The Golden Girls Trivia: Season 7

Does Blanche find her soulmate? Is Dorothy a slumlord? Is Rose really a slut? Does Sophia meet the Pope? Test your Golden Girls knowledge of season seven.

In the seventh and final season of The Golden Girls, the ladies reflect on past romances and contemplate new beginnings. Destiny guides Dorothy to unexpected love. Sophia journeys to Sicily to reconcile with a ghost from her past. Blanche rediscovers the beauty of traditional courtship. Rose finds newfound appreciation for her loving, if sometimes predictable, partnership. How well do you recall the details of how the Girls navigated these situations? See how many of these trivia questions you can answer.

On New Year's Eve, Blanche brings two brothers home from The Rusty Anchor to celebrate with her and Rose. Blanche is alone with her date, Bob. She offers him a drink, suggests an adult card game, and then proposes they dance, but he declines each offer. What does Bob reveal about himself?

He's a priest. He also confesses that he's a virgin.
Episode 7 - Dateline: Miami

Which Golden Girl's date tried to sleep with her by lying and pretending to grieve the recent passing of his wife?

Rose
Episode 7 - Dateline: Miami

Which Golden Girl went on a blind dinner date with a man who was confronted by his pregnant girlfriend and an ex-boyfriend in the restaurant?

Rose
Episode 7 - Dateline: Miami

To Dorothy's dismay, Sophia informs her that her sister, Gloria, is coming to Miami. Dorothy expresses frustration, saying Gloria has always been critical of her career choices and flaunted her wealth. Sophia then reveals that Gloria has lost all her money through poor investments. How does Dorothy react to this news?

She's happy.
Episode 8 - The Monkey Show, Part 1
Sophia: I'm glad we have this quiet time before the storm hits. Because, there's something I'd like to tell you.
Dorothy: What, Ma?
Sophia: I always thought of us as the Gabors.
Dorothy: Well, I'm glad we had this little chat.
Sophia: No, hear me out. I'm Jolie the mother. Your sister Gloria, she's Zsa Zsa and Eva...well, Eva was, of course, your brother Phil.
Dorothy: I'm not a Gabor?
Sophia: You're telling me. But, listen, big news - Zsa Zsa's coming to town.
Dorothy: Gloria is coming here?
Sophia: I wish I knew why you two didn't get along. I just don't understand it. For some reason, you've always been jealous of my good daughter.
Dorothy: Ma, she makes me crazy! She's always putting down my way of life, my choice of career. She's never been there for me when I've needed her. Never! And all she ever talks about is how money she has.
Sophia: Dorothy, there's upsetting news - she's broke. She invested all her money in junk bonds, and now she's broke.
Dorothy: She has no money?
Sophia: Not a dime.
Dorothy: Yes!

Dorothy is attending her last session with Stan and his psychiatrist, Dr. Halperin. He's successfully used the transference method to help Stan redirect his feelings for Dorothy and wean from their relationship.

TRUE OR FALSE: Dr. Halperin gives Stan a blow up doll for companionship to help him detach from Dorothy.

False. He gave him a fake monkey shaped like a traffic cone that Stan named Fifi.
Episode 8 - The Monkey Show, Part 1
Dorothy: Well, this is it. My last session with Stan and the psychiatrist. How do I look?
Blanche: Oh, fine. Why?
Dorothy: It's so hard to dress for a psychiatrist. You wear black, they think you're depressed. You wear red, they think you're angry.
Blanche: You wear a negligee, they think you wanna sleep with them.
Dorothy: Why aren't you arrested more? Anyway, Dr. Halperin is really working wonders with Stan. You know, he's gotten him to transfer his love for me to a fake monkey.
Blanche: What are you talking about?
Dorothy: It really is very simple. You see, studies show that when baby monkeys are taken away from their mothers, they can transfer their love to fake mothers. And the same thing is happening with Stan. I mean, he's weaning himself from his relationship with me by using a fake monkey for companionship.
Blanche: Why not use a fake woman?
Dorothy: Well, honey, that's why Stan went to the psychiatrist in the first place.

