Season 6, Episode 26 - "Henny Penny - Straight No Chaser"
TRUE OR FALSE: Sophia and her old Sicilian rival, Sarafina Gambrazi, have played checkers by mail for 10 years.
False. They play chess.
Dorothy: Mail call. Ah, Ma. Here's a letter for you from Palermo.
Sophia: Oh, it's the latest chess move from my old rival, Sarafina Gambrazi.
Dorothy: Ah, how long has this chess game by mail been going on? What, it must be 10 years now, huh?
Sophia: And it's going to keep on going until I beat Sarafina at something.
Dorothy: What are you talking about?
Sophia: Picture it. Sicily, 1920. Sarafina and I were both crazy about Marco the goat boy. In appearance, an Adonis; in behavior, horny as a toad. Little did I know, he had a thing for hairy, fat girls. If I were fatter and hairier, Dorothy, Marco the goat boy could've been your father.
Dorothy: I think we all grieve. Ma, that was 70 years ago. I was sure you'd forgotten.
Sophia: I forget nothing. So, any mail?
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