Season 2, Episode 3 - "Take Him, He's Mine"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose admitted that she's no good at listening to people's problems even though she works as a grief counselor. She has the highest suicide rate in the office.

Answer

True

Dorothy: Girls, I need a should to cry on.

Blanche: Dorothy, what did that creep do to you?

Dorothy: It's not for me, it's for Stan. He lost the business. He has to take his mind off his troubles.

Rose: What do you want us to do?

Dorothy: One of you, go out with him.

Blanche: What!?

Dorothy: Oh, I feel terrible for what he's going through, but I'm not about to cancel my date.

Blanche: So, you want me to cancel mine?

Sophia: You don't have a date.

Blanche: Nobody knows that!

Rose: Well, I'd do it, Dorothy, but I'm really no good at listening to people's problems.

Dorothy: Rose, you're a grief counselor. It's what you do for a living!

Rose: I know, but I have the highest suicide rate in the office!

Dorothy: Look, Rose, if you don't wanna go out with Stan, just say so.

Rose: I don't wanna go out with Stan.

Season 7, Episode 3 - "Beauty and the Beast"

Blanche's 7-year-old granddaughter, Melissa, is visiting, and Blanche is unsure how to entertain her. Dorothy suggests finding an activity they can both enjoy. In an attempt to spend time with Melissa, what does Blanche decide to do?

Season 6, Episode 15 - "Miles to Go"

Miles confesses to Rose that he's been in the Witness Protection Program for several years. He's hiding from an escaped convict, underworld kingpin, and one of the FBI's 10 most wanted criminals. What is the criminal's name?

Season 5, Episode 5 - "Love Under the Big Top"

Which Golden Girl said dating a circus clown would be a dream come true for her?

Season 3, Episode 13 - "The Artist"

Blanche comes home agitated after posing for Laszlo the artist's new sculpture. She says his sketches don't look anything like her. Rose reluctantly confesses she's been posing for him too, and a heated argument ensues between the two. When Dorothy tries to referee, what do they all discover about each other?

Season 1, Episode 15 - "In a Bed of Rose's"

Which Golden Girl said the following?

"Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for awful nightmares and great sex?"

Season 3, Episode 4 - "The Housekeeper"

After one week with Marguerite as their housekeeper, Dorothy is underwhelmed with her performance. When Dorothy sees Rose sweeping the kitchen floor, she's outraged that Rose is doing Marguerite's job. Rose says Marguerite has a good excuse for her absence. What was her excuse?

Season 1, Episode 16 - "The Truth Will Out"

Rose tells The Girls she's nervous about the visit from her daughter and granddaughter, Kirsten and Charlie. Rose made Kirsten executor of her will and is hesitant about reviewing the documents with her. Why is she nervous?

Season 3, Episode 5 - "Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself"

Although Dorothy is afraid of flying, she and Blanche agree to fly to the Bahamas with Rose to attend her Aunt Gretchen's funeral. What lie does Dorothy tell in an effort to get out of going?

Season 3, Episode 7 - "Strange Bedfellows"

What is the name of the city councilman candidate whom Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose support during his campaign?

Season 5, Episode 9 - "Comedy of Errors"

Which Golden Girl participated in the drama club in high school and was voted most humorous girl in her class?

Season 1, Episode 9 - "Blanche and the Younger Man"

When the young and handsome jazzercise instructor, Dirk, invites Blanche to dinner, she goes overboard trying to appear younger and more desirable. During their date, she is disappointed, finding they have nothing in common. She also discovers Dirk's true motive for asking her out. What does he tell her?

Season 7, Episode 15 - "Goodbye, Mr. Gordon"

What is the name of Dorothy's former high school English teacher from Brooklyn, NY? She harbored an intense and embarrassing infatuation with him during her youth, and he exploited her eagerness to please him.

Season 1, Episode 14 - "That Was No Lady"

Blanche wants to buy a new car, but she can't afford it unless she sells her current one. Rose also needs a car. When Blanche gives her car to Rose for a 2-week test drive, what happens while the car is in Rose's possession?

Season 3, Episode 21 - "Larceny and Old Lace"

Sophia's boyfriend, Rocco, often tells her colorful stories of his past as a gangster. When he confesses to robbing a bank to prove his love for her, she sadly ends the relationship, believing he's still involved in a life of crime. What does Rocco confess to Sophia?

Season 2, Episode 17 - "Bedtime Story"

When Blanche contours her eyebrows, what American blonde bombshell supermodel, actress, and entrepreneur does she use as a guide because she believes they have exactly the same bone structure? (Hint: She holds the record for the most consecutive covers (3) for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.)

Season 4, Episode 16 - "Two Rode Together"

Sophia's having a drink in a piano bar and makes a request to hear It's a Small World. What famous African American R&B singer sang a soulful rendition of this song for her? (Hint: His well-known hits were "Rock Me Tonight (For Old Times Sake)" and "Jam Tonight".)

Season 7, Episode 22 - "Rose, Portrait of a Woman"

It's Miles's birthday, and Blanche thinks Rose should be more creative and exciting about her birthday present for him. Rose had planned to give him a golf club, but Blanche suggests otherwise. What does she say Rose should give him?

Season 6, Episode 11 - "Stand by Your Man"

After their intimate night together, Blanche feels more comfortable with Ted and his wheelchair, and she grows fond of him. When he mentions an upcoming trip to Philadelphia, she impulsively invites herself along, but he tells her he can't take her. Why can't she go?

Season 4, Episode 13 - "The Impotence of Being Ernest"

Which Golden Girl said she's never been with a man who couldn't perform sexually?