Season 7, Episode 20 - "A Midwinter Night's Dream (Part 1)"

Blanche is throwing a Moonlight Madness party to celebrate the endless possibilities of a leap year's full moon. She's making out her guest list and asks Dorothy to look it over to make sure she's included everyone. Who does Dorothy notice is missing from the list?

Answer

Women. Blanche invites all men and no women.

Blanche: Dorothy, would you please check my list, and see if I forgot to invite anybody to my Moonlight Madness party?

Dorothy: Sure! The women.

Blanche: Pardon me?

Dorothy: The women! You invited 12 men and no women.

Blanche: Now Dorothy, I know what you're thinking, but Rose and Sophia are coming. You'll have somebody to talk to.

Sophia: No fair. I had to talk to her the last time.

Dorothy: Uh, Blanche, not to doubt your stamina, but, uh, don't you think those men are going to be bored?

Blanche: Oh, of course not! Dorothy, tonight's a full moon—a night when men's passions, like the tides, are pulled to their highest, achingly unbearable peak!

Dorothy: Oh, come on, Blanche, you really think a full moon can do all that?

Blanche: Well, just in case, I'm also filling a watermelon with tequila. But it's not just a full moon, Dorothy. It's a leap year's full moon! Anything can happen. All your dreams can come true if you just believe. All you have to do is believe!

Dorothy: [clapping] Oh, I do believe! I do believe in sluts!

Season 1, Episode 4 - "Transplant"

Which Golden Girl said she breastfed her son until he was 12?

Season 5, Episode 22 - "Cheaters"

Dorothy and her beau Glen are at his apartment talking about getting married. His phone rings; it's his ex-wife Bernice. What does he tell Bernice that makes Dorothy rethink marrying him?

Season 2, Episode 14 - "The Actor"

After getting over the outrage of being deceived, The Girls fondly reminisce about how Patrick Vaughn made each of them feel while he was secretly dating them. Blanche said he made her feel young. Dorothy said he made her feel beautiful. Rose said he made her feel what?

Season 3, Episode 3 - "Bringing up Baby"

What is the name of Rose's uncle who died and left her custody of his Baby?

Season 6, Episode 26 - "Henny Penny - Straight No Chaser"

To encourage reading during spring break, Dorothy's school is staging a series of plays based on children's stories, with Dorothy leading the first-grade production. What story are they acting out?

Season 3, Episode 24 - "Mister Terrific"

Dorothy secures a summer consulting position on the children's program, Mr. Terrific's Clubhouse. The producer, impressed with her suggestions for improvement, advises Mr. Terrific to implement them, but he refuses. What happens to Mr. Terrific?

Season 2, Episode 19 - "Long Day's Journey Into Marinara"

Sophia's sister Angela stays with The Girls for 3 weeks before finally finding a new place in Miami. Sophia is thrilled because Angela has made her life miserable since she moved in. Angela's new roommate arrives to help her move. To Sophia's surprise, who is Angela's roommate?

Season 7, Episode 2 - "The Case of the Libertine Belle"

The Girls join Blanche and her co-workers for a murder mystery weekend where mock murders are staged, and the guests try to solve them. Which Golden Girl solves the first mystery at dinner?

Season 6, Episode 6 - "Feelings"

Rose tells The Girls about the time she stood up to St. Olaf's moodiest plastic surgeon, Lukan Ulfnooner, who'd done some work on her mom that left her looking like Raymond Massey. Rose accused him of malpractice and ruined his business. Why was she wrong in this situation?

Season 4, Episode 6 - "Sophia's Wedding, Part 1"

Rose gets approved to run an unauthorized chapter of the Elvis Presley fan club, but Blanche serves as president of the club while Rose is secretary. Why?

Season 2, Episode 13 - "The Stan Who Came to Dinner"

The night before Stan is admitted to the hospital for heart surgery, he worries something will go wrong during the operation and that he's going to die. He tells Dorothy he loves her, but there are some things he needs to confess. What does he tell her?

Season 7, Episode 10 - "Rose Loves Miles"

Despite initially declining Blanche's invitation to dinner at an elegant restaurant with her wealthy Texan friends—feeling it would be a betrayal of Miles—Rose ultimately agrees to go. To her horror, Miles catches her there. Why is he at the restaurant?

Season 2, Episode 9 - "Joust Between Friends"

Blanche initially enjoyed working with Dorothy at the museum, but when their boss, Mr. Allen, gives Dorothy the responsibility of planning the closing banquet, Blanche is furious and feels betrayed. She's mean and nasty to Dorothy, not knowing the banquet is in her honor. How does she find out?

Season 2, Episode 1 - "End of the Curse"

Blanche goes to the doctor's office after receiving a positive home pregnancy test. When she returns home, she's distraught and depressed. She says her condition is much worse than pregnancy and that her life is over. What does the doctor tell her?

Season 4, Episode 1 - "Yes, We Have No Havanas"

Blanche has been out 4 times with her "mystery man", and The Girls don't know anything about him. She says he's no secret, but there is one little thing about him. When he arrives at the house for a date with Blanche, what do The Girls notice about him?

Season 7, Episode 18 - "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan"

After Rose's news story airs about the bug infestation in Angelo's apartment building, Dorothy and Stan appear in court, accused of being slumlords.

TRUE OR FALSE: Stan hires his celebrity lawyer friend, Marvin Mitchelson, to be their lawyer.

Season 1, Episode 24 - "Big Daddy"

When their neighbor, Mr. Barton, begs Sophia to remove the curse she put on him for being unneighborly, he says he's been experiencing a series of problems: his golf clubs are missing, his clocks are wrong, he can't eat, he can't sleep, and he can't sit due to a boil on his backside. Who was actually doing these things to him?

Season 5, Episode 11 - "Ebbtide"

Blanche, upon receiving the commemorative plate from the Citrus Festival Ball, is filled with such pride that she prohibits The Girls from touching it. While Sophia and Rose are serving the house guests that Sophia rented rooms to, what happens to Blanche's plate?

Season 3, Episode 25 - "Mother's Day"

Dorothy and Stan once visited his mother on Mother's Day, presenting her with a gift. Dorothy said, "The minute we saw it, we knew it was for you." What did they give her?