Season 6, Episode 26 - "Henny Penny - Straight No Chaser"

Which Golden Girl's ex-boyfriend is an obituary editor and listed her in the local newspaper as dead to get revenge for dumping him?

Answer

Blanche

Sophia: 78, yes. 64, yes. 81, yes!

Dorothy: Ma, what are you doing?

Sophia: Reading the obituaries and checking out the people who died younger than I am now. 83, close one. 68, whoa!

Blanche: What is it?

Sophia: You!

Blanche: What about me?

Sophia: You're dead.

Blanche: Say what?

Sophia: I told you. You're dead. You must be, it says so in the paper.

Blanche: "Blanche Devereaux, age 68-" 68!?

Dorothy: That's terrible. They're almost as far off on your age as you are. I wonder how this could've happened.

Blanche: I know how it happened because I know who took that picture—Chugger Dietz, the obituary editor. I never dreamed when I dropped him he'd be so vindictive. 68! Can you believe that? 68!

Dorothy: And dead. Don't forget dead.

Season 4, Episode 9 - "Scared Straight"

Blanche is excited because she's expecting a visit from her younger brother Clayton. Rose says they should lay out the welcome mat, but Blanche says they don't have one. Why does Rose believe they do?

Season 4, Episode 1 - "Yes, We Have No Havanas"

After Blanche and Sophia spend weeks competing for the affection of Fidel Santiago, The Girls receive a phone call informing them of Fidel's death. When they go to his funeral, they notice everyone in attendance is female. Why is this?

Season 1, Episode 8 - "The Break-In"

After a break-in at their house, a terrified Rose buys a gun. One night, Blanche returns home from a date with her beau, Lester, who accidentally sets off the house alarm. Rose, filled with fear, fires her gun in the dark. What is the result?

Season 4, Episode 1 - "Yes, We Have No Havanas"

The three Rs taught in school are reading, writing, and arithmetic. What does Rose think the Rs stand for?

Season 2, Episode 9 - "Joust Between Friends"

As a teacher, Dorothy is required to take a 10-week leave from the school system, so Blanche gets her a job at the museum where she works. Their boss, Mr. Allen, asks Dorothy to plan the banquet that Blanche is normally in charge of. Why does Mr. Allen give the responsibility to Dorothy?

Season 4, Episode 20 - "High Anxiety"

Which Golden Girl once went cold turkey and gave up sex?

Season 3, Episode 4 - "The Housekeeper"

Before The Girls fire their housekeeper, Marguerite, Blanche says her beau, Norman, was on her "like white on rice"; she believes it's due to the love potion Marguerite gave her. After they let Marguerite go, Blanche believes she has reversed the love potion. What happens between Blanche and Norman to make her think that?

Season 1, Episode 7 - "The Competition"

When Blanche sees the signup sheet at the bowling alley for the upcoming doubles tournament, she discovers Rose dumped her as a partner. Who does Rose sign up with without their knowledge?

Season 5, Episode 23 - "The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present"

When The Girls attend the wedding of Giuseppe Mangiacavallo's grandson, Dorothy's date is Doug, a man Blanche set her up with. Blanche becomes jealous seeing Dorothy with Doug. What does she do while they're at the wedding?

Season 6, Episode 16 - "There Goes the Bride, Part 1"

Stan and Dorothy have been seeing each other secretly for months. While they're out to dinner, Stan decides to ask Dorothy to marry him again, but right before he proposes, he tells her to stick her finger in her baked potato. What's inside?

Season 4, Episode 12 - "The Blind Date"

Blanche cancels a date with John Quinn to go out with Tom Gallagher, a man who constantly stands her up. Dorothy and Rose are shocked she'd dismiss a great guy like John. Blanche says it wouldn't work with John because he's blind, but what is the real reason she's hesitant about dating him?

Season 3, Episode 16 - "Grab That Dough"

The night before their appearance on the TV game show Grab That Dough, The Girls arrive at their hotel only to discover that it is completely booked, as is every other hotel in the city. Where does the receptionist say The Girls can sleep for $75, and she won't have them arrested for loitering?

Season 2, Episode 12 - "Sisters"

Which Golden Girl had her ears pinned back in college?

Season 2, Episode 5 - "Isn't It Romantic"

Which Golden Girl enjoys watching adult movies?

Season 3, Episode 10 - "The Audit"

Rose enrolls in night school to take Spanish classes for a promotion at the counseling center, and Blanche, thinking it's a great idea, decides to take night classes, too. Why is Blanche taking the classes?

Season 7, Episode 19 - "Journey to the Center of Attention"

In an effort to boost Dorothy's self-esteem and encourage her to get out more, Blanche invites her to The Rusty Anchor, a local bar she frequents. The piano player befriends Dorothy and coaxes her into singing "What'll I Do" by Irving Berlin. How do the patrons in the bar respond to her?

Season 1, Episode 17 - "Nice and Easy"

Which Golden Girl dropped out of school for a month when she was 15 years old to become a magician's assistant?

Season 7, Episode 20 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)"

On the night of Blanche's Moonlight Madness party, Sophia races against the approaching moonrise to break the Curse of the Strega over Dorothy. To do this, she must complete three tasks, one of which is to help a holy man. How does she accomplish this?

Season 2, Episode 6 - "Big Daddy's Little Lady"

When Big Daddy's fiancée, Margaret Spencer, comes to the house, what are The Girls surprised to learn about her?