The Golden Girls Trivia: Season 7

Does Blanche find her soulmate? Is Dorothy a slumlord? Is Rose really a slut? Does Sophia meet the Pope? Test your Golden Girls knowledge of season seven.

In the seventh and final season of The Golden Girls, the ladies reflect on past romances and contemplate new beginnings. Destiny guides Dorothy to unexpected love. Sophia journeys to Sicily to reconcile with a ghost from her past. Blanche rediscovers the beauty of traditional courtship. Rose finds newfound appreciation for her loving, if sometimes predictable, partnership. How well do you recall the details of how the Girls navigated these situations? See how many of these trivia questions you can answer.

The Girls agree to accompany Blanche to Atlanta, GA, to see Grandview, her grandmother's plantation, one last time before its demolition. Though the drive will take all night, Blanche dislikes spending that much time behind the wheel. How does she enlist Rose to be the designated driver?

She gives Rose a "treasure" map that places the loot right outside of Atlanta.
Episode 11 - Room Seven
Dorothy: Honey, you know we'd go with you if it would help, but by tomorrow, Grandview will be gone. And we'd have to drive all night and stop at a motel, and we all know how you hate to drive.
Blanche: Well, I found a way around that.
Rose: Hey, Blanche, I figured out this treasure map. It's buried somewhere outside Atlanta.
Blanche: Let's roll.

Which Golden Girl mooned a chain gang on the interstate?

Sophia
Episode 11 - Room Seven
Dorothy: Ma, I still can not believe what you were doing on the interstate!
Sophia: I was living for the day, Pussycat.
Dorothy: You were mooning a chain gang!
Sophia: And did you see the smiles on their faces? They probably hadn't seen a woman in years!
Dorothy: I guess not. They kept up with us through 4 warning shots.

Sophia believes she went to heaven after passing out due to choking. She tells Dorothy that she saw her father, and he sent her a message. Dorothy doesn't believe her and says she hallucinated due to a lack of oxygen. What nickname does Sophia call Dorothy that only she and her father knew?

Spumoni-face
Episode 11 - Room Seven
Dorothy: Boy, what ever happened up in that room sure did her a world of good.
Sophia: Excuse me?
Dorothy: Well, it's just that I've never seen her like this. She must've had a really great experience.
Sophia: Oh, Blanche, has a great experience, but your mother is a nut.
Dorothy: Ma, I never said that!
Sophia: Then why won't you talk to me about the "white light"?
Dorothy: It scares me, alright? It makes me feel like you're embracing death, and I don't want to see that. I want you to rail against it, Ma.
Sophia: I said I wasn't scared of dying anymore. I didn't say I was ready to die. Look, Dorothy, you don't have to believe all of this, but stop trying to take it away from me. I'm going to bed. Good night, Spumoni-face.
Dorothy: What did you call me?
Sophia: Spumoni-face.
Dorothy: Wow, I mean, I haven't heard that since I was 7 years old. Oh, Ma, come on, this is crazy. I probably...told you sometime and just forgot.
Sophia: He says he's proud of you, Dorothy.
Dorothy: Ma, I just don't understand all this. I mean, maybe there is a whole lot I don't know...supernatural things, hard-to-believe strange things that do happen.
Sophia: Probably more than any of us knows. What do you say, we throw a sheet over our heads and go scare Rose.
Dorothy: Right!

Blanche received a phone call from a soldier who just returned home from the Persian Gulf, but she doesn't remember him. She's expecting him any minute for a date, so she begs Dorothy to answer the door and ask his name. When he arrives and introduces himself, what name does he give Dorothy?

Lover Boy
Episode 12 - From Here to the Pharmacy

Rose explained that her late husband, Charlie, had made a rather unusual stipulation in his will, leaving their entire estate to their prized cow, Henrietta. A lawyer represented Henrietta on contingency, forcing Rose to endure a six-month court battle to reclaim her farm. How did she celebrate her victory?

