Season 1, Episode 15 - "In a Bed of Rose's"
The Girls are having breakfast in the kitchen when Sophia enters and announces that Rose's beau, Al Beatty, is in her bed. Rose is horrified, as she didn't want them to know he had spent the night. To add insult to injury, what else does Sophia say?
She says Al is dead.
Sophia: There's a man in your bed.
Rose: Sophia, there's not.
Blanche: Why, you devil, you!
Dorothy: So, that was what we heard. Rose!
Blanche: Rose got lucky.
Sophia: Not so lucky. The man in your bed is dead.
Rose: What?
Sophia: Dead.
Rose: Oh, Sophia...he's not dead. I was just in there.
Sophia: So was I. I went to put back your laundry, and I see there's a man in the bed, so I introduce myself, but he doesn't answer. He's dead.
Rose: He's shy. He's very shy.
Blanche: Didn't sound so shy last night.
Sophia: Ok, fine. Let a dead guy lie there. It's gonna be 98 degrees today. It won't be pretty.
Dorothy: Oh, I'm sure he's not dead. Rose, go look.
Rose: Come on, Dorothy, he's sleeping. I don't want to wake him.
Sophia: You could light firecrackers in his nostrils, you won't wake him.
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