Season 6, Episode 3 - "If at Last You Do Succeed"

Blanche finally decides to do the right thing and not bankrupt St. Olaf by cashing in the war bonds. Rose mentions they're planning to build a statue in her honor. But just as Blanche tears up the bonds, Dorothy questions how St. Olaf is paying for the statue if they're broke. What does Rose say?

Answer

The money comes out of the $500,000 emergency statue fund.

Dorothy: Wait a minute! Wait a minute. If St. Olaf is flat broke, how are they going to pay for the statue?

Rose: Every penny comes out of the $500,000 emergency statue fund.

Blanche: $500,000!?

Rose: Oh, but you can't touch that fund unless it's a real statue emergency.

Season 7, Episode 14 - "Old Boyfriends"

When Sophia meets Marvin from the personals, he's accompanied by his sister, Sarah, who drives him everywhere and seems to be a permanent fixture in his life. Eventually, Sophia learns the truth about Sarah: she's not Marvin's sister; she's his wife. Why does Sarah go on all of their dates?

Season 3, Episode 1 - "Old Friends"

Sophia meets Alvin Newcastle at the boardwalk on the beach. They strike up a friendship and have regular talks, eat lunch together, and play people-watching games. What is one of the games they play while sitting on the boardwalk?

Season 7, Episode 13 - "The Pope's Ring"

Which Golden Girl "stole" the Pope's ring? She was kissing his hand at a papal Mass when security swooped in to take him away, and the ring slipped off his finger.

Season 4, Episode 10 - "Stan Takes a Wife"

Dorothy tells Blanche and Rose she's declaring her love for Stan before he marries his fiancée Katherine. However, after a candid conversation with Katherine just minutes before the wedding, Dorothy changes her mind. Why?

Season 5, Episode 25 - "The President's Coming! Part 1"

TRUE OR FALSE: The Girls' house was selected for a visit by President Bush.

Season 2, Episode 23 - "Son-in-Law Dearest"

Which Golden Girl said she had sex with her husband every morning and every night for 18 years of her marriage?

Season 3, Episode 25 - "Mother's Day"

Which Golden Girl said she loves when her son calls her on Mother's Day because it's the one time he doesn't ask for money?

Season 1, Episode 17 - "Nice and Easy"

Which Golden Girl used to be a Radio City Rockette?

Season 4, Episode 2 - "The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo"

To help another senior citizen get a refund on a recent purchase at the grocery store, Sophia pretends to be her representative, claiming to be the past president and legal counsel of an organization called N.O.P.R.L. What does this stand for?

Season 1, Episode 5 - "The Triangle"

When Dorothy confronts her boyfriend, Elliott, about making a pass at Blanche, he denies it, and Dorothy believes him. Blanche feels hurt and betrayed. How does she respond to Dorothy?

Season 5, Episode 9 - "Comedy of Errors"

Blanche receives an IRS audit notice, but she remains unfazed, confident in her ability to charm her way out. However, her chosen attire for the audit—sexy lingerie—suggests a rather unconventional approach. Why is she disappointed when the auditor arrives?

Season 4, Episode 13 - "The Impotence of Being Ernest"

Which Golden Girl said she never learned how to ride a bicycle?

Season 4, Episode 6 - "Sophia's Wedding, Part 1"

Sophia and Max Weinstock finally make up after being at odds for 40 years. Max comes to visit Sophia in Miami, and The Girls are shocked to find them in bed together. When Dorothy confronts her mother, what surprising news does Sophia announce?

Season 7, Episode 25 - "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (Part 1)"

After Dorothy and Lucas stage a fake marriage proposal as a joke on Blanche, The Girls are in shock. Rose sadly announces she's moving in with her daughter. Dorothy and Lucas realize the joke has gone too far and decide to stage a break-up. What happens during the break-up?

Season 3, Episode 3 - "Bringing up Baby"

When The Girls learn Uncle Hingablotter's Baby is a pig, Rose is over the moon, but Dorothy and Blanche are against taking care of it. After talking to Uncle Hingablotter's legal counsel, Dorothy and Blanche eagerly approve. What does he say that changes their minds?

Season 4, Episode 10 - "Stan Takes a Wife"

Stan comes by one night and tells The Girls he met a woman at the post office named Katherine. After wooing her for months, he and Katherine fall in love and make a spontaneous decision. What is it?

Season 3, Episode 16 - "Grab That Dough"

On their way to compete on the TV game show Grab That Dough, The Girls encounter some bad luck. With all the hotel rooms booked, they end up sleeping in the lobby. When they awake the next morning, they discover someone has "grabbed their dough". What happened?

Season 3, Episode 11 - "Three On a Couch"

Rose goes to the newspaper office to drop off Dorothy's want ad for a part-time job; it says she'll do anything for $8.00 an hour. When Dorothy later searches through the classifieds, she can't find the ad. Rose insists it's there and looks for it too. When Rose finds the ad, why is Dorothy frustrated with her?

Season 6, Episode 15 - "Miles to Go"

Miles confesses to Rose that he's been in the Witness Protection Program for several years. He's hiding from an escaped convict, underworld kingpin, and one of the FBI's 10 most wanted criminals. What is the criminal's name?