Season 5, Episode 3 - "The Accurate Conception"

Season 2, Episode 4 - "It's a Miserable Life"

After The Girls attend Mrs. Claxton's funeral, the funeral director informs them that Mrs. Claxton was accidentally cremated. He gives them her ashes because they paid for the funeral. What does Rose do with Mrs. Claxton's remains?

Season 1, Episode 3 - "Rose the Prude"

Rose reluctantly agrees to a double date with Blanche and her date's brother. She meets Arnie, and they have a great time that night. When Arnie asks Rose to go on a Bahamas cruise with him, why is she hesitant about going?

Season 5, Episode 23 - "The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present"

Dorothy doesn't have a date for her goddaughter Jenny's wedding. Blanche suggests Dorothy borrow one of her "extra" men. When Dorothy chooses Doug, the judge, Blanche rejects the idea because he's on her A-list. What does Dorothy tell Blanche?

Season 5, Episode 6 - "Dancing in the Dark"

What does Rose's new love interest, Miles Webber, tell her he does for a living?

Season 5, Episode 6 - "Dancing in the Dark"

Feeling intellectually inadequate in her interactions with Miles, Rose discontinues their relationship and sends Blanche in her stead to a concert with him. However, upon her return, Blanche reports a disappointingly dull evening. What does she tell Rose about her date with Miles?

Season 3, Episode 10 - "The Audit"

Rose enrolls in night school to take Spanish classes for a promotion at the counseling center, and Blanche, thinking it's a great idea, decides to take night classes, too. Why is Blanche taking the classes?

Season 3, Episode 10 - "The Audit"

When Dorothy and Stan meet with the IRS auditor, he reviews their tax returns and delivers bad news. What does he tell them?

Season 5, Episode 18 - "An Illegitimate Concern"

What was Rose and Charlie's pet name for sex? (Hint: Rose said she was so mad, she refused to make it for a year.)

Season 4, Episode 10 - "Stan Takes a Wife"

Stan comes by one night and tells The Girls he met a woman at the post office named Katherine. After wooing her for months, he and Katherine fall in love and make a spontaneous decision. What is it?

Season 1, Episode 25 - "The Way We Met"

Which Golden Girl believes her bosom has the power to make music?

Season 1, Episode 5 - "The Triangle"

When Dorothy confronts her boyfriend, Elliott, about making a pass at Blanche, he denies it, and Dorothy believes him. Blanche feels hurt and betrayed. How does she respond to Dorothy?

Season 4, Episode 21 - "Little Sister"

When Sophia tells Dorothy she volunteered to dogsit Dreyfuss while their neighbors the Westons are out of town, Dorothy is adamantly against it. Why?

Season 6, Episode 15 - "Miles to Go"

Sophia tells The Girls her friend Gladys Goldfein invited her to see Tony Bennett in concert, but Gladys cancels to take a man instead. When Gladys feels guilty and apologizes to Sophia, that's when Sophia learns the tickets aren't for Tony Bennett. Who are they for?

Season 3, Episode 9 - "A Visit from Little Sven"

Rose's cousin, Sven, says he's in love with Blanche and now can't go through with his upcoming arranged marriage to Olga. Rose calls Big Sven, Sven's father, for advice, and he says he'll handle everything. What does Big Sven do to get Sven to marry Olga?

Season 3, Episode 6 - "Letter to Gorbachev"

Sophia is deciding what to do for her act in the talent show at the senior citizens' center. She writes a song to the tune of "Thanks for the Memory":

Thanks for the Medicare
For Blue Cross and Blue Shield, for a hip that finally healed

What's the next line?

Season 7, Episode 23 - "Home Again Rose, Part 1"

The Girls go to the hospital after Rose collapses at the high school reunion party. They're grateful when the doctor says Rose is doing well after a mild cardiac episode. In celebration of her recovery, they make promises. Blanche promises less sex and more church, and Dorothy promises to go out more. What does Sophia promise?

Season 2, Episode 22 - "Diamond in the Rough"

When Blanche sees her ex-beau, Jake Smollens, at the charity banquet, she tells The Girls she made a mistake letting him go because of their social differences; he's the man she loves. When she approaches Jake about getting back together, what does he tell her?

Season 2, Episode 19 - "Long Day's Journey Into Marinara"

Sophia's sister Angela stays with The Girls for 3 weeks before finally finding a new place in Miami. Sophia is thrilled because Angela has made her life miserable since she moved in. Angela's new roommate arrives to help her move. To Sophia's surprise, who is Angela's roommate?

Season 6, Episode 7 - "Zborn Again"

Which Golden Girl read the American Journal of Abnormal Psychology? One of her uncles was the editor.