The Golden Girls Trivia: Season 5

Does Blanche write a novel? Does Sophia move out? Is Dorothy terminally ill? Is Rose living with HIV? Test your Golden Girls knowledge of season five.

In the fifth season of The Golden Girls, the ladies continue to deliver their signature hilarity, but they also rise to the occasion and grapple with deeply serious issues. Rose hangs in the balance as she awaits potentially devastating news from her doctor. Sophia is challenged with the realities of aging while remembering the cherished moments of her youth. Dorothy confronts the temptations of a past addiction. Blanche grieves the loss of a beloved family member. How well do you recall the details of how the Girls handled these situations? See how many of these trivia questions you can answer.

Rose and Sophia are escorted home by Rose's new love interest and dance partner at the ballroom. What is his name?

Miles Webber
Episode 6 - Dancing in the Dark

Which Golden Girl was getting a pedicure while her husband was in a coma dying?

Blanche
Episode 1 - Sick and Tired (Part 1)
Blanche: Well, I didn't know he was going to pick that precise hour to die. How could I know that?
Rose: Well, he was in a coma.
Blanche: Oh, he'd been in a coma for days! The fact is, I happen to be very good with sick people. I was once a candy stripper.
Dorothy: That's striper.

Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose's efforts to protect dolphins through their involvement with the Friends of Sea Mammals land them in court after a protest at the dock takes an unfortunate turn. Sophia enlists the help of Dorothy's lawyer beau, Ken, much to Dorothy's chagrin. What is he wearing when he arrives?

A clown costume. He was in the middle of circus rehearsal.
Episode 5 - Love Under the Big Top

While attending her father's funeral in Atlanta, Blanche clashes with her sister, Virginia, who accuses her of selfishness, claiming the family's grief is marred by suspicions of Blanche's ulterior motives. How does Blanche respond?

Blanche says she's not going to the funeral because Virginia will be there.
Episode 11 - Ebbtide

Which Golden Girl once assaulted a perfect stranger for the last Batman hat in the store? She wanted to give it to her grandson as a Christmas present.

Dorothy
Episode 12 - Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
Dorothy: Oh, boy, it is hell out there. It must be at least 103, and the mall was impossible.
Sophia: Did you get something for the grandchildren?
Sophia: Oh, please. You know, Robbie wants a Batman hat. I went to 6 different stores. They were all sold out. I finally went to one store where they had one hat left, and another woman saw it. Oh, I can not believe a person would push a perfect stranger out of the way, step on her hand, and give her an elbow to the forehead just for a Batman hat...but I did it anyway!

What does Rose's new love interest, Miles Webber, tell her he does for a living?

He's a college professor.
Episode 6 - Dancing in the Dark
Miles: Rose! Well, come on in. You’re missing all the fun. I’ll bet you probably thought that a party full of college professors would be stuffy, but not this one.
Rose: You’re a college professor?
Miles: Well, what did you think I meant when I said I taught Hemingway?
Rose: I thought you were old!

What is the name of the prisoner who's locked up for armed robbery that Blanche writes salacious letters to?

Merrill Kellogg
Episode 13 - Mary Had a Little Lamb

Rose invites her beau, Miles, and his daughter, Caroline, to lunch at the house. During a private conversation in the kitchen with Rose, Caroline acknowledges her father's fondness for Rose, but says it's only been a year since her mother died. What else does she tell Rose?

Rose should stay away from her father because he needs time.
Episode 15 - Triple Play

Shortly after Blanche excitedly announces to the Girls that her destiny is to be a great romance novelist, she complains about having writer's block. She has been staring at a blank piece of paper for hours. When Dorothy asks how much she's written so far, what does Blanche say?

She hasn't written anything; that's how she knows she has writer's block.
Episode 1 - Sick and Tired (Part 1)
Blanche: Well, now I know why Hemingway killed himself. Oh, girls, I have writer's block. It is the worst feeling in the world.
Sophia: Try 10 days without a bowel movement sometime.
Blanche: You just sit there, hour after hour after hour.
Sophia: Tell me about it.
Blanche: I just don't know what to do! I don't think there's any worse feeling in the world than facing that blank piece of paper.
Dorothy: Tell me, how much have you written so far?
Blanche: Well, that's just it—nothing. That's how I know I have writer's block.
Dorothy: Blanche, you have to have written to have writer's block. Otherwise, all of us have it.

With Dorothy and Blanche in Atlanta for Big Daddy's funeral, Sophia raises funds for a big-screen TV. Rose returns home to find an unfamiliar couple, Peter and Maddy, comfortably seated in the living room, who inquire about her room assignment. What is Sophia doing to make money?

She's renting the rooms in the house.
Episode 11 - Ebbtide

Rose accepts an invitation from her ballroom dance partner, Miles Webber, to attend a colleague's retirement party at his home. She later confides in the Girls about her discomfort due to the intellectual atmosphere created by his friends, all college professors. What does Dorothy suggest to give Rose an advantage in conversation?

