said they wanted 2 women who loved each other and slept together.

Dorothy: We do not sleep together!

Rose: Yes, you did! Last month, when Blanche was having her room repainted because the plaster behind her headboard all fell out.

Season 4, Episode 4 - "Yokel Hero"

As The Girls are on their way to St. Olaf to attend the St. Olaf Woman of the Year ceremony, Rose tells them about Mount Losenbaden. She says it's like Mount Rushmore, except they sculpted 4 losers of presidential elections in the mountainside. Why is Adlai Stevenson sculpted twice?

Season 4, Episode 24 - "Foreign Exchange"

Dorothy is a nervous wreck after Philomena and Dominic Bosco say there's a possibility she's their biological daughter. They believe Dorothy and their daughter, Gina, were switched at birth. Sophia agrees to go to the hospital for a blood test. What is the result of the test?

Season 6, Episode 13 - "The Bloom Is Off the Rose"

Dorothy is strongly against Blanche dating Rex Huntington because he mistreats her; she thinks Blanche will eventually get hurt. When Rex comes by to take Blanche marlin fishing, he and Dorothy get into an argument. What happens that makes Blanche realize he is an abuser?

Season 4, Episode 9 - "Scared Straight"

Rose and Blanche's brother, Clayton, return home together after crossing paths in the park. Blanche asks Clayton about the blind date she sent him on, and he says they weren't suited. When he tries to tell Blanche he's gay, he clams up. What does he tell her instead?

Season 3, Episode 22 - "Rose's Big Adventure"

Rose is restless and can't sleep one night, so she makes a batch of sparhuven krispies, an ancient Scandinavian midnight snack. Dorothy and Blanche are disgusted by the smell, but Rose assures them they're delicious if you know how to eat them. How does she explain eating this snack?

Season 3, Episode 15 - "Dorothy's New Friend"

Back in St. Olaf, Rose played "oogle and floogle" - the adult version of hide-and-go-seek. How does this game differ from the children's version?

Season 4, Episode 2 - "The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo"

To help another senior citizen get a refund on a recent purchase at the grocery store, Sophia pretends to be her representative, claiming to be the past president and legal counsel of an organization called N.O.P.R.L. What does this stand for?

Season 3, Episode 11 - "Three On a Couch"

Dorothy is in bed studying for her education exam when Blanche and Rose abruptly interrupt her. What movie did they watch earlier that kept them from sleeping and sent them running scared into Dorothy's bed?

Season 3, Episode 10 - "The Audit"

When Dorothy and Stan meet with the IRS auditor, he reviews their tax returns and delivers bad news. What does he tell them?

Season 2, Episode 15 - "Before and After"

Which Golden Girl said the first time she ever saw the ocean was on her honeymoon?

Season 6, Episode 5 - "Wham, Bam, Thank You Mammy"

Everyone calls Blanche's father Big Daddy, but what is his real name?

Season 4, Episode 10 - "Stan Takes a Wife"

What is the secret to Sophia's great tasting lasagna?

Season 1, Episode 11 - "Stan's Return"

Stanley needs Dorothy's signature on legal papers to sell a property they bought on their honeymoon. Sophia advises Dorothy to read them before signing. According to Sophia, what happened the last time Stanley gave Dorothy papers to sign?

Season 4, Episode 9 - "Scared Straight"

TRUE OR FALSE: Dorothy said she used to borrow her brother Phil's clothes because they both wore girls' clothes.

Season 4, Episode 4 - "Yokel Hero"

Back in St. Olaf, Gretchen Lilyhammer won St. Olaf Woman of the Year because she ran into a burning library and saved all the books. How did she do this?

Season 3, Episode 5 - "Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself"

TRUE OR FALSE: Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose once booked a flight to the Bahamas full of former Mr. Cleans on their way to a reunion.

Season 4, Episode 18 - "Fiddler On the Ropes"

The Girls decide to invest $3,000 in a certificate of deposit. Rose is tasked with going to the bank, but she's called in early for work, so she asks Sophia to go in her place. What does Sophia do with their money?

Season 1, Episode 5 - "The Triangle"

Which Golden Girl flirts with Dorothy's boyfriend, Elliott, and tricks him into confessing to Dorothy who he made a pass at?

Season 3, Episode 16 - "Grab That Dough"

On their way to compete on the TV game show Grab That Dough, The Girls encounter some bad luck. With all the hotel rooms booked, they end up sleeping in the lobby. When they awake the next morning, they discover someone has "grabbed their dough". What happened?