Season 2, Episode 11 - "'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas"

Which Golden Girl has a fetish for men dressed as Santa Claus?

Blanche

Blanche: Well, I can't help it! There's something about a man in a Santa Claus suit that just drives me absolutely crazy! Maybe it's the warmth of all that red, hot, sweaty flannel set against the austere coldness of those black patent leather jackboots. Or maybe it's because those rosy cheeks and twinkling eyes bespeak a passion that is about to erupt from a man who just spent a cold, lonely year cooped up with a pack of dwarfs. I'm not sure. All I know is, the sight of a Santa sets my body aflame with unbridled desire!

Dorothy: Blanche, you do realize you're in the minority on this.

Season 4, Episode 12 - "The Blind Date"

When Rose volunteers to coach a local youth football team, she asks Dorothy to be her assistant, but Dorothy is apprehensive about getting involved in sports with Rose. Why does she feel that way?

Season 2, Episode 3 - "Take Him, He's Mine"

When Dorothy apologizes to Blanche for accusing her of sleeping with Stan, she explains to Blanche that she was feeling jealous, lonely, and a mixture of other feelings. Blanche tells her she knows exactly how she feels and even has a name for it. What does Blanche call it?

Season 5, Episode 7 - "Not Another Monday"

Following the funeral of her best friend, Martha Lamont treats Sophia to an extravagant dinner, where she expresses her feelings of mortality and declining health. She then invites Sophia to her home the following evening for companionship. Why does she want Sophia there?

Season 3, Episode 20 - "And Ma Makes Three"

TRUE OR FALSE: Back in St. Olaf, Rose lost the St. Olaf Butter Queen pageant to Sonia Klingenhoffer.

Season 1, Episode 20 - "Adult Education"

Dorothy said her ex-husband, Stanley, bought her Frank Sinatra concert tickets for her birthday one year. Two weeks before the concert, he asked her for a divorce. Who kept the concert tickets?

Season 1, Episode 17 - "Nice and Easy"

What furry little household pest did The Girls once experience in their home?

Season 4, Episode 6 - "Sophia's Wedding, Part 1"

Rose gets approved to run an unauthorized chapter of the Elvis Presley fan club, but Blanche serves as president of the club while Rose is secretary. Why?

Season 7, Episode 4 - "That's for Me to Know"

The Girls struggle with a difficult decision after a visit from a city inspector. One of them must move out if Blanche can't afford the necessary home improvements to comply with rental regulations. When the inspector comes back to see who's leaving, The Girls are surprised at Blanche's response. What does she say?

Season 1, Episode 21 - "The Flu"

Which Golden Girl is a hypochondriac (a person who is abnormally anxious about their health)?

Season 6, Episode 7 - "Zborn Again"

Asked about the best sex she's ever had, Blanche says it's hard to rate because everyone has different strengths. She considers factors like degree of difficulty, style, and music choice. What else does she consider?

Season 1, Episode 3 - "Rose the Prude"

Why does Sophia like playing cards with Dorothy?

Season 6, Episode 24 - "Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home, Part 1"

What is the date of the Shady Pines retirement home fire?

Season 3, Episode 3 - "Bringing up Baby"

When The Girls learn Uncle Hingablotter's Baby is a pig, Rose is over the moon, but Dorothy and Blanche are against taking care of it. After talking to Uncle Hingablotter's legal counsel, Dorothy and Blanche eagerly approve. What does he say that changes their minds?

Season 3, Episode 7 - "Strange Bedfellows"

The Girls are at city councilman candidate Gil Kessler's campaign headquarters, and he calls a staff meeting. Not only does he admit that he and Blanche are not having an affair, but what secret about himself does he also reveal?

Season 6, Episode 19 - "Melodrama"

TRUE OR FALSE: Blanche keeps a large key ring laden with house keys, each labeled with the first and last names of her various boyfriends.

Season 3, Episode 12 - "Charlie's Buddy"

Which Golden Girl said she has never lived with a man without the benefit of marriage?

Season 1, Episode 14 - "That Was No Lady"

Blanche wants to buy a new car, but she can't afford it unless she sells her current one. Rose also needs a car. When Blanche gives her car to Rose for a 2-week test drive, what happens while the car is in Rose's possession?

Season 4, Episode 3 - "The One That Got Away"

After being sexually rejected multiple times by her college crush Ham Lushbough, Blanche angrily confronts him during a dinner date and storms out of the restaurant. When Ham comes to the house to explain why he turned her down, what does Blanche learn?

Season 5, Episode 15 - "Triple Play"

Which Golden Girl said her mother-in-law didn't want her to marry her son because she wasn't a virgin?