Season 5, Episode 3 - "The Accurate Conception"

According to Rose, her best friend, Claire Osterhaus, got pregnant 5 months after her husband left for France during World War ll. The people of St. Olaf thought Claire was fooling around, but Claire told Rose her husband sperm's swam from Normandy into Minnesota by way of the Great Lakes. What did Rose think?

Answer

She thought it came by mail.

Rose: You know, I'm not so sure sperm can't live outside the body. Back during World War II, my best friend Claire Osterhaus's husband was in the Army and stationed in France. Well, 5 months after he left St. Olaf, she got pregnant. A lot of people thought she was fooling around, but she told me that sperm must have swum from Normandy, across the Atlantic, up the St. Lawrence Seaway, into the Great Lakes, and then over to Minnesota.

Blanche: And what did you think, Rose?

Rose: Well, I know those little guys are suppose to be good swimmers...but I think it had to come over by mail.

Season 4, Episode 3 - "The One That Got Away"

Blanche tells Dorothy and Sophia how her college crush, Ham Lushbough, turned her down at a homecoming rally when she asked if he'd like some company. Thirty years later, she goes out with him and asks him the same question. What does he say?

Season 7, Episode 3 - "Beauty and the Beast"

To care for Sophia after she sprains both ankles, Dorothy hires Nurse Mildred DeFarge from Shady Pines. However, the sight of Nurse DeFarge terrifies Sophia, and she goes into a panic. Why does she react this way?

Season 1, Episode 20 - "Adult Education"

Rose once said a soda jerk named Nils Felander "attempted" to sexually harass her when she ordered an ice cream sundae. What did Nils do to make Rose feel this way?

Season 3, Episode 12 - "Charlie's Buddy"

TRUE OR FALSE: According to Rose, the only way to get to St. Gustav, a neighboring city to St. Olaf, is by horse.

Season 1, Episode 25 - "The Way We Met"

What is Rose's favorite restaurant?

Season 1, Episode 7 - "The Competition"

Dorothy is about to bowl her last frame in the bowling tournament and overhears Sophia fondly reminiscing with her ex-fiancé, Augustine Bagatelli, about their first kiss. What does Dorothy do next?

Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot (The Golden Girls)"

Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia are on the lanai; Sophia is enjoying an afternoon nap. What does Dorothy do to confirm that Sophia is indeed sleeping?

Season 6, Episode 11 - "Stand by Your Man"

It's Saturday night, and Blanche doesn't have a date. Dorothy invites her to the library, and while they're there, Blanche meets a man named Ted. She strikes up a flirty conversation, and he asks her to dinner. As he's leaving, what does she learn about him that she didn't notice before?

Season 1, Episode 15 - "In a Bed of Rose's"

What was the unusual circumstance around how Blanche found out her husband died?

Season 7, Episode 13 - "The Pope's Ring"

According to Rose, what is the name of St. Olaf's most romantic outdoor trysting place?

Season 5, Episode 26 - "The President's Coming! Part 2"

Which Golden Girl married her husband's business partner? He was also her late best friend's husband.

Season 5, Episode 9 - "Comedy of Errors"

After a failed attempt at replacing the loss of his dog, Rose persists in her attempts to befriend her co-worker, Roger. She bakes him a vanskap kaka, a traditional Swedish treat made with milk, sugar, honey, and "a whole lot of love, and just a drop of sunshine." What does Rose make?

Season 2, Episode 2 - "Ladies of the Evening"

TRUE OR FALSE: Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose are mistakenly arrested for prostitution and call Sophia to bail them out. Sophia leaves The Girls sitting in a jail cell while she attends a private party with Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLuise, and Loni Anderson.

Season 1, Episode 10 - "The Heart Attack"

Which Golden Girl said she wants a fancy funeral with a big parade, a riderless horse, and then to lie in state?

Season 2, Episode 6 - "Big Daddy's Little Lady"

When Big Daddy's fiancée, Margaret Spencer, comes to the house, what are The Girls surprised to learn about her?

Season 3, Episode 12 - "Charlie's Buddy"

Rose tells The Girls she might move to Boston with Buddy Rourke. She says Buddy wants their new home to belong to both of them from the start, so she should give him her half of the money beforehand. This plan makes Dorothy suspicious, so she investigates Buddy. What does she learn about him?

Season 5, Episode 25 - "The President's Coming! Part 1"

The Girls receive a visit from Agent Bell of the Secret Service, who says their house has been under surveillance. President Bush wants to visit one house in the neighborhood before dedicating the new senior citizens' center. Why was their home chosen as a possibility?

Season 7, Episode 14 - "Old Boyfriends"

Rose gets a visit from Thor Anderson, a man claiming to be an old flame from St. Olaf. He's excited about seeing her, but Rose has no idea who he is, even after 2 dates with him. She invites him to dinner at the house and begs Blanche to join them so she can ask questions Rose can't. When he excuses himself to go to the bathroom, what does he do that jogs Rose's memory?

Season 3, Episode 15 - "Dorothy's New Friend"

What was Rose's costume for the masquerade ball at the counseling center? (Hint: She was excited about Dorothy being the other half.)