Season 6, Episode 7 - "Zborn Again"

Which Golden Girl read the American Journal of Abnormal Psychology? One of her uncles was the editor.

Rose

Rose: Oh, what a day! I wasn't able to get any work done today because of that new girl, Abby. I mean, she's constantly talking to me all day long! And she never listens to me. Do you know what it's like to be totally ignored?

Sophia: So how was your day, Rose?

Rose: The truth is, she's a sweet girl looking for a friend. And we do have a common bond. She used to be a newscaster. Now she's just an assistant like me. So there's this cognitive dissonance between her actual and her ideal self which causes her to be practically dysfunctional. Of course, I'm no psychologist.

Blanche: No, you're a nitwit. How come you know those words?

Dorothy: Blanche, come on, it's not nice calling her a nitwit, but since the cat's out of the bag, how do you know those words?

Rose: I guess it's from reading the American Journal of Abnormal Psychology. It's published in St. Olaf, you know? In fact, my uncle Gunter used to be the editor.

Sophia: And what were you, the centerfold?

Blanche: I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe you have ever read a scientific journal.

Rose: Believe what you want. See if I care. Hypersexual bitch.

Season 1, Episode 8 - "The Break-In"

After a break-in at their house, a terrified Rose buys a gun. One night, Blanche returns home from a date with her beau, Lester, who accidentally sets off the house alarm. Rose, filled with fear, fires her gun in the dark. What is the result?

Season 2, Episode 14 - "The Actor"

Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose have roles in a play with TV actor Patrick Vaughn—and he's been secretly dating all of them. On opening night, The Girls discover he's dating them and the lead actress, Phyllis Hammerow. When they confront Patrick during a live stage performance, what else do they learn?

Season 4, Episode 6 - "Sophia's Wedding, Part 1"

Sophia and Max Weinstock finally make up after being at odds for 40 years. Max comes to visit Sophia in Miami, and The Girls are shocked to find them in bed together. When Dorothy confronts her mother, what surprising news does Sophia announce?

Season 7, Episode 20 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)"

The guests mingle and enjoy themselves at Blanche's Moonlight Madness party. When she finally makes her grand entrance, she's disappointed to find none of the men are attracted to her. She had high hopes for romance this evening. After talking to the rest of The Girls, what is she surprised to learn?

Season 7, Episode 9 - "The Monkey Show, Part 2"

As Rose and Blanche prepare to go live for the "Save the McKinley Lighthouse" telethon, they're informed that Hurricane Gil has knocked down trees and power lines, leaving them with only one act for the entire broadcast. Forced to carry the show themselves, their initial attempts prove less than successful. and then Rose receives a bulletin alert. What does it say?

Season 6, Episode 15 - "Miles to Go"

Sophia tells The Girls her friend Gladys Goldfein invited her to see Tony Bennett in concert, but Gladys cancels to take a man instead. When Gladys feels guilty and apologizes to Sophia, that's when Sophia learns the tickets aren't for Tony Bennett. Who are they for?

Season 3, Episode 21 - "Larceny and Old Lace"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose accidentally swallowed her engagement ring.

Season 7, Episode 23 - "Home Again Rose, Part 1"

Rose says she's never been afraid of dying because she's not going to stay dead. She plans to have her head frozen to preserve her brain. Out of friendship and in solidarity with her, what does she make The Girls promise to do?

Season 4, Episode 14 - "Love Me Tender"

Which Golden Girl once went out to dinner with a man and during the date, he begged his ex-wife to come back to him?

Season 4, Episode 16 - "Two Rode Together"

Rose and Blanche team up together to write a children's storybook about Toonder the Magnificent Tiger, a character from a fable Rose heard as a child. When Rose calls her sister for more stories, what disappointing news does she learn about these fables?

Season 5, Episode 8 - "That Old Feeling"

Which Golden Girl makes a point of calling out customers in the express line of the grocery store if they have more than 10 items?

Season 3, Episode 10 - "The Audit"

After Stan and Dorothy are audited by the IRS due to discrepancies in Stan's tax returns, they owe $5,000. When Stan comes to the house to pick up Dorothy's half of the money, he apologizes to her, saying the whole situation is his fault. He gives her a small box. To Dorothy's surprise, what's inside?

Season 6, Episode 11 - "Stand by Your Man"

Their neighbor Harry Weston's dog Dreyfuss has puppies, and Rose enjoys having them over to play. Naturally, she's excited when Harry says The Girls can keep one of the puppies. How does Blanche respond to having a pet?

Season 2, Episode 3 - "Take Him, He's Mine"

What is the name of the sandwich-making thug Sophia and Rose compete with for selling space for their sandwich business?

Season 1, Episode 20 - "Adult Education"

Blanche goes back to school to get her degree and possibly a promotion at the museum where she works. Unfortunately, she fails her psychology midterm exam. When she asks Professor Cooper for help, what does he suggest for her to pass the course?

Season 3, Episode 13 - "The Artist"

Blanche excitedly announces to Dorothy and Rose that Laszlo, the artist, wants to create a piece featuring a mature woman, and he thinks she's perfect for it. The piece will be displayed at his big art show at the museum. When Laszlo gives Blanche a key to his studio, what does he ask her?

Season 3, Episode 20 - "And Ma Makes Three"

Dorothy's beau, Raymond, hasn't been able to spend private time with Dorothy because Sophia tags along on all their dates. He suggests he and Dorothy go to the Bahamas for a few days; however, Sophia overhears and is ecstatic about going. What promise does Dorothy make to Raymond?

Season 6, Episode 1 - "Blanche Delivers"

Blanche's daughter Rebecca comes to visit; she's pregnant via artificial insemination and expecting to give birth very soon. Blanche isn't comfortable with her daughter's approach to motherhood. When Rebecca says she wants to have her baby in Miami, why does this news bother her mother?

Season 5, Episode 4 - "Rose Fights Back"

TRUE OR FALSE: Blanche first shaved her legs when she was 11 years old at a slumber party because she thought she'd become "loose".