Season 6, Episode 3 - "If at Last You Do Succeed"

The Girls decide with a secret ballot that Blanche and Rose should split the money from the St. Olaf war bonds. But when Rose calls St. Olaf about it, they tell her cashing them would totally bankrupt the town. How does Blanche feel about this news?

Answer

She doesn't care.

Blanche: Well, did you call St. Olaf? What do we have to do to cash the bonds?

Rose: I'm not going to beat around the bush, I'm going to tell you straight out. Once upon a time, there was an ant and a grasshopper-

Blanche: Oh, my God! They're not going to redeem the bonds?

Rose: Oh, they want to, but the city would have to liquidate all its assets. St. Olaf would be bankrupt.

Blanche: And this affects me how?

Rose: Well, don't you understand? If we take that money, there won't be any left for the police cars, and the fire trucks, and the children's cheese museum.

Blanche: You have a museum where children go to look at cheese?

Rose: Hey, it beats learning about it in the streets.

Season 7, Episode 17 - "Questions and Answers"

Rose immediately bonds with Jake, the dog Dorothy and Blanche give her, and secures him a job as a therapy dog at the hospital. They frequently visit Mrs. Hubbard, a patient whose devoted husband is always at her bedside. When Mrs. Hubbard unexpectedly passes away, what tough decision does Rose make concerning Jake?

Season 3, Episode 7 - "Strange Bedfellows"

When The Girls confront Blanche about having an affair with city councilman candidate Gil Kessler, she adamantly states that nothing is going on between them. Later that evening, during Gil's press conference, he's questioned about his relationship with Blanche. What does he say?

Season 6, Episode 21 - "Witness"

TRUE OR FALSE: Blanche is a member of the Daughters of the Old South Heritage Club.

Season 7, Episode 14 - "Old Boyfriends"

Sophia looks through the personals to find a date. She finds an ad from Marvin and thinks he's the perfect man. When he arrives for their dinner date, he's accompanied by a woman who says she'll be driving because Marvin's eyesight is poor. How does she introduce herself?

Season 1, Episode 2 - "Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding"

When Dorothy's daughter, Kate, introduces her boyfriend, Dennis, to The Girls, what does she say he does for a living?

Season 7, Episode 21 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 2)"

Which Golden Girl's mother once volunteered her for psychological experiments?

Season 2, Episode 19 - "Long Day's Journey Into Marinara"

Sophia thinks her sister Angela is sleeping with her boyfriend Tony, so she goes to his home to confront them both. She's relieved to learn they're not intimately involved, but to her dismay, what does she discover about Tony?

Season 5, Episode 14 - "Great Expectations"

Despite her initial reluctance and fear, Blanche heeds Dorothy's advice and visits her beau, Steven, in the hospital following his heart attack. To her disappointment and embarrassment, what does he tell her?

Season 7, Episode 5 - "Where's Charlie?"

Which Golden Girl once pretended to be possessed by Rose's late husband, Charlie?

Season 1, Episode 12 - "The Custody Battle"

TRUE OR FALSE: Blanche auditioned for the role of Lady Macbeth in the local community theater's spring production of Macbeth and got the part after sleeping with the director.

Season 2, Episode 8 - "Vacation"

Which Golden Girl had rhinoplasty (a nose job)?

Season 6, Episode 19 - "Melodrama"

Worried when her backup boyfriend, Mel Bushman, doesn't answer her repeated calls, Blanche fears the worst. Upon seeing him again, she realizes just how much he means to her. What does she say to him?

Season 6, Episode 12 - "Ebbtide's Revenge"

Which Golden Girl wants to be buried dressed as a majorette?

Season 7, Episode 2 - "The Case of the Libertine Belle"

TRUE OR FALSE: Back in Minnesota, Rose was known as the Sherlock Holmes of St. Olaf.

Season 6, Episode 6 - "Feelings"

Rose tells The Girls about the time she stood up to St. Olaf's moodiest plastic surgeon, Lukan Ulfnooner, who'd done some work on her mom that left her looking like Raymond Massey. Rose accused him of malpractice and ruined his business. Why was she wrong in this situation?

Season 6, Episode 3 - "If at Last You Do Succeed"

Stan comes over and tells The Girls he's now a rich man. His invention is on TV, and he wants them to see the commercial. He's already sold half a million units at $12.95 each, making him a multi-millionaire.. What is his new invention?

Season 3, Episode 11 - "Three On a Couch"

Blanche tells Rose the following:

"If you're not doing something stupid, you're saying something stupid or wearing something stupid or cooking something stupid."

In response, Rose calls Blanche a gerkochanachen. What does this mean?

Season 3, Episode 8 - "Brotherly Love"

After Stan's brother Ted abruptly ends his date with Blanche, he runs into Dorothy, and they end up spending the night together after he invites her out for a drink. Ted describes the night as "a very special evening." What deep, dark secret about himself does he reveal to Dorothy?

Season 4, Episode 10 - "Stan Takes a Wife"

TRUE OR FALSE: Dorothy's favorite cuisine is Italian.