Season 3, Episode 10 - The Audit
After Stan and Dorothy are audited by the IRS, Dorothy owes $2,500. She doesn't have it, so she goes to a pawn shop to sell some personal items. Unfortunately, the items don't have much value, but the pawnbroker notices something else she can sell. What does Dorothy end up selling?
She reluctantly pawns the ring on her finger, the one Stan gave her after 38 years of marriage.
Pawnbroker: In fact, except for the ring that you are wearing, nothing that you brought in here is worth anything.
Blanche: How much for the ring?
Pawnbroker: $800.
Dorothy: Oh, I couldn't pawn this.
Pawnbroker: $900.
Rose: Take it, Dorothy.
Dorothy: No, I couldn't. This is the only nice thing that Stan ever gave me.
Pawnbroker: $1,000.
Blanche: It's also the only valuable thing. Hock it!
Dorothy: I can't.
Pawnbroker: $1,200. My final offer.
Dorothy: No, this isn't for sale. I mean, there are some things that have no price. This means a lot to me. My husband gave it to me after 38 years of marriage.
Blanche: And after 38 years of marriage, he also dumped you for a 23-year-old stewardess with firm thighs and perky breasts.
Dorothy: You got yourself a ring, muchacho.
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