Season 6, Episode 10 - "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Before They Die"

Rose receives a special delivery letter from St. Olaf's Department of Water and Coffee. It's bad news saying there's a drought threatening the crops. Until the rains come, what are they asking of St. Olaf's citizens?

Answer

They're asking them to be celibate.

Rose: I just got a special delivery letter from St. Olaf. Uh oh. It's from the Department of Water and Coffee.

Dorothy: Coffee?

Rose: No, thanks. It makes me jumpy.

Dorothy: Rose, what does the letter say?

Rose: You read it, Dorothy. I need both hands to cover my ears in case it's bad news.

Dorothy: "Dear St. Olafian, I'm afraid there's bad news."

Rose: What?

Dorothy: "There's a drought in St. Olaf which threatens the crops."

Rose: Oh, no! I better send water.

Dorothy: "Please do not send water. We have found that envelopes leak. Until the rains come, we ask that all citizens be celibate, except for Ulf the Umbrella King. He has suffered enough."

Season 7, Episode 17 - "Questions and Answers"

Rose has been feeling a little down in the dumps lately after volunteering at the hospital. She expresses how difficult it is to be around elderly and sick people for extended periods. In an effort to lift her spirits, what do Dorothy and Blanche give her?

Season 4, Episode 24 - "Foreign Exchange"

Dorothy is a nervous wreck after Philomena and Dominic Bosco say there's a possibility she's their biological daughter. They believe Dorothy and their daughter, Gina, were switched at birth. Sophia agrees to go to the hospital for a blood test. What is the result of the test?

Season 3, Episode 22 - "Rose's Big Adventure"

Which Golden Girl once dated a man in the deli business, and in a moment of passion, he told her she was neater than hard salami?

Season 1, Episode 8 - "The Break-In"

Returning home from a Madonna concert, The Girls are horrified by what they see upon entering the house. What happened?

Season 7, Episode 7 - "Dateline: Miami"

On New Year's Eve, Blanche brings two brothers home from The Rusty Anchor to celebrate with her and Rose. Blanche is alone with her date, Bob. She offers him a drink, suggests an adult card game, and then proposes they dance, but he declines each offer. What does Bob reveal about himself?

Season 1, Episode 20 - "Adult Education"

Where is Rose from?

Season 3, Episode 12 - "Charlie's Buddy"

Rose spends time with Buddy Rourke and is amazed at how much he knows about her life with her husband, Charlie. Buddy says that when they served together, Charlie read her letters to him, and he fell in love with Rose. Rose believes she might have feelings for Buddy. What surprising news does she announce to The Girls?

Season 4, Episode 24 - "Foreign Exchange"

Where was Dorothy born?

Season 6, Episode 12 - "Ebbtide's Revenge"

The Girls are getting ready to attend the funeral of Dorothy's younger brother, Phil. Dorothy said the whole family is in shock about his passing. How does she say Phil died?

Season 4, Episode 10 - "Stan Takes a Wife"

When Sophia is rushed to the hospital for pneumonia, Dorothy spends the night in the waiting room, and Stan keeps her company. Dorothy is sincerely moved by his support, and says spending time with him made her realize something. What is it?

Season 6, Episode 1 - "Blanche Delivers"

Blanche's daughter Rebecca comes to visit; she's pregnant via artificial insemination and expecting to give birth very soon. Blanche isn't comfortable with her daughter's approach to motherhood. When Rebecca says she wants to have her baby in Miami, why does this news bother her mother?

Season 1, Episode 7 - "The Competition"

Right before the doubles bowling tournament, Sophia places a side bet with Dorothy. Dorothy wants her mother's antique silver earrings if she wins. What does Sophia want if she wins?

Season 4, Episode 24 - "Foreign Exchange"

Which Golden Girl stood at a window for 4 hours watching her daughter on her first day of school in case she needed her?

Season 7, Episode 11 - "Room Seven"

The Girls agree to accompany Blanche to Atlanta, GA, to see Grandview, her grandmother's plantation, one last time before its demolition. Though the drive will take all night, Blanche dislikes spending that much time behind the wheel. How does she enlist Rose to be the designated driver?

Season 1, Episode 15 - "In a Bed of Rose's"

When asked if she makes noise during sex, which Golden Girl replied with the following?

"No, I guess I always felt it wasn't very ladylike."

Season 5, Episode 14 - "Great Expectations"

As a result of attending a positive thinking course that prompts her to think positively, which Golden Girl believes she received a good cut of roast beef from the ill-tempered butcher at the deli?

Season 3, Episode 4 - "The Housekeeper"

The Girls are looking for a housekeeper, and Marguerite Brown comes to apply. During the interview, Blanche's beau, Norman, calls and cancels their date. Marguerite gives Blanche a mysterious bottle, saying,

"Dab a little behind your ears, and whomever you desire will come to you."

What does Rose think is in the bottle?

Season 6, Episode 22 - "What a Difference a Date Makes"

Dorothy confides in The Girls that she was stood up for senior prom by one of the toughest guys in her high school. He smoked, drank, and made rude noises under his armpits, but she was in love with him. Almost 40 years later, he calls unexpectedly, expressing his desire to see her. What is his name?

Season 5, Episode 24 - "All Bets Are Off"

According to Rose, what is the name of St. Olaf's most famous religious painting?