Season 4, Episode 1 - "Yes, We Have No Havanas"

The three Rs taught in school are reading, writing, and arithmetic. What does Rose think the Rs stand for?

Reading, writing, and rooster inseminating

Dorothy: I'm teaching history for an adult education program. It's for people who never got their high school diplomas.

Rose: What else do they teach?

Dorothy: The usual high school subjects.

Rose: You mean like the three Rs—reading, writing, and rooster inseminating?

Dorothy: No, we just teach the first two Rs, Rose.

Rose: Fine, but you're going to be sending people out into the world who don't know you can get a nasty rooster bite if you don't warm your hands up first.

Season 1, Episode 4 - "Transplant"

Where is Sophia from?

Season 5, Episode 20 - "Twice in a Lifetime"

Rose tells The Girls about Little Yiminy back in St. Olaf, the boy who was raised by a wild moose. What else did the moose do for Little Yiminy?

Season 2, Episode 16 - "And Then There Was One"

Sophia signs up for a charity walkathon and enters the category for people over 80 years old. Rose also wants the rest of The Girls to participate in the walkathon, except they won't be walking. What does she volunteer them to do?

Season 4, Episode 20 - "High Anxiety"

TRUE OR FALSE: Back in St. Olaf, Bessie was a big, fat lady who pulled farm plows for a living.

Season 7, Episode 11 - "Room Seven"

Which Golden Girl mooned a chain gang on the interstate?

Season 1, Episode 8 - "The Break-In"

Which Golden Girl thought she was being attacked in the parking lot and kneed the attendant in his "safe deposit box" while he was trying to return her keys?

Season 4, Episode 8 - "Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?"

TRUE OR FALSE: When The Girls spend the night at a local homeless shelter in search of their winning lottery ticket, Blanche meets a young man in graduate school who is working undercover at the shelter to achieve his doctorate in sociology.

Season 7, Episode 25 - "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (Part 1)"

Blanche made a date to play tennis with a man she met at the grocery store, but she forgot her uncle, Lucas, was coming to town that evening. She needs one of The Girls to go out with him so she can keep her plans. Which Golden Girl goes out with Lucas?

Season 1, Episode 3 - "Rose the Prude"

Why does Sophia like playing cards with Dorothy?

Season 7, Episode 18 - "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan"

TRUE OR FALSE: Appalled by Angelo's living conditions, Rose decides to expose the apartment's infestation in a news report. However, the story backfires, and Dorothy is arrested for being a slumlord because she and Stan own the building.

Season 2, Episode 19 - "Long Day's Journey Into Marinara"

Rose agrees to keep a chicken named Count Bessie for a patient at the grief center, but Dorothy and Blanche don't want the chicken in the house. To convince The Girls to allow Count Bessie to stay, Rose says she's a showbiz chicken. What is Count Bessie's talent?

Season 2, Episode 25 - "A Piece of Cake"

Which Golden Girl once dreamed of being a ballerina?

Season 7, Episode 13 - "The Pope's Ring"

According to Rose, what is the name of St. Olaf's most romantic outdoor trysting place?

Season 2, Episode 21 - "Dorothy's Prized Pupil"

After Dorothy's student Mario Sanchez is picked up by the Immigration and Naturalization Service, Dorothy receives a phone call one night from his uncle saying Mario has run away. Dorothy tells Blanche and Rose there's only one place she can think of where he might be. Where do they find him?

Season 5, Episode 17 - "Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom"

Following a physical examination, Blanche's doctor prescribes a Holter monitor to assess her heart activity. During her follow-up appointment, the doctor, concerned by her slow and irregular pulse, recommends hospitalization for further testing. What does Blanche learn she needs surgery for?

Season 2, Episode 11 - "'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas"

The Girls arrive at the airport on Christmas Eve to fly to their hometowns for Christmas, but their flights are canceled due to severe storms. They later end up running two blocks in the rain when their car runs out of gas. Where do they spend their Christmas Eve?

Season 7, Episode 20 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)"

On the night of Blanche's Moonlight Madness party, Sophia races against the approaching moonrise to break the Curse of the Strega over Dorothy. To do this, she must complete three tasks, one of which is to help a holy man. How does she accomplish this?

Season 6, Episode 21 - "Witness"

When Sophia misplaces her glasses, she stubbornly refuses to buy a new pair, instead reporting them stolen to the police. Luckily, their neighbor, Barbara Weston, finds the glasses and returns them to Sophia. What happened to them?

Season 3, Episode 12 - "Charlie's Buddy"

When Rose gets a visit from Buddy Rourke, he's excited about meeting her, but she has no idea who he is. How does he say he knows her?