Season 5, Episode 26 - "The President's Coming! Part 2"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose lost the annual St. Olaf "Me and My Pet Look-Alike" contest.

False. She won.

Blanche: Well, Rose, what's all this?

Rose: Oh, I want the President to feel welcome, so I'm making him a sign. It's going to say, "Welcome, President Bush. We are pleased to have you in our home. We're really thrilled that you're visiting Miami. We hope you have a good time and a safe trip home, and good luck on running the country."

Dorothy: It's catchy, Rose.

Blanche: Are you sure you want to go through all that trouble? Honey, he'll just be here a few minutes.

Rose: Are you kidding? This is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me!

Dorothy: More exciting than winning the annual St. Olaf "Me and My Pet Look-Alike" contest?

Rose: Yes, but mostly because I don't have to swim with a duck in my mouth.

Season 5, Episode 3 - "The Accurate Conception"

TRUE OR FALSE: All of Rose's children were conceived on St. Olaf holidays.

Season 7, Episode 2 - "The Case of the Libertine Belle"

When The Girls join Blanche and her museum co-workers for a murder mystery weekend, Kendall Nesbitt, the Director of Acquisitions, is found lying across Blanche's bed with a steak knife in his chest.

TRUE OR FALSE: Blanche was charged and arrested for a real crime that was committed during the murder mystery weekend.

Season 2, Episode 10 - "Love, Rose"

Rose is depressed after falling into a dating slump. Dorothy and Blanche convince her to place a personal ad in the newspaper. She doesn't receive a response for weeks, until one day she gushes about a letter from "Isaac Newton." Who is "Isaac Newton"?

Season 3, Episode 16 - "Grab That Dough"

What is the name of the TV game show host of Grab That Dough?

Season 4, Episode 8 - "Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?"

TRUE OR FALSE: When The Girls spend the night at a local homeless shelter in search of their winning lottery ticket, Sophia sees a woman she knows from Shady Pines, Ida Perkins. Ida is at the shelter because she can no longer afford to stay at the nursing home.

Season 6, Episode 18 - "Older and Wiser"

Blanche and Rose are delighted when a photographer chooses them for a Pennysaver ad featuring Blanche's face and Rose's hands. However, they're horrified when they receive an advance copy of the ad in the mail. What is it for?

Season 7, Episode 15 - "Goodbye, Mr. Gordon"

What is the name of Dorothy's former high school English teacher from Brooklyn, NY? She harbored an intense and embarrassing infatuation with him during her youth, and he exploited her eagerness to please him.

Season 7, Episode 7 - "Dateline: Miami"

Which Golden Girl's date tried to sleep with her by lying and pretending to grieve the recent passing of his wife?

Season 2, Episode 4 - "It's a Miserable Life"

What is the name of the ill-tempered old neighbor that opposed a city petition to save a 200-year-old oak tree on her property? She was hated so much that the neighborhood children dressed up like her one Halloween.

Season 7, Episode 13 - "The Pope's Ring"

According to Rose, what is the name of St. Olaf's most romantic outdoor trysting place?

Season 5, Episode 1 - "Sick and Tired (Part 1)"

Shortly after Blanche excitedly announces to The Girls that her destiny is to be a great romance novelist, she complains about having writer's block. She has been staring at a blank piece of paper for hours. When Dorothy asks how much she's written so far, what does Blanche say?

Season 3, Episode 6 - "Letter to Gorbachev"

When Rose's Sunshine Cadet troop's campout in the woods is called off due to rain, where does Rose have it instead?

Season 4, Episode 1 - "Yes, We Have No Havanas"

Blanche has been out 4 times with her "mystery man", and The Girls don't know anything about him. She says he's no secret, but there is one little thing about him. When he arrives at the house for a date with Blanche, what do The Girls notice about him?

Season 7, Episode 21 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 2)"

TRUE OR FALSE: Dreyfuss, the next-door neighbors' dog, is a guest at Blanche's Moonlight Madness party.

Season 7, Episode 1 - "Hey, Look Me Over"

TRUE OR FALSE: As a birthday present for her husband Charlie, Rose bought several acres of the most beautiful land in Minnesota—and had it delivered.

Season 1, Episode 12 - "The Custody Battle"

What is the name of Rose's childhood imaginary friend?

Season 5, Episode 13 - "Mary Had a Little Lamb"

TRUE OR FALSE: Sophia believes a neighborhood dog named Samson ate her friend Ida Silverman. She saw the dog with Ida's blue scarf, and no one has seen her since.

Season 4, Episode 13 - "The Impotence of Being Ernest"

Rose's beau, Ernie Faber, asks her to go away with him for a romantic weekend. While on their getaway, Ernie says he has a problem that Rose should know about, but it's not easy for a man to say. He hoped their little vacation would help. What does Ernie confide in Rose?

Season 4, Episode 15 - "Valentine's Day"

Stuck at a nudist camp hotel until morning, Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose decide to "get buck naked and have a good time." Reaching the dining room nude and nervous, they're surprised when they see the guests. What does the waiter tell them?