With a big, thick steak
Episode 12 - From Here to the Pharmacy

Rose says later that Henrietta was a pig. (Season 7, Episode 25 - One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (Part 1) )

When Sophia enlists Rose's legal know-how to draft an ironclad will, Rose inadvertently reveals to Dorothy that the will includes $35,000. Dorothy is furious, having made financial sacrifices for her mother while Sophia secretly possessed this money all along. How did Sophia get the money?

She was hoarding the money sent to her by her children, Phil and Gloria.
Episode 12 - From Here to the Pharmacy

Which Golden Girl assaulted a man in a drugstore over the last tube of Preparation H?

Sophia
Episode 12 - From Here to the Pharmacy

Blanche has a history of competing with Dorothy for the better gift whenever they give a present to the same person. It's Rose's birthday, and the competition is on. Dorothy is confident that her gift will overshadow Blanche's. What does she give Rose?

The original Mickey Mouse Club sweatshirt worn by Roy
Episode 13 - The Pope's Ring

Dorothy presents Sophia with a new handbag to replace the one she ruined. The incident happened in a drugstore and resulted in Sophia's handbag shrinking to the size of a change purse. What happened?

Sophia assaulted a man over the last tube of Preparation H. The tube broke, and she scooped up the ointment and put it in her purse.
Episode 12 - From Here to the Pharmacy

Blanche has a history of competing with Dorothy for the better gift whenever they give a present to the same person. It's Rose's birthday, and the competition is on. Blanche is confident that her gift will overshadow Dorothy's. What does she give Rose?

She hires a detective to follow Miles to see if he's cheating on Rose.
Episode 13 - The Pope's Ring
Dorothy: A detective? You're giving the gift of suspicion?
Blanche: That's right! He's gonna follow Miles everywhere he goes for the next 2 weeks. Oh, and if you really love any of the pictures, you can get them in wallet size.
Rose: Well, I can't use this!
Dorothy: She's right! This violates the privacy of her relationship, and I think you should take it back.
Blanche: You're just trying to make that ol' stupid sweatshirt of yours look better. Besides, I can't take it back. I paid in advance.
Dorothy: Can't you get a refund?
Blanche: Well, no. I paid with nature's credit card.
Dorothy: You never leave home without it.

The Pope is in town, and he's holding Mass on his stopover. Dorothy is excited because a papal Mass is a once-in-a-lifetime event. To her dismay, Sophia traded their 2 bad tickets for seats in the back for a good ticket for a seat up front. Why did she do this?

She wants to get close to ask the Pope to bless her friend, Agnes, who is in the hospital.
Episode 13 - The Pope's Ring

According to Rose, what is the name of St. Olaf's most romantic outdoor trysting place?

Mount Pushover
Episode 13 - The Pope's Ring

When Blanche hires a detective to follow Miles to see if he's cheating on Rose, Rose is initially against the idea. What makes her reconsider and allow the detective to do his job?

Blanche reminds her that Miles was in the Witness Protection Program; he lied about his name, job, and past.
Episode 13 - The Pope's Ring

Which Golden Girl "stole" the Pope's ring? She was kissing his hand at a papal Mass when security swooped in to take him away, and the ring slipped off his finger.

Sophia
Episode 13 - The Pope's Ring

Blanche hires a detective to spy on Miles for 2 weeks to ensure he's being faithful to Rose. When the detective's report comes back, Rose learns that Miles confirmed a surgery that he didn't tell her about. She believes he didn't inform her because it's something serious. What is he having surgery for?

He's having cosmetic surgery on his eyes.
Episode 13 - The Pope's Ring

Sophia looks through the personals to find a date. She finds an ad from Marvin and thinks he's the perfect man. When he arrives for their dinner date, he's accompanied by a woman who says she'll be driving because Marvin's eyesight is poor. How does she introduce herself?

