Season 7, Episode 1 - "Hey, Look Me Over"
After Dorothy gets a pamphlet detailing the 4 warning signs of hearing loss, she's convinced Sophia needs a hearing aid. When she takes her to the doctor for a hearing test, what are the results?
Sophia's hearing is fine, but Dorothy needs a hearing aid.
Blanche: Oh, so what's the news? How'd the hearing test come out?
Sophia: Tell her what the doctor said. Tell her what the doc-
Dorothy: Ma's fine, ok?
Sophia: And?
Dorothy: I need a hearing aid, alright? I took the test just to show her there was nothing to it, and turns out I have a slight hearing loss.
Sophia: And get this—it's inherited, and it skips a generation. Skips a generation! Yahoo!
Dorothy: Oh, come on! That is not true. You're just going to gloat about this, aren't you? This is nothing but a big victory for you. Look, I am not going to get a hearing aid, and that's all there is to it.
Blanche: But Dorothy! You're the one who's been talking about aging with dignity.
Dorothy: Nor for me, for her! I mean, look at her. The woman is hundreds of years old. She should be carbon dated.
Blanche: But Dorothy, if the doctor said-
Dorothy: Look, I really don't want to hear this, ok?
Sophia: Good news, you can't!
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