Season 3, Episode 9 - "A Visit from Little Sven"

Rose wants her cousin Sven from St. Olaf to feel welcomed when he visits. She has worked late and barely had time to pick up a cake. She goes to the "Get It While It's Hot" erotic bake shop and gets a cake in the shape of....well, a man's member. What did Rose think it was in the shape of?

Answer

The state of Florida

Blanche: Rose, that cake is from the "Get It While It's Hot" erotic bake shop!

Dorothy: Whoa-ho!

Blanche: Why, Rose Nylund! Why, that cake is in the shape of-

Dorothy: Blanche, we know what it is.

Rose: I thought it was in the shape of Florida.

Season 3, Episode 14 - "Blanche's Little Girl"

Which Golden Girl once worked at the restaurant Pecos Pete's Chow Wagon?

Season 7, Episode 3 - "Beauty and the Beast"

To care for Sophia while she recovers from her ankle injuries, Dorothy hires Nurse DeFarge. Though Sophia enjoys her company, the other women find DeFarge overbearing and want her gone. When Dorothy tries to fire her, DeFarge insists on staying until Sophia can walk again. How does Sophia respond to this?

Season 4, Episode 3 - "The One That Got Away"

After being sexually rejected multiple times by her college crush Ham Lushbough, Blanche angrily confronts him during a dinner date and storms out of the restaurant. When Ham comes to the house to explain why he turned her down, what does Blanche learn?

Season 6, Episode 17 - "There Goes the Bride, Part 2"

When Rose goes to dinner with Miles' friend, Ray, his ex-wife, Myra, threatens her with a lobster in the restaurant. Later, Rose's brakes go out on her car. She thinks Myra is out to get her ever since she dated Ray. What does Rose buy for the house to scare Myra away?

Season 1, Episode 21 - "The Flu"

When The Girls attend the Best Friend of the Friends of Good Health award dinner, Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose are in fierce competition for the accolade. Who wins the award?

Season 5, Episode 14 - "Great Expectations"

When Blanche's beau, Steven, suffers a heart attack, The Girls encourage her to visit him in the hospital. However, Blanche hesitates, reluctant to deepen their casual relationship with emotional investment. Why does she feel this way?

Season 2, Episode 4 - "It's a Miserable Life"

Two days after their neighbor, Mrs. Claxton, dies from a heart attack, The Girls discuss how there won't be a funeral for her because no one wants to attend. Even though they hate her, why do The Girls agree to pay for Mrs. Claxton's funeral?

Season 5, Episode 18 - "An Illegitimate Concern"

Dorothy and Sophia enter the Shady Pines Mother-Daughter Beauty Pageant, and one of their acts is a musical performance. What American pop and entertainment duo do they dress as while singing their Billboard Hot 100 song, "I Got You Babe"?

Season 5, Episode 2 - "Sick and Tired (Part 2)"

Blanche submits her completed romance novel for publication, but she's not getting the response she expected. Letter after letter comes in the mail, and they all say the same thing. What do they say?

Season 6, Episode 5 - "Wham, Bam, Thank You Mammy"

What's the name of the woman who took care of Blanche when she was little that she refers to as "Mammy"? Blanche said she was devastated when Mammy left suddenly when she was 10 years old. She didn't say goodbye, and Blanche hasn't seen her since.

Season 2, Episode 24 - "To Catch a Neighbor"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose once went to a coffee shop and didn't have enough to pay, so she entertained the customers with St. Olaf stories to raise money.

Season 4, Episode 3 - "The One That Got Away"

Blanche tells Dorothy and Sophia how her college crush, Ham Lushbough, turned her down at a homecoming rally when she asked if he'd like some company. Thirty years later, she goes out with him and asks him the same question. What does he say?

Season 6, Episode 21 - "Witness"

Upon arriving at the house, the Cheeseman brandishes his weapon and takes Miles and The Girls hostage. He declares his intention to lock the women in a closet while he and Miles "go for a walk." How do they get out of this dangerous situation?

Season 4, Episode 12 - "The Blind Date"

Dorothy and Rose coach a youth football team, and Rose is adamant the team can't win without their star player, Billy Haskell. Unfortunately, Billy is underweight by 2 pounds and doesn't qualify to play in the upcoming big game. What does Rose do in an attempt to make him eligible?

Season 1, Episode 17 - "Nice and Easy"

When Blanche's 20-year-old niece, Lucy, comes to visit, Blanche is disappointed that she and The Girls don't see her much during the first week of her visit. Where is Lucy?

Season 1, Episode 9 - "Blanche and the Younger Man"

Which Golden Girl's mother once lived with a drifting ex-con who taught her how to play cards and carve a pistol out of soap?

Season 3, Episode 5 - "Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself"

Why does Rose have a fear of public speaking?

Season 7, Episode 24 - "Home Again Rose, Part 2"

Rose's daughter, Kirsten, arrives at the hospital just in time to see her mother before she goes into surgery. She refuses to allow The Girls to see Rose because they're not family. When Kirsten speaks to her mom, Rose asks her for a favor should something happen to her. What is it?

Season 4, Episode 24 - "Foreign Exchange"

The Girls receive a flyer in the mail advertising a dirty dancing class at a local dance studio. Blanche convinces Rose to take the class with her. What are they surprised to learn after their first lesson?