She says she's Sara, Marvin's sister.
Episode 14 - Old Boyfriends
Sarah: We're here to see Sophia Petrillo.
Dorothy: Oh, won't you come in!
Sophia: Are you Marvin from the ad?
Sarah: Yes, he is. And are you Sophia?
Sophia: Well, he doesn't look like he'll kill me. Yeah, I'm Sophia. Now, only one little question remains—who the hell are you?
Sarah: I'm Sarah, Marvin's sister. Marvin, don't you have something for Sophia?
Marvin: Here.
Sophia: Hey, it talks!
Sarah: Oh, Marvin is just a little shy. He'll warm up and be more talkative when we go to dinner.
Sophia: What do you mean, "we"?
Sarah: Well, Marvin's eyes aren't what they used to be, and he's not allowed to drive, so he asked me if I would. I hope you don't mind. Marvin wants so much to make a good impression. What do you say?
Sophia: No visible means of life support. I like that in a man. Let's roll!
Dorothy: You know, I always hoped my mother would meet a nice couple.

Rose gets a visit from Thor Anderson, a man claiming to be an old flame from St. Olaf. He's excited about seeing her, but Rose has no idea who he is, even after 2 dates with him. She invites him to dinner at the house and begs Blanche to join them so she can ask questions Rose can't. When he excuses himself to go to the bathroom, what does he do that jogs Rose's memory?

He skips to the bathroom.
Episode 14 - Old Boyfriends

Blanche's definition of a boyfriend is "any man you bring to a fevered pitch of uncontrollable ecstasy".

TRUE OR FALSE: Blanche had 56 boyfriends in one year.

False. Rose had 56 boyfriends in one year.
Episode 14 - Old Boyfriends
Rose: Blanche, you simply have to help me. I've been out with Thor twice now, and I still can't remember who he is. And he's coming here for dinner tonight. Oh, Blanche, please eat with us! You can ask questions I can't.
Blanche: Oh, alright, fine, but I still don't understand why you can not remember this man. He says you seriously dated. I mean, how many boyfriends could a naive farmer's daughter possibly have had? Two, three?
Rose: Well, it depends. What's your definition of a boyfriend?
Blanche: Any man you bring to a fevered pitch of uncontrollable ecstasy.
Rose: Oh! 56.
Blanche: Excuse me?
Rose: I had about 56 boyfriends. Of course, that was before I knew Charlie. I probably would've had more, but I wasn't allowed to start dating 'til I was a senior.
Blanche: 56? 56!?
Dorothy: Oh, God, stand back! She's gonna blow!
Blanche: What do you mean you had 56 boyfriends? You told me you were a virgin 'til you got married.
Rose: Hey, you can have a boyfriend without having to go all the way.
Blanche: You can not! If that were true, Rose, that would you were a slut!
Dorothy: Oh, come on, Blanche. How can you say that? So the woman had 56 boyfriends in one year. She's not a slut.
Rose: Thank you, Dorothy.
Dorothy: She is THE slut! She's the Grand Poobah of Slutdom. She is the easiest woman in this room.
Blanche: Dorothy Zbornak, you take that back!
Dorothy: [gesturing towards Blanche and then Rose] The slut is dead, long live the slut!

Sophia has been out with Marvin several times, but his sister, Sarah, always accompanies them, preventing any alone time. When the Girls arrange a date for Sophia and Marvin at the house, Sophia voices concerns about Sarah's constant presence. Offended by Sophia's disapproval, Marvin angrily retorts. What does Sophia learn about Sarah?

She's not Marvin's sister; she's his wife.
Episode 14 - Old Boyfriends

Rose finally remembers who Thor Anderson is, and it's not a good memory. She used Thor to make Charlie jealous by going to the Valentine's dance with him her senior year. As Thor is leaving, he kisses her goodbye, and she instantly remembers details of their first kiss. Why does she remember?

Thor didn't know how to kiss in high school, and nothing's changed 40 years later.
Episode 14 - Old Boyfriends
Rose: It was the haystack!
Thor: What?
Rose: Our first kiss! It was at night, and the air was crisp. You were wearing a blue and white striped shirt. And we were in a haystack!
Thor: Yes! Yes, that's it! But you said you couldn't remember.
Rose: Well, I guess I just needed a little help.
Thor: Ah, thank you, Rose. Thank you. You don't know what that means to me.
Blanche: Rose, you remembered! A kiss unlocked your memory.
Rose: One doesn't forget a kiss like that.
Blanche: Oh, that's so romantic!
Rose: No, it isn't. That man didn't know how to kiss 40 years ago, and he doesn't know how to kiss today.
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