Season 6, Episode 8 - "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?"

Blanche comes home flustered after a car accident. She likes to meet rich men by gently rear-ending their fancy cars, but this time, after getting cut off, she hit the wrong one. When Rose asks if her car was damaged, what does Blanche say?

Answer

She was driving Rose's car.

Rose: Well, I can't believe this! How did it happen?

Blanche: Well, you know how I like to meet rich men by gently rear-ending expensive cars at red lights?

Rose: Yeah.

Blanche: Well, you say that like it isn't great. Rose, it's the perfect plan! You get to meet the guy, exchange addresses, and then when he asks you who does good body work, you give him your phone number!

Rose: And this really works?

Blanche: Well, not this time. I had this really cute guy in a Jag lined up, when this dork in a duster cut in front of me, and I nicked him instead.

Season 6, Episode 18 - "Older and Wiser"

Giddy with excitement, Blanche tells The Girls she was approached by a photographer who wants to use her face for a Pennysaver ad. Later that day, she takes Rose along to the photoshoot. What does the photographer decide at the photoshoot?

Season 3, Episode 1 - "Old Friends"

Sophia meets Alvin Newcastle at the boardwalk on the beach. They strike up a friendship and have regular talks, eat lunch together, and play people-watching games. What is one of the games they play while sitting on the boardwalk?

Season 7, Episode 20 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)"

Blanche is throwing a Moonlight Madness party to celebrate the endless possibilities of a leap year's full moon. She's making out her guest list and asks Dorothy to look it over to make sure she's included everyone. Who does Dorothy notice is missing from the list?

Season 1, Episode 15 - "In a Bed of Rose's"

The Girls are having breakfast in the kitchen when Sophia enters and announces that Rose's beau, Al Beatty, is in her bed. Rose is horrified, as she didn't want them to know he had spent the night. To add insult to injury, what else does Sophia say?

Season 7, Episode 7 - "Dateline: Miami"

TRUE OR FALSE: Blanche was kicked out of The Rusty Anchor once for sitting on the bar's piano and singing, "I Wanna Be Loved by You".

Season 5, Episode 26 - "The President's Coming! Part 2"

Before the President's visit, each of The Girls had to pass a security clearance. Which Golden Girl didn't pass the first time?

Season 3, Episode 20 - "And Ma Makes Three"

Rose wants to run for Fashion Show Chairman of the Tinkerbells, but Blanche says she won't win because no one will vote for her. Rose replies that Blanche won't win either, since the committee is all-female. Why does Rose think this affects Blanche's ability to win?

Season 2, Episode 23 - "Son-in-Law Dearest"

Which Golden Girl had never heard of the I Love Lucy show because she didn't watch much TV before moving in with The Girls?

Season 6, Episode 26 - "Henny Penny - Straight No Chaser"

What is the name of the local bar that Blanche frequents often?

Season 3, Episode 10 - "The Audit"

After Stan and Dorothy are audited by the IRS due to discrepancies in Stan's tax returns, they owe $5,000. When Stan comes to the house to pick up Dorothy's half of the money, he apologizes to her, saying the whole situation is his fault. He gives her a small box. To Dorothy's surprise, what's inside?

Season 4, Episode 8 - "Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?"

The Girls go to the thrift shop to retrieve Blanche's new leather jacket that was accidentally donated by Sophia; their winning lottery ticket is in the pocket. They find the jacket, but to their dismay, they can't get it. Dubbed the "King of Pop", what world-famous singer, songwriter, and dancer got the jacket before they did?

Season 1, Episode 20 - "Adult Education"

Which Golden Girl once scalped Frank Sinatra concert tickets to an undercover police officer and got arrested?

Season 5, Episode 21 - "Sisters and Other Strangers"

Blanche's sister, Charmaine, visits Miami to promote her newly published novel. Upon reading the inscribed copy gifted to her, Blanche is struck by the numerous similarities between herself and the heroine, Vixen St. James. Why is Blanche upset about this?

Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot (The Golden Girls)"

Where does Blanche work?

Season 1, Episode 12 - "The Custody Battle"

What is the name of Dorothy's wealthy younger sister who lives in California?

Season 2, Episode 11 - "'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas"

TRUE OR FALSE: Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose were once held hostage at gunpoint with a pathological liar and a pyromaniac (a person infatuated with fire)—and the gun was a toy.

Season 5, Episode 7 - "Not Another Monday"

Following the funeral of her best friend, Martha Lamont treats Sophia to an extravagant dinner, where she expresses her feelings of mortality and declining health. She then invites Sophia to her home the following evening for companionship. Why does she want Sophia there?

Season 7, Episode 3 - "Beauty and the Beast"

To care for Sophia after she sprains both ankles, Dorothy hires Nurse Mildred DeFarge from Shady Pines. However, the sight of Nurse DeFarge terrifies Sophia, and she goes into a panic. Why does she react this way?

Season 4, Episode 6 - "Sophia's Wedding, Part 1"

Sophia and Dorothy fly to Brooklyn, NY, to attend Esther Weinstock's funeral; Esther's husband, Max, whom Sophia despises, is also there. Sophia and Max finally have a conversation after 40 years of not speaking to each other. What does Max confess to Sophia?