Season 3, Episode 5 - "Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself"
Dorothy asks Blanche what she would say for her eulogy. Blanche replies with:
"I would say I always enjoyed talking to you when I'd come home from one of my numerous dates. And I would say I always looked up to you like an older sister."
What else does she say?
She felt safe having Dorothy in the house.
Dorothy: You know, I'm going to tell you something, Blanche. I'm sure glad I am not in her shoes. Oh, I'd hate to have to give a eulogy.
Blanche: What if it was my eulogy?
Dorothy: What?
Blanche: What if you were giving a eulogy for me? What would you say?
Dorothy: Oh, come on, Blanche.
Blanche: No. I'm serious, Dorothy. What would you say?
Dorothy: Well, I...I guess I'd say that you were a lovely, generous person, and...one of the best friends I ever had.
Blanche: Nothing about my looks?
Dorothy: Well, I'd say that you were one of the prettiest friends-
Blanche: One of?
Dorothy: The, Blanche! The prettiest.
Dorothy: What would you say about me?
Blanche: Dorothy, come on!
Dorothy: I told you! You can tell me.
Blanche: Alright. Well, I would say I always felt safe having you in the house. And I would say I always enjoyed talking to you when I'd come home from one of my numerous dates. And I would say I always looked up to you like an older sister.
Dorothy: Thank you, Blanche. Oh, and I forgot one thing. I would also say you're fat.
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