Season 3, Episode 6 - "Letter to Gorbachev"

Sophia is deciding what to do for her act in the talent show at the senior citizens' center. She writes a song to the tune of "Thanks for the Memory":

Thanks for the Medicare
For Blue Cross and Blue Shield, for a hip that finally healed

What's the next line?

Answer

Remember on prescriptions, generic is a steal

Season 6, Episode 20 - "Even Grandmas Get the Blues"

Blanche is auditioning for the role of Kate, the fiery shrew in The Taming of the Shrew. Since she's babysitting, she brings her baby granddaughter, Aurora, to the audition. There, she meets Jason Stillman, who asks her out on a date. What does he think about Blanche and baby Aurora that she doesn't correct him on?

Season 4, Episode 17 - "You Gotta Have Hope"

The ladies' auxiliary puts Dorothy in charge of the hospital variety show, and The Girls are having difficulty finding good acts. Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose are excited when Sophia brings the super-talented Donatello triplets to audition. What does Sophia want in exchange for putting the triplets in the show?

Season 6, Episode 3 - "If at Last You Do Succeed"

The Girls decide with a secret ballot that Blanche and Rose should split the money from the St. Olaf war bonds. But when Rose calls St. Olaf about it, they tell her cashing them would totally bankrupt the town. How does Blanche feel about this news?

Season 4, Episode 20 - "High Anxiety"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose once spent a month in the hospital to overcome a 30-year pill addiction.

Season 3, Episode 8 - "Brotherly Love"

TRUE OR FALSE: Back in St. Olaf, Rose won 3 times in the Low Fat Division of the annual St. Olaf Milk Diving Tournament.

Season 6, Episode 11 - "Stand by Your Man"

Which Golden Girl is a member of the Mile High Club?

Season 5, Episode 7 - "Not Another Monday"

Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose are babysitting for a couple who attend Rose's church. Baby Frank is running a fever and is very fussy. The Girls call his pediatrician, Dr. Harry Weston, to make a house call. In an effort to impress Dr. Weston, what does Blanche put on?

Season 7, Episode 2 - "The Case of the Libertine Belle"

TRUE OR FALSE: Back in Minnesota, Rose was known as the Sherlock Holmes of St. Olaf.

Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot (The Golden Girls)"

Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia are on the lanai; Sophia is enjoying an afternoon nap. What does Dorothy do to confirm that Sophia is indeed sleeping?

Season 6, Episode 8 - "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?"

Back from Sister Agnes' funeral, Dorothy worries that Sophia isn't dealing well with the death of her best friend because she's been silent since they left the cemetery. What does Sophia eventually announce to The Girls?

Season 2, Episode 15 - "Before and After"

Rose goes into overdrive with volunteer work and unfortunately has a minor health scare that lands her in the hospital. She believes she died and went to Heaven but was given a second chance at life. She's made a new decision. What is it?

Season 5, Episode 13 - "Mary Had a Little Lamb"

The Girls are surprised by an unexpected visit from their 16-year-old neighbor, Mary. She's pregnant and her father put her out, necessitating her search for employment and a place to stay. When The Girls hear this, how do they respond?

Season 3, Episode 25 - "Mother's Day"

As a high school senior, Blanche fell for Deck Bovinglowe, a 40-year-old unemployed, twice-divorced father of three. After a mere month of courtship, he proposed during cheerleading practice. Why did Blanche want to marry him?

Season 1, Episode 10 - "The Heart Attack"

TRUE OR FALSE: When Rose's husband, Charlie, had a heart attack, she had to dress him before the paramedics arrived because he was not wearing any clothes.

Season 7, Episode 12 - "From Here to the Pharmacy"

Which Golden Girl assaulted a man in a drugstore over the last tube of Preparation H?

Season 7, Episode 4 - "That's for Me to Know"

The Girls struggle with a difficult decision after a visit from a city inspector. One of them must move out if Blanche can't afford the necessary home improvements to comply with rental regulations. When the inspector comes back to see who's leaving, The Girls are surprised at Blanche's response. What does she say?