Season 7, Episode 14 - "Old Boyfriends"

Sophia looks through the personals to find a date. She finds an ad from Marvin and thinks he's the perfect man. When he arrives for their dinner date, he's accompanied by a woman who says she'll be driving because Marvin's eyesight is poor. How does she introduce herself?

Answer

She says she's Sara, Marvin's sister.

Sarah: We're here to see Sophia Petrillo.

Dorothy: Oh, won't you come in!

Sophia: Are you Marvin from the ad?

Sarah: Yes, he is. And are you Sophia?

Sophia: Well, he doesn't look like he'll kill me. Yeah, I'm Sophia. Now, only one little question remains—who the hell are you?

Sarah: I'm Sarah, Marvin's sister. Marvin, don't you have something for Sophia?

Marvin: Here.

Sophia: Hey, it talks!

Sarah: Oh, Marvin is just a little shy. He'll warm up and be more talkative when we go to dinner.

Sophia: What do you mean, "we"?

Sarah: Well, Marvin's eyes aren't what they used to be, and he's not allowed to drive, so he asked me if I would. I hope you don't mind. Marvin wants so much to make a good impression. What do you say?

Sophia: No visible means of life support. I like that in a man. Let's roll!

Dorothy: You know, I always hoped my mother would meet a nice couple.

Season 3, Episode 4 - "The Housekeeper"

Before The Girls fire their housekeeper, Marguerite, Blanche says her beau, Norman, was on her "like white on rice"; she believes it's due to the love potion Marguerite gave her. After they let Marguerite go, Blanche believes she has reversed the love potion. What happens between Blanche and Norman to make her think that?

Season 2, Episode 15 - "Before and After"

When Rose and The Girls clash over her abrupt lifestyle change to live life to the fullest, Rose moves out and into a stylish beachside apartment with two much younger roommates. After getting to know her new roomies and learning they've lived together about a year, Rose is disappointed to find out what?

Season 1, Episode 7 - "The Competition"

On the day of the bowling tournament, Dorothy and Blanche end up sharing a lane with Rose and Sophia. What do Rose and Sophia do to aggravate Blanche and throw her off her game?

Season 1, Episode 11 - "Stan's Return"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose once dated Eddie Parker, the Aqua Midget, whose act was jumping off a stepladder into a gigantic punch bowl.

Season 3, Episode 15 - "Dorothy's New Friend"

Dorothy strikes up a friendship with local novelist Barbara Thorndyke after meeting her at a lecture. Dorothy enjoys their stimulating conversation. When Blanche and Rose invite Barbara over for dinner, what is their impression of her?

Season 6, Episode 6 - "Feelings"

Visibly shaken, Rose returns from the dentist and tells The Girls that as the nitrous oxide wore off, Dr. Norgan claimed to be checking her heartbeat. Rose, however, suspects his motives were less than professional.. What does she think he was doing?

Season 7, Episode 19 - "Journey to the Center of Attention"

When Rose and Sophia return home from Doug Kirkpatrick's wake, they both express how much fun they had. Sophia particularly enjoyed the wonderful things people said about him, but sadly, he wasn't alive to hear them. What does this experience inspire Sophia to do?

Season 1, Episode 25 - "The Way We Met"

Blanche mentions she had roommates before Dorothy and Rose moved in—two very eccentric old ladies from Minnesota. What were their weird habits?

Season 5, Episode 13 - "Mary Had a Little Lamb"

TRUE OR FALSE: Out of desperation, Dorothy once told one of Rose's St. Olaf stories to help a single father and his pregnant teenage daughter reconcile their differences.

Season 2, Episode 15 - "Before and After"

Rose goes into overdrive with volunteer work and unfortunately has a minor health scare that lands her in the hospital. She believes she died and went to Heaven but was given a second chance at life. She's made a new decision. What is it?

Season 6, Episode 19 - "Melodrama"

Rose and her cameraman prepare to cover the 13th Annual Miami Pet Dog Expo, both hoping to impress as they audition for new positions at the TV station. Dorothy and Sophia attend for moral support. What major incident happens at the dog show that Rose doesn't even report on?

Season 7, Episode 15 - "Goodbye, Mr. Gordon"

What is the name of Dorothy's former high school English teacher from Brooklyn, NY? She harbored an intense and embarrassing infatuation with him during her youth, and he exploited her eagerness to please him.

Season 5, Episode 12 - "Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas"

Which Golden Girl's father was part owner of a doughnut shop?

Season 3, Episode 4 - "The Housekeeper"

After realizing that Marguerite is not a good fit as their housekeeper, The Girls reluctantly agree to fire her. Blanche says Dorothy should do it because she's the meanest. Rose disagrees, saying Dorothy just looks the meanest. What does Dorothy say about Rose?

Season 6, Episode 26 - "Henny Penny - Straight No Chaser"

Which Golden Girl's ex-boyfriend is an obituary editor and listed her in the local newspaper as dead to get revenge for dumping him?

Season 3, Episode 14 - "Blanche's Little Girl"

Which Golden Girl once worked at the restaurant Pecos Pete's Chow Wagon?

Season 3, Episode 16 - "Grab That Dough"

Just before going live on the TV game show Grab That Dough, Blanche talks to the Kaplan Brothers backstage and learns they've won over $40,000 in cash and prizes on other game shows. What does she convince Dorothy they should do about Rose and Sophia?

Season 7, Episode 13 - "The Pope's Ring"

According to Rose, what is the name of St. Olaf's most romantic outdoor trysting place?

Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot (The Golden Girls)"

On the day of Blanche and Harry's wedding, Rose has a gut feeling something is off about Harry. Dorothy thinks Rose has a "crazy hunch," but Rose says her hunches are never wrong. Who does Rose say would still be alive if they had taken her phone call?