Season 5, Episode 13 - "Mary Had a Little Lamb"

News of her pen pal Merrill Kellogg's impending release from prison throws Blanche into a panic, as she dreads his arrival at their home. The Girls are equally apprehensive when Merrill unexpectedly appears. What do they tell Merrill about Blanche?

Answer

They say Blanche isn't home and they're unsure when she'll return.

Blanche: Frigid! Hardly likes men at all.

Blanche: And stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!

Merrill: Alright, alright. Sounds good. Tell Blanche I'll be back.

Blanche: Stop that! You just stop that right now! She is none of those things, Rose Nylund! She is gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous!

Rose: And fat!

Blanche: She is not wrinkled.

Rose: And wrinkled, isn't she?

Blanche: Ugly is a pretty strong word, Rose.

Rose: And she's ugly, isn't she?

Blanche: Well, Dorothy! You didn't tell me you were expecting company?

Rose: She's very cold.

Blanche: That's right, she isn't.

Rose: She's not your type.

Blanche: Oh, Lord no! There's no use waiting around. You wouldn't like Blanche anyway.

Dorothy: Actually, he's more a friend of Blanche's. We were just explaining to Merrill that there's no telling when Blanche will be back.

Blanche: Oh! Well, how are you, Merrill? Merrill!

Dorothy: This is Merrill.

Season 6, Episode 7 - "Zborn Again"

Asked about the best sex she's ever had, Blanche says it's hard to rate because everyone has different strengths. She considers factors like degree of difficulty, style, and music choice. What else does she consider?

Season 5, Episode 4 - "Rose Fights Back"

Which Golden Girl worked in a pet store for 10 years?

Season 1, Episode 13 - "A Little Romance"

Blanche tells The Girls about a secret relationship she had in high school with a young man named Benjamin, who asked her to the senior prom. She was nervous about people finding out about them because, as she explains, "certain people were not to mix" back then in the South.

TRUE OR FALSE: Blanche went to her senior prom with a Black boy.

Season 5, Episode 12 - "Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas"

Sophia says she could never get used to serving turkey for Christmas dinner; it's very un-Sicilian. What is she accustomed to having for Christmas dinner?

Season 5, Episode 2 - "Sick and Tired (Part 2)"

Blanche submits her completed romance novel for publication, but she's not getting the response she expected. Letter after letter comes in the mail, and they all say the same thing. What do they say?

Season 5, Episode 12 - "Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas"

Which Golden Girl's father was part owner of a doughnut shop?

Season 2, Episode 26 - "Empty Nests"

Once her children all reached high school age, which Golden Girl told everyone they were her husband's kids from a previous marriage?

Season 5, Episode 5 - "Love Under the Big Top"

Which Golden Girl said dating a circus clown would be a dream come true for her?

Season 2, Episode 9 - "Joust Between Friends"

Which Golden Girl had a Schnauzer named Wawa, and she thought he was the greatest dog in the world?

Season 5, Episode 11 - "Ebbtide"

While attending her father's funeral in Atlanta, Blanche clashes with her sister, Virginia, who accuses her of selfishness, claiming the family's grief is marred by suspicions of Blanche's ulterior motives. How does Blanche respond?

Season 4, Episode 13 - "The Impotence of Being Ernest"

Rose and her beau Ernie Faber finally reach an intimate, sexual relationship. Ernie expresses his appreciation to Rose saying he overcame his impotence because of her warmth and understanding. After he thanks her for all she's done, what shocking news does he reveal to her?

Season 7, Episode 22 - "Rose, Portrait of a Woman"

When Rose gives Miles his birthday present of her boudoir photograph, she expects it to be an intimate moment shared between them. Unfortunately, she ends up leaving out of embarrassment. What happens?

Season 4, Episode 23 - "Rites of Spring"

When Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose sign up for aerobics classes, the instructor tells them they need the latest (and expensive!) workout items, like shoes, outfits, leg warmers, wristbands, water bottles, etc. Which Golden Girl chooses to stick with her sweatsuit and PF Flyers?

Season 4, Episode 22 - "Sophia's Choice"

When Blanche excitedly announces to The Girls that she received a big bonus at work, what does she say she's going to do with the money?

Season 6, Episode 4 - "Snap Out of It"

Sophia enlists Dorothy to help her with the Meals on Wheels charity program. Dorothy notices that one of the residents is a healthy young man. Why is he receiving meals?

Season 6, Episode 18 - "Older and Wiser"

Blanche and Rose are delighted when a photographer chooses them for a Pennysaver ad featuring Blanche's face and Rose's hands. However, they're horrified when they receive an advance copy of the ad in the mail. What is it for?

Season 3, Episode 15 - "Dorothy's New Friend"

What is the name of Dorothy's novelist friend whose stories are all set in Florida? (Hint: She's condescending and discriminatory.)

Season 6, Episode 15 - "Miles to Go"

Blanche carefully saves the price tags on a $300 dress that she plans to wear and return because she can't afford it. When she takes it back to the store, she neglects to remove the dry cleaning tag and has to pay for the dress. How does Blanche cover the cost of the dress?

Season 1, Episode 22 - "Job Hunting"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose tells Dorothy and Blanche she had multiple orgasms during her first night with Charlie.