Season 7, Episode 20 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)"

Rose, a highly competitive individual who relishes the thrill of victory, dedicates hours to mailing envelopes to enter various contests. Finally, her persistence pays off as she wins a giveaway. The exhilaration of success, she claims, makes all the effort worthwhile. What does she win?

Answer

A free prostate check

Rose: So, who's the luckiest girl in the history of the world?

Sophia: Well, it wasn't your mother.

Rose: Me! I'm the luckiest girl in the world. I finally won a giveaway. And you said I was stupid for entering so many contests.

Dorothy: I did? Gee, I find it hard to believe that I'd even care.

Rose: This makes it all worthwhile. All those endless hours licking stamps, licking envelopes, temporarily losing my ability to taste sweets!

Dorothy: Rose, what did you win?

Rose: A free prostate check!

Season 5, Episode 4 - "Rose Fights Back"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose's husband, Charlie, was fired from selling insurance and later worked for an iron company selling parts for farm equipment.

Season 6, Episode 21 - "Witness"

When Miles learns that The Cheeseman—the Chicago kingpin and gangster he's been hiding from—is still alive, he goes back into witness protection. What is his new name and identity?

Season 6, Episode 13 - "The Bloom Is Off the Rose"

TRUE OR FALSE: When Rose and Miles participate in a skydiving class, they both jump and end up in the hospital.

Season 7, Episode 25 - "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (Part 1)"

Rose tells Blanche and Sophia about Mr. Snuffles, a prized piglet won by her father in the annual St. Olaf Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest. Mr. Snuffles grew up on the farm but was shunned by their pig, Henrietta, and her litter, which led to depression. What happened to Mr. Snuffles?

Season 2, Episode 15 - "Before and After"

After a recent health scare, Rose is living life to the fullest, but her new lifestyle (and new friends) are disrupting the household. When Dorothy and Blanche confront Rose, they believe she's being excessive, but Rose thinks they can't make the adjustment. What does Rose do?

Season 3, Episode 6 - "Letter to Gorbachev"

When Rose takes her Sunshine Cadet troop out for pizza, Dorothy and Blanche get a visit from Alexi Buvnov of the Russian Embassy. He tells them Gorbachev was moved by Rose's letter about her concerns regarding nuclear war. What does he tell them that leaves them speechless?

Season 6, Episode 19 - "Melodrama"

Worried when her backup boyfriend, Mel Bushman, doesn't answer her repeated calls, Blanche fears the worst. Upon seeing him again, she realizes just how much he means to her. What does she say to him?

Season 6, Episode 14 - "Sisters of the Bride"

When Rose confirms The Girls' Volunteer Vanguard Award banquet reservations, she's told her ticket is free, leading her to believe she's won the award. However, during the banquet, it's announced that the posthumous winner is Agnes Bradshaw. Why do they want Rose there?

Season 5, Episode 6 - "Dancing in the Dark"

After 5 consecutive Fridays without a date, Blanche is determined to break her dating slump. She devises a plan to visit a location teeming with eligible men—a place so obvious, she's surprised she hadn't considered it sooner. Where is it?

Season 7, Episode 2 - "The Case of the Libertine Belle"

TRUE OR FALSE: Back in Minnesota, Rose was known as the Sherlock Holmes of St. Olaf.

Season 3, Episode 23 - "Mixed Blessing"

When The Girls and Michael's fiancée, Lorraine's, family arrive at the chapel to stop the wedding, Lorraine declares that if their families cannot accept their union, they need not see them again. Who else does Lorraine say they won't see?

Season 7, Episode 21 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 2)"

TRUE OR FALSE: On the night of Blanche's Moonlight Madness party, Rose is seduced by Blanche's love interest, and they share a passionate kiss.

Season 4, Episode 13 - "The Impotence of Being Ernest"

Rose is dating Ernie Faber, a corporate attorney she met at the counseling center. Blanche is convinced something is wrong with him. After dating Ernie for a month, The Girls notice Rose is a little depressed. What does she say is the problem?

Season 2, Episode 16 - "And Then There Was One"

Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose agree to babysit for the participants of a charity walkathon, but baby Emily's parents don't show up when the event is over. Blanche is convinced Emily has been abandoned and proposes that she and The Girls take her in and raise her. Why?

Season 5, Episode 24 - "All Bets Are Off"

Blanche announces she has a date with the museum's curator, Donald Parker Everett, but Dorothy thinks it's not a good idea to date a coworker. After her date with Donald, Blanche returns home humiliated after making an aggressive sexual pass at him. How did he respond?

Season 4, Episode 21 - "Little Sister"

Before Rose's sister, Holly, arrives in Miami for a visit, Rose tells The Girls she doesn't like her and they haven't gotten along since they were kids. During her stay, Holly hangs out with Dorothy and Blanche, but Rose is convinced her sister is excluding her on purpose. How do Dorothy and Blanche feel about this?