Season 7, Episode 14 - "Old Boyfriends"

Blanche's definition of a boyfriend is "any man you bring to a fevered pitch of uncontrollable ecstasy".

TRUE OR FALSE: Blanche had 56 boyfriends in one year.

False. Rose had 56 boyfriends in one year.

Rose: Blanche, you simply have to help me. I've been out with Thor twice now, and I still can't remember who he is. And he's coming here for dinner tonight. Oh, Blanche, please eat with us! You can ask questions I can't.

Blanche: Oh, alright, fine, but I still don't understand why you can not remember this man. He says you seriously dated. I mean, how many boyfriends could a naive farmer's daughter possibly have had? Two, three?

Rose: Well, it depends. What's your definition of a boyfriend?

Blanche: Any man you bring to a fevered pitch of uncontrollable ecstasy.

Rose: Oh! 56.

Blanche: Excuse me?

Rose: I had about 56 boyfriends. Of course, that was before I knew Charlie. I probably would've had more, but I wasn't allowed to start dating 'til I was a senior.

Blanche: 56? 56!?

Dorothy: Oh, God, stand back! She's gonna blow!

Blanche: What do you mean you had 56 boyfriends? You told me you were a virgin 'til you got married.

Rose: Hey, you can have a boyfriend without having to go all the way.

Blanche: You can not! If that were true, Rose, that would you were a slut!

Dorothy: Oh, come on, Blanche. How can you say that? So the woman had 56 boyfriends in one year. She's not a slut.

Rose: Thank you, Dorothy.

Dorothy: She is THE slut! She's the Grand Poobah of Slutdom. She is the easiest woman in this room.

Blanche: Dorothy Zbornak, you take that back!

Dorothy: [gesturing towards Blanche and then Rose] The slut is dead, long live the slut!

Season 4, Episode 14 - "Love Me Tender"

Rose tells The Girls she's participating in the "Be a Pal" program; each week, she spends quality time with a motherless girl. Which Golden Girl volunteers to participate in the program with Rose?

Season 2, Episode 14 - "The Actor"

What is the name of the local Miami actress that Dorothy refers to as "Miami's answer to Meryl Streep"? Her acting is so bad that once she played in a production of The Diary of Anne Frank, and the audience kept shouting, "She's in the attic! She's in the attic!"

Season 1, Episode 2 - "Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding"

Dorothy's daughter, Kate, tells The Girls how she always dreamed her wedding would be. Who is Kate looking forward to seeing there, but Dorothy doesn't want him to come?

Season 3, Episode 3 - "Bringing up Baby"

The Girls finally agree to forfeit the caretaker's fee of $100,000 and send Baby the pig back home because they believe he's homesick. Days later, Rose receives a letter from her cousin who took Baby in. He said Baby arrived safely and was happy to be on the farm, but what happens to Baby shortly after his arrival?

Season 1, Episode 8 - "The Break-In"

Which Golden Girl thought she was being attacked in the parking lot and kneed the attendant in his "safe deposit box" while he was trying to return her keys?

Season 2, Episode 16 - "And Then There Was One"

Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose agree to babysit for the participants of a charity walkathon, but baby Emily's parents don't show up when the event is over. Blanche is convinced Emily has been abandoned and proposes that she and The Girls take her in and raise her. Why?

Season 6, Episode 15 - "Miles to Go"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose's boyfriend Miles once worked as an accountant for a Chicago kingpin.

Season 7, Episode 25 - "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (Part 1)"

Rose tells Blanche and Sophia about Mr. Snuffles, a prized piglet won by her father in the annual St. Olaf Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest. Mr. Snuffles grew up on the farm but was shunned by their pig, Henrietta, and her litter, which led to depression. What happened to Mr. Snuffles?

Season 6, Episode 24 - "Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home, Part 1"

What is the date of the Shady Pines retirement home fire?

Season 1, Episode 25 - "The Way We Met"

When Dorothy and Rose first meet at Blanche's house, they discover Blanche accidentally promised both of them the same room. How do The Girls resolve the issue?

Season 6, Episode 11 - "Stand by Your Man"

After their intimate night together, Blanche feels more comfortable with Ted and his wheelchair, and she grows fond of him. When he mentions an upcoming trip to Philadelphia, she impulsively invites herself along, but he tells her he can't take her. Why can't she go?

Season 3, Episode 16 - "Grab That Dough"

What is the name of the TV game show that Sophia gets tickets for The Girls to compete on? Dorothy describes it as the following:

"That ridiculous game show where people humiliate themselves for the sake of a lousy dollar."

Season 1, Episode 10 - "The Heart Attack"

Rose stated that she was famous for her "Lindstrom Surprise"—a herring pie she made for her cat on his birthday and other holidays. What was her cat's first and last name?

Season 5, Episode 21 - "Sisters and Other Strangers"

Blanche's sister, Charmaine, visits Miami to promote her newly published novel. Upon reading the inscribed copy gifted to her, Blanche is struck by the numerous similarities between herself and the heroine, Vixen St. James. Why is Blanche upset about this?

Season 3, Episode 8 - "Brotherly Love"

TRUE OR FALSE: Back in St. Olaf, Rose won 3 times in the Low Fat Division of the annual St. Olaf Milk Diving Tournament.

Season 6, Episode 20 - "Even Grandmas Get the Blues"

With Dorothy busy teaching her honors class, Sophia takes the opportunity to pass down the recipe for Salsa Grandioso to Rose, explaining that each generation of her family adds improvements to the sauce. What does Rose add to the recipe?

Season 4, Episode 21 - "Little Sister"

Sophia loses the Westons' dog, Dreyfuss, after dogsitting for 3 days. Dorothy has already expressed her doubt about Sophia taking care of Dreyfuss. In an attempt to correct her mistake and hide it from Dorothy, what does Sophia do?

Season 7, Episode 14 - "Old Boyfriends"

Rose gets a visit from Thor Anderson, a man claiming to be an old flame from St. Olaf. He's excited about seeing her, but Rose has no idea who he is, even after 2 dates with him. She invites him to dinner at the house and begs Blanche to join them so she can ask questions Rose can't. When he excuses himself to go to the bathroom, what does he do that jogs Rose's memory?

Season 6, Episode 14 - "Sisters of the Bride"

Blanche struggles to accept her brother Clayton's homosexuality, even when he brings his boyfriend, Doug, to Miami to meet her. Clayton emphasizes that introducing Doug to her is important to him. What is the reason?