One summer, Rose dated a man who played Goofy at Disney World. She said it was passionate relationship, but unfortunately, it didn't end well. What happened?

He took off the Goofy head.
Episode 8 - The Monkey Show, Part 1

The TV station where Rose works gave her 8 hours of airtime for the "Save the McKinley Lighthouse" telethon. Which Golden Girl volunteered to help her organize it?

Blanche
Episode 8 - The Monkey Show, Part 1

Dorothy is feeling great about her life right now: she's completely separated from Stan, and she and her sister, Gloria, are cultivating a new relationship. To her shock and disappointment, what does she find when she walks into her room one evening?

Stan and Gloria are in her bed.
Episode 8 - The Monkey Show, Part 1

What does Blanche call her mother?

Big Mommy
Episode 11 - Room Seven

Rose complains to Blanche that Miles is downright cheap. Their dates now include endless coupons, early bird specials, and even venturing into the shadier parts of town to eat at bargain restaurants. Blanche, however, declares she has the perfect solution. What is it?

Cheat on Miles (more like "eat" on Miles with a dinner date with her rich friends)
Episode 10 - Rose Loves Miles
Blanche: Oh, good, Rose, here you are. Honey, listen, I have been giving it some serious thought, and I have finally come up with the perfect solution for your very sensitive problem with Miles.
Rose: What?
Blanche: Cheat on him.
Rose: I can't cheat on Miles!
Blanche: Well, maybe "cheat" isn't quite the right word. Just think of it as one night out with my rich friends from Texas.
Rose: Well, why isn't that cheating?
Blanche: 'Cause you're not gonna get caught. Come on, Rose, just think about it—a delicious dinner at an elegant restaurant... at night.
Rose: You mean, no coupons, Blanche?
Blanche: No coupons, Rose.
Rose: Chefs who don't wear pirate hats?
Blanche: Why, I don't think so.
Rose: And he'll pay for everything? I don't have to leave the tip?
Blanche: That's right.
Rose: 🎵 I'm gonna cheat on Miles! I'm gonna cheat on Miles!🎵

Rose complains to Blanche that Miles has become more than frugal lately; he's downright cheap. When she asked him to take her somewhere special, he took her to the "theater of the living", followed by free refreshments. Where did he take Rose?

He snuck them into an A.A. meeting.
Episode 10 - Rose Loves Miles

Which Golden Girl once exploited a hurricane by hoarding candy from the vending machine and selling it to those trapped in the shelter?

Blanche
Episode 9 - The Monkey Show, Part 2
Rose: Blanche, what are you doing with all that candy?
Blanche: Well, whenever there is a natural disaster, you know, some unscrupulous opportunist always hoards all the food. Well, this time I decided it might as well be me.

As Rose and Blanche prepare to go live for the "Save the McKinley Lighthouse" telethon, they're informed that Hurricane Gil has knocked down trees and power lines, leaving them with only one act for the entire broadcast. Forced to carry the show themselves, their initial attempts prove less than successful. and then Rose receives a bulletin alert. What does it say?

The McKinley Lighthouse has been completely destroyed. The TV studio was designated an official hurricane shelter.
Episode 9 - The Monkey Show, Part 2

After discovering her sister, Gloria, and ex-husband, Stan, in bed together, a mortified Dorothy listens as Stan admits his confusion and wrongdoing. He calls Dr. Halperin for an emergency session, but to Dorothy's dismay, the psychiatrist arrives with his date in tow. Who is his date?

Carol Weston—the neurotic, quirky daughter of Harry Weston, their neighbor
Episode 9 - The Monkey Show, Part 2
Dorothy: Come in, Doctor.
Dr. Halperin: Oh, Dorothy.
Carol: Hello, Dorothy!
Dorothy: Carol, this isn't a good time.
Carol: Well, you know me, when is it a good time? Besides, I'm with him. We were on a date when you beeped him.
Dorothy: What, you two are seeing each other?
Carol: You know, for years my father's been telling me to see a psychiatrist. I couldn't understand why. And then a couple of weeks ago, it dawned on me. He probably meant socially. Oh, it's wonderful! They really listen.
Dr. Halperin: She really talks.

