Season 3, Episode 15 - "Dorothy's New Friend"

What is the name of Dorothy's novelist friend whose stories are all set in Florida? (Hint: She's condescending and discriminatory.)

Answer

Barbara Thorndyke

Season 1, Episode 22 - "Job Hunting"

Dorothy and Blanche try to console Rose about her unsuccessful job hunting attempts, and Dorothy tweaks Rose's resume to help her land a position as a hospital administrator. When Rose returns home the next day, she tells The Girls she landed a job as a what?

Season 4, Episode 9 - "Scared Straight"

Blanche is excited because she's expecting a visit from her younger brother Clayton. Rose says they should lay out the welcome mat, but Blanche says they don't have one. Why does Rose believe they do?

Season 4, Episode 11 - "The Auction"

When the roofer arrives at the house to start construction, Dorothy regrettably informs him they can't afford a new roof. He sees the painting they bought by artist Jasper DeKimmel and expresses how much he's always wanted one. How do The Girls afford the new roof?

Season 7, Episode 25 - "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (Part 1)"

Rose tells Blanche and Sophia about Mr. Snuffles, a prized piglet won by her father in the annual St. Olaf Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest. Mr. Snuffles grew up on the farm but was shunned by their pig, Henrietta, and her litter, which led to depression. What happened to Mr. Snuffles?

Season 2, Episode 1 - "End of the Curse"

When The Girls attempt to break into the mink business, they keep 4 minks in the garage to breed for their fur. What does Rose name them?

Season 7, Episode 1 - "Hey, Look Me Over"

TRUE OR FALSE: As a birthday present for her husband Charlie, Rose bought several acres of the most beautiful land in Minnesota—and had it delivered.

Season 5, Episode 8 - "That Old Feeling"

The death of Blanche's mother-in-law brings her brother-in-law, Jamie, to town to settle the estate. Upon seeing Jamie, Blanche is struck by his resemblance to her late husband, George, and finds herself unexpectedly drawn to him. When she expresses her feelings to Jamie, what does he say?

Season 4, Episode 2 - "The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo"

To help another senior citizen get a refund on a recent purchase at the grocery store, Sophia pretends to be her representative, claiming to be the past president and legal counsel of an organization called N.O.P.R.L. What does this stand for?

Season 6, Episode 18 - "Older and Wiser"

Which Golden Girl said she was struck by lightning once?

Season 4, Episode 18 - "Fiddler On the Ropes"

Which Golden Girl said one of her boyfriends "turned gay" after she rejected his marriage proposal?

Season 3, Episode 7 - "Strange Bedfellows"

What is the name of the city councilman candidate whom Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose support during his campaign?

Season 1, Episode 9 - "Blanche and the Younger Man"

When the young and handsome jazzercise instructor, Dirk, invites Blanche to dinner, she goes overboard trying to appear younger and more desirable. During their date, she is disappointed, finding they have nothing in common. She also discovers Dirk's true motive for asking her out. What does he tell her?

Season 4, Episode 13 - "The Impotence of Being Ernest"

When Sophia receives an envelope from her cousin Vito in Sicily, she's nervous and scared when she sees what's inside. What's in the envelope and what does it mean?

Season 7, Episode 15 - "Goodbye, Mr. Gordon"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose once threatened Dorothy and Blanche with endless St. Olaf stories if they didn't pretend to be lesbians on a local TV show so she could keep her job.

Season 2, Episode 7 - "Family Affair"

What does Dorothy's son Michael do for a living?

Season 4, Episode 8 - "Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?"

The Girls go to the thrift shop to retrieve Blanche's new leather jacket that was accidentally donated by Sophia; their winning lottery ticket is in the pocket. They find the jacket, but to their dismay, they can't get it. Dubbed the "King of Pop", what world-famous singer, songwriter, and dancer got the jacket before they did?