Season 3, Episode 21 - "Larceny and Old Lace"

Sophia's boyfriend, Rocco, often tells her colorful stories of his past as a gangster. When he confesses to robbing a bank to prove his love for her, she sadly ends the relationship, believing he's still involved in a life of crime. What does Rocco confess to Sophia?

Answer

He was never a gangster, nor did he rob a bank. That money was his life savings; he lied to impress her.

Season 1, Episode 23 - "Blind Ambitions"

TRUE OR FALSE: When she was a child, Rose got a lamb for her birthday and dressed it in a bonnet and matching booties.

Season 5, Episode 16 - "Clinton Avenue Memoirs"

Dorothy's concerned by her mother Sophia's lapse in remembering their annual wedding anniversary dinner, so she seeks a medical opinion. The doctor suggests stimulating Sophia's memory through reminiscence. What does Sophia do?

Season 2, Episode 17 - "Bedtime Story"

Which Golden Girl had a ragdoll named Mrs. Doolittle when she was a little girl?

Season 7, Episode 16 - "The Commitments"

Initially hesitant, Blanche agrees to go out with Dorothy's blind date because she has other plans. When he arrives, Blanche is pleasantly surprised to see the tall and handsome Jerry. The next morning, she complains that he was far from a gentleman and even made her pay half of the dinner bill. Why did Jerry treat her that way?

Season 4, Episode 4 - "Yokel Hero"

The St. Olaf Woman of the Year blue ribbon panel, the Topplekoffer triplets, comes to the house to conduct a face-to-face interview with Rose because she's a candidate. Dorothy states the obvious about the brothers—they don't look anything alike. Why are they surprised by this?

Season 3, Episode 25 - "Mother's Day"

One Mother's Day, Rose encountered a woman at a bus station, sharing laughter and conversation as they waited. The woman had run away from her retirement home to visit her daughter's grave. When a sheriff approaches her to take her home, what does Rose do?

Season 1, Episode 14 - "That Was No Lady"

Dorothy experiences love at first sight with a handsome gym teacher she met at the school where she has been substitute teaching. He asked her out to dinner during their first encounter. What is his name?

Season 4, Episode 23 - "Rites of Spring"

When Sophia takes The Girls to her hairstylist Eduardo, he tells them:

"After Eduardo does a woman's hair, the years melt away. She is transformed into a breathtaking, sensuous, vivacious goddess of beauty."

When he's done and makes a grand reveal of each girl's new hairstyle, why are they disappointed?

Season 1, Episode 16 - "The Truth Will Out"

Rose's daughter and granddaughter bring Blanche and Dorothy a gift when they come to visit: a maple syrup, honey, brown sugar, molasses, Rice Krispies log—an extremely sweet dessert and, according to Rose's daughter, very popular in Minnesota. What does Dorothy say she's going to do with hers?

Season 4, Episode 14 - "Love Me Tender"

Rose tells The Girls she's participating in the "Be a Pal" program; each week, she spends quality time with a motherless girl. Which Golden Girl volunteers to participate in the program with Rose?

Season 1, Episode 24 - "Big Daddy"

When Big Daddy comes to visit and announces he's pursuing a singing career, Blanche is concerned about his mental health. She tells him to forget about performing and go home and rest, but he says he can't do that. What shocking news does he reveal to her?

Season 5, Episode 24 - "All Bets Are Off"

Which Golden Girl struggled with a gambling addiction just like her father?

Season 2, Episode 24 - "To Catch a Neighbor"

Detective Mullins informs The Girls that their new neighbors are criminals, and he believes they'll be making a major move within the next 72 hours. He wants to catch them, but needs their cooperation. What does he ask them?

Season 4, Episode 15 - "Valentine's Day"

Rose makes reservations for her, Dorothy, and Blanche to spend Valentine's weekend at a mountain retreat called Sunny Meadows. As they're checking in, they're shocked to see the desk clerk is completely naked. What didn't Rose know about this resort?

Season 3, Episode 6 - "Letter to Gorbachev"

Sophia is deciding what to do for her act in the talent show at the senior citizens' center. She writes a song to the tune of "Thanks for the Memory":

Thanks for the Medicare
For Blue Cross and Blue Shield, for a hip that finally healed

What's the next line?

Season 3, Episode 13 - "The Artist"

When Sophia gets pranked at the senior citizens' center by practical joker Maury Hazeltine, she plays tricks on Dorothy to practice her revenge on Maury. Which one of her practical jokes does Dorothy fall for on more than one occasion?

Season 2, Episode 15 - "Before and After"

After a recent health scare, Rose is living life to the fullest, but her new lifestyle (and new friends) are disrupting the household. When Dorothy and Blanche confront Rose, they believe she's being excessive, but Rose thinks they can't make the adjustment. What does Rose do?

Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot (The Golden Girls)"

Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia are on the lanai; Sophia is enjoying an afternoon nap. What does Dorothy do to confirm that Sophia is indeed sleeping?

Season 2, Episode 10 - "Love, Rose"

Rose is depressed after falling into a dating slump. Dorothy and Blanche convince her to place a personal ad in the newspaper. She doesn't receive a response for weeks, until one day she gushes about a letter from "Isaac Newton." Who is "Isaac Newton"?