Season 1, Episode 6 - "On Golden Girls"
When Blanche's grandson comes to visit, The Girls quickly learn he's flippant and has a smart mouth. He leaves shortly after his arrival to hang out with friends. What does Dorothy tell Rose his punishment should be when he returns?
Rose's story about handicapped farm animals
Blanche: I guess I really should've given him some money.
Sophia: You should've given him a smack.
Dorothy: Ma!
Blanche: I don't believe in hitting children.
Sophia: Personally, I like to lay into a kid with a melon baller. It's got a nice weight, good balance in the hand, and it's portable.
Rose: My father used to punish us by sending us to the dairy barn to milk Alice.
Dorothy: Well, what's so terrible about that?
Rose: You had to milk Alice sitting on a stool.
Blanche: I thought you always milked a cow sitting on a stool.
Rose: No, no. Alice had to sit on a stool. You see, she was involved in this nasty plowing accident. It was during spring planting, and daddy had hitched her up to the plow 'cause poor old Toby had gotten a fever and gone deaf-
Dorothy: Rose, Rose, Rose. Sweetheart, save the story. When David comes back, tell him. That can be his punishment.
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