Season 2, Episode 24 - "To Catch a Neighbor"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose's father was a policeman.

True. On Saturdays and Sundays, he and the other farmers were volunteer policemen.

Rose: Now, if we can do anything to assist the police, I think we should. Their job is hard enough as it is. I should know. My father was a policeman.

Dorothy: But I thought your father was a farmer.

Rose: On the weekdays. Saturday and Sunday, he and the other farmers became volunteer policemen. Of course, the only crime in St. Olaf was that more people didn't practice better oral hygiene. So, most of the time, they just sat around the jailhouse and took pictures of each other behind the bars in goofy poses.

Season 4, Episode 4 - "Yokel Hero"

Back in St. Olaf, Gretchen Lilyhammer won St. Olaf Woman of the Year because she ran into a burning library and saved all the books. How did she do this?

Season 4, Episode 10 - "Stan Takes a Wife"

When Sophia is rushed to the hospital for pneumonia, Dorothy spends the night in the waiting room, and Stan keeps her company. Dorothy is sincerely moved by his support, and says spending time with him made her realize something. What is it?

Season 2, Episode 17 - "Bedtime Story"

When Blanche contours her eyebrows, what American blonde bombshell supermodel, actress, and entrepreneur does she use as a guide because she believes they have exactly the same bone structure? (Hint: She holds the record for the most consecutive covers (3) for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.)

Season 6, Episode 10 - "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Before They Die"

After taking Blanche's advice and spending an intimate night with Tony Delveccio, Sophia tells him she loves him while they're lying in bed. How does he respond?

Season 7, Episode 3 - "Beauty and the Beast"

Blanche's 7-year-old granddaughter, Melissa, is visiting, and Blanche is unsure how to entertain her. Dorothy suggests finding an activity they can both enjoy. In an attempt to spend time with Melissa, what does Blanche decide to do?

Season 6, Episode 24 - "Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home, Part 1"

TRUE OR FALSE: Sophia was charged with negligent arson and arrested for the fire that burned down Shady Pines.

Season 3, Episode 9 - "A Visit from Little Sven"

Rose wants her cousin Sven from St. Olaf to feel welcomed when he visits. She has worked late and barely had time to pick up a cake. She goes to the "Get It While It's Hot" erotic bake shop and gets a cake in the shape of....well, a man's member. What did Rose think it was in the shape of?

Season 6, Episode 8 - "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?"

Rose gets a call from her insurance company. Mr. Nivingston, the guy Blanche rear-ended, is claiming an injured back from the car accident and threatening a lawsuit unless they settle out of court. Why is Rose being sued?

Season 5, Episode 11 - "Ebbtide"

While attending her father's funeral in Atlanta, Blanche clashes with her sister, Virginia, who accuses her of selfishness, claiming the family's grief is marred by suspicions of Blanche's ulterior motives. How does Blanche respond?

Season 3, Episode 4 - "The Housekeeper"

After one week with Marguerite as their housekeeper, Dorothy is underwhelmed with her performance. When Dorothy sees Rose sweeping the kitchen floor, she's outraged that Rose is doing Marguerite's job. Rose says Marguerite has a good excuse for her absence. What was her excuse?

Season 4, Episode 7 - "Sophia's Wedding, Part 2"

As Max and Sophia prepare for the grand opening of their pizza-knish stand in time for the beach festival, they both come down with colds. Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose agree to run the stand. When Sophia goes to the boardwalk to check on The Girls, they aren't making many sales. What does she do?

Season 3, Episode 1 - "Old Friends"

Dorothy goes to the boardwalk to secretly observe her mother after Sophia tells her about a fight she had with her friend, Alvin. While Dorothy is watching them, Alvin's daughter, Sandra, approaches her; she's looking after her father, too. What does Sandra tell Dorothy about Alvin?

Season 2, Episode 20 - "Whose Face Is This, Anyway?"

Blanche receives an invitation to attend her college sorority reunion. She's excited about going to show off her good looks. Unfortunately, she returns home a day early, visibly upset, and doesn't have much to say. What happened?

Season 2, Episode 6 - "Big Daddy's Little Lady"

When Big Daddy's fiancée, Margaret Spencer, comes to the house, what are The Girls surprised to learn about her?

Season 7, Episode 26 - "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (Part 2)"

Dorothy is packing her things the night after the wedding when Sophia says she needs to tell her something important. After a conversation she has with Blanche and Rose, what does she decide?

Season 3, Episode 8 - "Brotherly Love"

Blanche is upset when her date with Stan's brother, Ted, doesn't go as expected; Ted is aloof and even cuts the date short. The next morning, Stan comes by looking for his brother, but he isn't there. When Blanche and Stan locate Ted, with whom are they surprised to learn he spent the night?

Season 6, Episode 26 - "Henny Penny - Straight No Chaser"

Despite days of rehearsal for Dorothy's school production of Henny Penny, Rose is appalled upon learning the ending, objecting to its exposure of children to a horror story. Why doesn't she like the ending?

Season 6, Episode 17 - "There Goes the Bride, Part 2"

When Rose goes to dinner with Miles' friend, Ray, his ex-wife, Myra, threatens her with a lobster in the restaurant. Later, Rose's brakes go out on her car. She thinks Myra is out to get her ever since she dated Ray. What does Rose buy for the house to scare Myra away?

Season 7, Episode 13 - "The Pope's Ring"

When Blanche hires a detective to follow Miles to see if he's cheating on Rose, Rose is initially against the idea. What makes her reconsider and allow the detective to do his job?