Season 1, Episode 8 - "The Break-In"

After a break-in at their house, a terrified Rose buys a gun. One night, Blanche returns home from a date with her beau, Lester, who accidentally sets off the house alarm. Rose, filled with fear, fires her gun in the dark. What is the result?

Answer

She shoots Blanche's Chinese vase.

Blanche: You shot my vase.

Rose: I heard footsteps and a man's voice, and the alarm went off!

Blanche: It was Lester. He accidentally set off the alarm.

Rose: Oh, I'm sorry!

Blanche: You shot my vase!

Rose: I didn't shoot Lester.

Blanche: I'd rather you shot Lester!

Season 5, Episode 9 - "Comedy of Errors"

While reminiscing over her high school yearbook, Dorothy discovers a list of life goals, including her aspiration to be an entertainer. This prompts her to share her past theatrical talents with The Girls. In support of Dorothy following her dream, what do they encourage her to do?

Season 1, Episode 12 - "The Custody Battle"

How many brothers and sisters does Rose have?

Season 3, Episode 5 - "Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself"

What is Dorothy's advice to Rose on how to relax when speaking in front of a group of people?

Season 2, Episode 21 - "Dorothy's Prized Pupil"

When Blanche accuses Rose of constantly losing things, including her family jewelry, Rose feels guilty and volunteers to be Blanche's wiedenfrugen for one week. What is a wiedenfrugen?

Season 7, Episode 13 - "The Pope's Ring"

Blanche has a history of competing with Dorothy for the better gift whenever they give a present to the same person. It's Rose's birthday, and the competition is on. Dorothy is confident that her gift will overshadow Blanche's. What does she give Rose?

Season 1, Episode 10 - "The Heart Attack"

Which Golden Girl said she wants a fancy funeral with a big parade, a riderless horse, and then to lie in state?

Season 3, Episode 3 - "Bringing up Baby"

Rose tells The Girls she's going to be a mother again because her Uncle Hingablotter left her custody of his baby. Dorothy and Blanche eagerly agree to help Rose, but when her uncle's legal counsel delivers the baby, what are they surprised to see?

Season 5, Episode 8 - "That Old Feeling"

Which Golden Girl said her husband's family smells their fingers all day after they eat chicken?

Season 3, Episode 20 - "And Ma Makes Three"

Rose wants to run for Fashion Show Chairman of the Tinkerbells, but Blanche says she won't win because no one will vote for her. Rose replies that Blanche won't win either, since the committee is all-female. Why does Rose think this affects Blanche's ability to win?

Season 6, Episode 17 - "There Goes the Bride, Part 2"

Just before their wedding ceremony, Stan introduces Dorothy to his best man, who also happens to be his lawyer. He states that, since he's now a wealthy man, he has a lot of friends. What does Stan ask Dorothy that upsets her so much that she calls off the wedding?

Season 5, Episode 18 - "An Illegitimate Concern"

What was Rose and Charlie's pet name for sex? (Hint: Rose said she was so mad, she refused to make it for a year.)

Season 2, Episode 23 - "Son-in-Law Dearest"

Dorothy's daughter, Kate, arrives at the house, hurt by her husband Dennis's infidelity. Dorothy is heartbroken seeing Kate in pain. When Dennis shows up begging to talk to Kate, she reluctantly agrees to speak with him and eventually accepts his apology. How does Dorothy respond?

Season 7, Episode 4 - "That's for Me to Know"

TRUE OR FALSE: According to Rose, the people of St. Olaf have the same family tree. You can trace each person back to the same brother and sister.

Season 1, Episode 23 - "Blind Ambitions"

Which Golden Girl once worked in a factory as an assembly-line worker riveting canteens as her part for the war effort?

Season 3, Episode 6 - "Letter to Gorbachev"

Sophia is deciding what to do for her act in the talent show at the senior citizens' center. She writes a song to the tune of "Thanks for the Memory":

Thanks for the Medicare
For Blue Cross and Blue Shield, for a hip that finally healed

What's the next line?