She should invite Miles to the house for dinner.
Episode 6 - Dancing in the Dark
Dorothy: Honey, you know, anybody would feel out of her league in a room full of college professors. You should have a home field advantage. Why don’t you invite him over here?
Blanche: Dorothy’s right. We can create the illusion that you’re interesting!
Sophia: That’s a hell of an illusion. Maybe we should just saw her in half.

Dreading the annual exchange of Christmas gifts due to Rose's questionable taste, the Girls decide to draw names to limit their shopping to a single recipient. Rose draws Blanche's name. What is her present to Blanche?

A blouse
Episode 12 - Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
Blanche: Well, that's all the presents, except for the ones we know are fruitcakes.
Sophia: Wait a minute. What about the present Blanche hid behind the couch?
Rose: Oh, my gift for you! I'll get it. I can't wait to see the look on your face!
Dorothy: Me too.
Rose: Here you go, sweetheart.
Blanche: Why, Rose! It's a beautiful blouse!
Rose: I hope it's alright. Dorothy said you'd like something crotchless.

The Girls are surprised by an unexpected visit from their 16-year-old neighbor, Mary. She's pregnant and her father put her out, necessitating her search for employment and a place to stay. When the Girls hear this, how do they respond?

They tell Mary she can stay with them until she figures things out.
Episode 13 - Mary Had a Little Lamb

TRUE OR FALSE: Blanche once rented a Mercedes-Benz and put an ad in the paper saying she's selling the car for a very low price just so she could meet rich, eligible men.

True
Episode 15 - Triple Play
Blanche: My first appointment's here! Right on time! I've been out there watching him. He's been looking at the car and smiling. I feel just like a fishman with a new lure.
Dorothy: You catch him, you clean him. Blanche, aren't you embarrassed going through all this subterfuge just to get a man?
Blanche: A man? I'm planning on getting a 6-month supply.

After being sick for months, visiting several doctors, and still not knowing what's wrong with her, Dorothy seeks the advice of a trusted friend, neighbor...and pediatrician. Who does she go to see?

Dr. Harry Weston
Episode 2 - Sick and Tired (Part 2)

Feeling intellectually inadequate in her interactions with Miles, Rose discontinues their relationship and sends Blanche in her stead to a concert with him. However, upon her return, Blanche reports a disappointingly dull evening. What does she tell Rose about her date with Miles?

He talked about Rose all night.
Episode 6 - Dancing in the Dark
Rose: Blanche, how was the concert?
Blanche: It is amazing how music that loud can be so boring!
Rose: And Miles?
Blanche: Oh, even more boring than the music! All he did all night was talk about you. How sweet Rose is, how attractive Rose is, how much fun Rose is. I might as well have worn a bra!

Which Golden Girl used to be fat when she was a little girl?

Blanche
Episode 11 - Ebbtide

In this episode, Blanche and Dorothy look at pictures of Blanche when she was a chubby little girl. In Season 4, Episode 20 - "High Anxiety", Blanche said she was a "pencil-thin, flat-chested, four-eyed nerd" before her mother sent her off to beauty camp.

Sophia says she could never get used to serving turkey for Christmas dinner; it's very un-Sicilian. What is she accustomed to having for Christmas dinner?

Eels...and larks
Episode 12 - Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
Blanche: Sophia, you were just putting me on about those eels, right?
Sophia: Please, in Sicily it wouldn't be Christmas without a plate of eels. Eels and larks.
Blanche: Larks? Honey, larks aren't eating birds. They're singing birds.
Sophia: They don't sing long in Sicily.

News of her pen pal Merrill Kellogg's impending release from prison throws Blanche into a panic, as she dreads his arrival at their home. The Girls are equally apprehensive when Merrill unexpectedly appears. What do they tell Merrill about Blanche?

They say Blanche isn't home and they're unsure when she'll return.
Episode 13 - Mary Had a Little Lamb
Blanche: Frigid! Hardly likes men at all.
Blanche: And stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
Merrill: Alright, alright. Sounds good. Tell Blanche I'll be back.
Blanche: Stop that! You just stop that right now! She is none of those things, Rose Nylund! She is gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous!
Rose: And fat!
Blanche: She is not wrinkled.
Rose: And wrinkled, isn't she?
Blanche: Ugly is a pretty strong word, Rose.
Rose: And she's ugly, isn't she?
Blanche: Well, Dorothy! You didn't tell me you were expecting company?
Rose: She's very cold.
Blanche: That's right, she isn't.
Rose: She's not your type.
Blanche: Oh, Lord no! There's no use waiting around. You wouldn't like Blanche anyway.
Dorothy: Actually, he's more a friend of Blanche's. We were just explaining to Merrill that there's no telling when Blanche will be back.
Blanche: Oh! Well, how are you, Merrill? Merrill!
Dorothy: This is Merrill.

Dorothy and Sophia go to see virologist Dr. Michael Chang. He's highly recommended by Dr. Harry Weston. After reviewing Dorothy's medical reports, he believes she is indeed sick. He says what she has is fairly recent, and most believe it's a virus. What does he think she has?

Chronic fatigue syndrome
Episode 2 - Sick and Tired (Part 2)
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