Season 3, Episode 4 - "The Housekeeper"

After realizing that Marguerite is not a good fit as their housekeeper, The Girls reluctantly agree to fire her. Blanche says Dorothy should do it because she's the meanest. Rose disagrees, saying Dorothy just looks the meanest. What does Dorothy say about Rose?

Answer

Rose looks the dumbest.

Blanche: Ok, go ahead and fire her, Dorothy.

Dorothy: Why should I be the one to fire her?

Blanche: You're the meanest.

Rose: Blanche, that's not true. Dorothy just looks the meanest. We hired Marguerite together; we fire her together.

Dorothy: Thank you, Rose. And by the way, you look the dumbest.

Season 3, Episode 7 - "Strange Bedfellows"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose once worked on the Thomas Dewey campaign.

Season 4, Episode 4 - "Yokel Hero"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose was nominated for St. Olaf Woman of the Year, and she won.

Season 5, Episode 7 - "Not Another Monday"

Which Golden Girl has excellent vision? (Hint: She can read the temperature of a glass thermometer from across the room.)

Season 4, Episode 23 - "Rites of Spring"

TRUE OR FALSE: Sophia said for 50 years, she's weighed 99 pounds.

Season 7, Episode 24 - "Home Again Rose, Part 2"

Which Golden Girls are philatelists (stamp collectors)?

Season 3, Episode 20 - "And Ma Makes Three"

Rose wants to run for Fashion Show Chairman of the Tinkerbells, but Blanche says she won't win because no one will vote for her. Rose replies that Blanche won't win either, since the committee is all-female. Why does Rose think this affects Blanche's ability to win?

Season 3, Episode 15 - "Dorothy's New Friend"

What is the name of Dorothy's novelist friend whose stories are all set in Florida? (Hint: She's condescending and discriminatory.)

Season 5, Episode 22 - "Cheaters"

Dorothy is thrilled when she receives a phone call from Glen O'Brien, the married man she was involved with 4 years ago. She agrees to meet with him after he says he has something important to talk about. What does he say?

Season 4, Episode 16 - "Two Rode Together"

When Dorothy agrees to take Sophia to Disney World so they can spend quality time together, Sophia is skeptical and doesn't believe that's where they're really going. What does she think Dorothy is trying to do?

Season 3, Episode 24 - "Mister Terrific"

What is Mr. Terrific's slogan on the kids' TV show Mister Terrific's Clubhouse?

Season 3, Episode 15 - "Dorothy's New Friend"

Dorothy strikes up a friendship with local novelist Barbara Thorndyke after meeting her at a lecture. Dorothy enjoys their stimulating conversation. When Blanche and Rose invite Barbara over for dinner, what is their impression of her?

Season 1, Episode 24 - "Big Daddy"

When The Girls meet Blanche's father for the first time, he tells Blanche he has a surprise for her. What is the surprise?

Season 2, Episode 3 - "Take Him, He's Mine"

Sophia and Rose go into business together selling sandwiches during lunchtime. They're making bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwiches one evening to prepare for lunch the next day, and they run out of tomatoes. What do they use in place of tomatoes?

Season 4, Episode 5 - "Bang the Drum, Stanley"

Back in St. Olaf, Rose was injured in a game of gowhackanoggin. She said it's a lot like baseball but instead of hitting a ball, what do the players hit?

Season 1, Episode 16 - "The Truth Will Out"

Rose's daughter and granddaughter bring Blanche and Dorothy a gift when they come to visit: a maple syrup, honey, brown sugar, molasses, Rice Krispies log—an extremely sweet dessert and, according to Rose's daughter, very popular in Minnesota. What does Dorothy say she's going to do with hers?

Season 7, Episode 25 - "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (Part 1)"

Dorothy and Blanche's uncle, Lucas, go on a blind dinner date, and things couldn't be more uncomfortable. They don't have much to discuss until Dorothy reveals the reason she agreed to go on the date. It's the same reason Lucas agreed. What is it?

Season 6, Episode 26 - "Henny Penny - Straight No Chaser"

To encourage reading during spring break, Dorothy's school is staging a series of plays based on children's stories, with Dorothy leading the first-grade production. What story are they acting out?

Season 4, Episode 8 - "Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?"

When The Girls find out Blanche's leather jacket was donated to a local homeless shelter, they decide to spend the night there to find the jacket and retrieve their winning lottery ticket in the pocket. They eventually find the jacket and the lottery ticket. What do they do with the ticket?

Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot (The Golden Girls)"

What does Dorothy do for a living?