Season 2, Episode 2 - "Ladies of the Evening"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose lost the St. Olaf Butter Queen Pageant because she failed the oral butter quiz over a trick margarine question.

Answer

False. She lost because her butter churn jammed.

Rose: Butter Queen was our town's highest honor. From the time I was born, my folks groomed me for it. Singing lessons, dancing lessons, junior butter pageants. For 16 years, my entire life revolved around butter.

Dorothy: You were very fortunate. So many of us wasted our youth.

Rose: The time came for the pageant. I was incredible! I showed poise in the evening gown competition. I was brilliant in the oral butter quiz! They couldn't even trip me up with a trick margarine question. That evening, butter was spelled R-O-S-E!

Dorothy: Rose, you're embarrassing yourself. Please don't go on.

Rose: I have to, Dorothy. I've kept these bitter butter memories too long. As the pageant drew to its frenzied finale, there I was alongside the other two finalists, churning my guts out! When all of a sudden, for no apparent reason, my churn jammed.

Ladies in the jail cell: No!

Rose: Yes! And just like that, it was over. I'd lost. It was the biggest disappointment in my life. It was small consolation to find out years later, there had been churn-tampering involved.

Season 2, Episode 9 - "Joust Between Friends"

Which Golden Girl had a Schnauzer named Wawa, and she thought he was the greatest dog in the world?

Season 2, Episode 8 - "Vacation"

Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose go on a Caribbean vacation and are disappointed that the resort is nothing like the pictures in the brochure. During their first night, Rose attempts to use the bathroom, but the door is locked, and a man's voice comes from the other side. Why is a man in their bathroom?

Season 2, Episode 15 - "Before and After"

Rose once experienced a minor health issue that landed her in the hospital. The doctor said it was a constriction of the food pipe that can be painful and frightening, but not at all serious. What was the name of this condition?

Season 5, Episode 18 - "An Illegitimate Concern"

Sophia asks Dorothy to be in the Shady Pines Mother-Daughter Beauty Pageant, and Dorothy reluctantly agrees. Even though Sophia hates Shady Pines, why does she want to compete in the pageant?

Season 2, Episode 17 - "Bedtime Story"

Which Golden Girl once said she was engaged to her brother for a short period of time?

Season 2, Episode 22 - "Diamond in the Rough"

Which Golden Girl said if she ever got a chance at a second Mr. Right, she'd want someone wild and impulsive, completely different from her previous husband?

Season 5, Episode 12 - "Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas"

Which Golden Girl once assaulted a perfect stranger for the last Batman hat in the store? She wanted to give it to her grandson as a Christmas present.

Season 3, Episode 21 - "Larceny and Old Lace"

Sophia's boyfriend, Rocco, often tells her colorful stories of his past as a gangster. When he confesses to robbing a bank to prove his love for her, she sadly ends the relationship, believing he's still involved in a life of crime. What does Rocco confess to Sophia?

Season 7, Episode 20 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)"

Though Rose and Miles agree to get married and use her all-expenses-paid honeymoon trip to Paris, Miles insists on a proper proposal first.

TRUE OR FALSE: Miles take a knee, and proposes to Rose.

Season 4, Episode 12 - "The Blind Date"

When Rose volunteers to coach a local youth football team, she asks Dorothy to be her assistant, but Dorothy is apprehensive about getting involved in sports with Rose. Why does she feel that way?

Season 4, Episode 4 - "Yokel Hero"

When Rose is nominated for St. Olaf Woman of the Year, she lists her top accomplishments for the award biography but doesn't see the value in what she's done. Dorothy and Blanche believe she can't appreciate her achievements the way they can. What do they do to her biography?

Season 1, Episode 11 - "Stan's Return"

After finalizing the sale of a property they bought on their honeymoon, Stanley takes Dorothy out to lunch. What does Stanley confess to Dorothy after having an emotional breakdown when she mentions his much younger wife, Chrissy?

Season 3, Episode 4 - "The Housekeeper"

The Girls are looking for a housekeeper, and Marguerite Brown comes to apply. During the interview, Blanche's beau, Norman, calls and cancels their date. Marguerite gives Blanche a mysterious bottle, saying,

"Dab a little behind your ears, and whomever you desire will come to you."

What does Rose think is in the bottle?

Season 1, Episode 22 - "Job Hunting"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose tells Dorothy and Blanche she had multiple orgasms during her first night with Charlie.

Season 1, Episode 14 - "That Was No Lady"

After dating Glen O'Brien for 3 weeks, Dorothy excitedly suggests a trip to the Bahamas, but he says he can't go. What is his reason for not going?

Season 4, Episode 21 - "Little Sister"

While dogsitting the Westons' dog, Dreyfuss, Sophia loses him. She buys a look-alike to hide her mistake, but Dreyfuss returns home. Sophia needs to return the replacement dog, but she can't tell them apart, so she asks Rose to help. What does Rose do?

Season 2, Episode 21 - "Dorothy's Prized Pupil"

Rose volunteers to be Blanche's personal servant to make up for losing her earrings (amongst other things), and Blanche takes full advantage. A week later, Blanche's beau, Sam Burns, returns Blanche's earrings and Rose's watch that she left at his place. When Blanche apologizes to Rose, how does Rose respond?

Season 1, Episode 15 - "In a Bed of Rose's"

When asked if she makes noise during sex, which Golden Girl replied with the following?

"No, I guess I always felt it wasn't very ladylike."

Season 1, Episode 11 - "Stan's Return"

While her husband was away at war, which Golden Girl worked at the local United Service Organizations club (an American nonprofit-charitable corporation that provides live entertainment and other programs to members of the United States Armed Forces and their families)?