The sight of Gloria in bed with Stan left Dorothy reeling. Sophia, however, was delighted, convinced that Stan, though wrong for Dorothy, was perfect for Gloria. To add insult to injury, what does Dorothy learn about how Gloria and Stan got together?

Sophia set them up. She sent Gloria flowers and pretended they were from Stan.
Episode 9 - The Monkey Show, Part 2

When Dorothy discovers that her mother orchestrated Gloria and Stan's union, she is furious. She confronts Sophia, expressing that she never takes her feelings into consideration and refuses to be treated that way. Realizing her mistake, her mother seeks advice. Who does she go to?

Her brother, Angelo
Episode 9 - The Monkey Show, Part 2

Despite initially declining Blanche's invitation to dinner at an elegant restaurant with her wealthy Texan friends—feeling it would be a betrayal of Miles—Rose ultimately agrees to go. To her horror, Miles catches her there. Why is he at the restaurant?

He's purchasing day-old eclairs from the restaurant to go with the dinner he's making for Rose...next week.
Episode 10 - Rose Loves Miles
Miles: Hey, hi, Blanche! Rose!?
Rose: Miles! What are you doing here?
Miles: Well, not that it matters, but I was on my way to the "theater of the living". I thought I'd pop in and purchase a couple of day-old eclairs, which, incidentally, are for a dinner I'm making you next week. But the better question is, what are you doing here with these dandies, yet?
Barry: Dandies!? Them pretty tough words for somebody buying eclairs.
Rose: Miles, it isn't what it looks like. I mean, this has nothing to do with romance.
Miles: What do you mean it's not romantic? Oh, Rose, how could you do this?
Rose: Oh, Miles...I'm sorry. It's just that I really wanted to come to this restaurant. I didn't mean to eat behind your back.
Miles: I was gonna take you to a lovely restaurant tomorrow night!
Rose: I know. Cap'n Sam's Twilight 2-for-1 Special. "Nice piece of perch. Your choice—potatoes or rice."
Miles: Oh, yeah, I see you conveniently left out "the generous helping of slaw." Oh, or doesn't that serve your little smear campaign?

When Dorothy embarks on a 3-day Caribbean cruise with her doctor beau, Sophia rummages through Dorothy's belongings. She finds a list she wrote in 1920: "Things I Want to Accomplish Before I Die." One item stands out: make amends with Guido Spirelli, her first husband in Sicily. What does Sophia do?

She flies to Sicily, locates Guido, and apologizes.
Episode 10 - Rose Loves Miles

Guido Spirelli was first mentioned in Season 7, Episode 4 - "That's for Me to Know".

According to Sophia's brother, Angelo, why would someone call the Department of Missing Persons in Sicily?

To lose someone, not find them
Episode 10 - Rose Loves Miles
Blanche: Angelo, please, now we have a real problem. Sophia is missing, and you are my last hope! I've already tried calling Sicily's Department of Missing Persons. They just laughed at me.
Angelo: You called Missing Persons in Sicily? You got it wrong. You call them to lose somebody.

Blanche is devastated after a phone call from back home in Atlanta, GA. She learns that the most important building in her family's history is being demolished. She says it was her home away from home as a child; she spent summers and Christmas vacations there. What building is it?

Grandview, Grammy Hollingsworth's plantation
Episode 11 - Room Seven
Blanche: Well, I do not believe it! I simply do not believe it!
Dorothy: What, Blanche?
Blanche: Oh, Dorothy, I just talked to somebody back home, and they are doing the most horrible thing! They are tearing down the most important building in Blanche Devereaux's family history.
Dorothy: Oh, My God! They're tearing down Mattress World.
Blanche: Even worse than that. They are tearing down the place where I spent my happiest moments as a child.
Dorothy: Oh, I'm sorry, Blanche. They're tearing down Boys Town.
Blanche: Dorothy, they are tearing down Grammy Hollingsworth's plantation. That beautiful old place is gonna be gone forever! I used to spend my summers there and Christmas vacations, and whenever there was a fight in the house between Big Daddy and Big Mommy.
Dorothy: Big Mommy. Gee, I don't think I ever knew her name before.
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