Season 5, Episode 1 - "Sick and Tired (Part 1)"

Shortly after Blanche excitedly announces to The Girls that her destiny is to be a great romance novelist, she complains about having writer's block. She has been staring at a blank piece of paper for hours. When Dorothy asks how much she's written so far, what does Blanche say?

Answer

She hasn't written anything; that's how she knows she has writer's block.

Blanche: Well, now I know why Hemingway killed himself. Oh, girls, I have writer's block. It is the worst feeling in the world.

Sophia: Try 10 days without a bowel movement sometime.

Blanche: You just sit there, hour after hour after hour.

Sophia: Tell me about it.

Blanche: I just don't know what to do! I don't think there's any worse feeling in the world than facing that blank piece of paper.

Dorothy: Tell me, how much have you written so far?

Blanche: Well, that's just it—nothing. That's how I know I have writer's block.

Dorothy: Blanche, you have to have written to have writer's block. Otherwise, all of us have it.

Season 6, Episode 26 - "Henny Penny - Straight No Chaser"

Which Golden Girl's ex-boyfriend is an obituary editor and listed her in the local newspaper as dead to get revenge for dumping him?

Season 5, Episode 8 - "That Old Feeling"

Which Golden Girl said her husband's family smells their fingers all day after they eat chicken?

Season 4, Episode 8 - "Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?"

After The Girls learn they're holding a winning lottery ticket, Blanche puts the ticket in the pocket of her new aviator jacket for safekeeping. They return home after a celebratory dinner, frantically searching for the jacket, but to no avail. What happened to the jacket?

Season 6, Episode 9 - "Mrs. George Devereaux"

Blanche's husband, George, shows up and tells her he faked his own death because he couldn't be married to her anymore. He explains that his business was failing, and he was about to be disgraced. Why did he fake his death?

Season 2, Episode 5 - "Isn't It Romantic"

When Blanche finds out that Dorothy's college friend, Jean, is a lesbian and that she's attracted to Rose, Blanche is dumbfounded. Why?

Season 3, Episode 17 - "My Brother, My Father"

What is the name of Sophia's brother from Sicily?

Season 7, Episode 18 - "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan"

Sophia's brother, Angelo, stops by looking for Dorothy, but Rose is home alone. He tells her his apartment is infested with large bugs due to a previous tenant leaving behind rotting food. Rose believes his situation deserves media attention, highlighting the plight of seniors living in substandard conditions. Why is this bad news for Dorothy?

Season 4, Episode 7 - "Sophia's Wedding, Part 2"

Which Golden Girl once said her dream was to work in a laboratory as a great scientist and find a cure for the common cold?

Season 3, Episode 10 - "The Audit"

While reviewing Stan's tax return, Dorothy discovers he made bad investments with their money without her knowledge and hid a very expensive purchase from her. What did he buy?

Season 4, Episode 14 - "Love Me Tender"

Which two Golden Girls were arrested for shoplifting and spent a night in jail?

Season 3, Episode 1 - "Old Friends"

Sophia meets Alvin Newcastle at the boardwalk on the beach. They strike up a friendship and have regular talks, eat lunch together, and play people-watching games. What is one of the games they play while sitting on the boardwalk?

Season 4, Episode 4 - "Yokel Hero"

The St. Olaf Woman of the Year blue ribbon panel, the Topplekoffer triplets, comes to the house to conduct a face-to-face interview with Rose because she's a candidate. Dorothy states the obvious about the brothers—they don't look anything alike. Why are they surprised by this?

Season 6, Episode 26 - "Henny Penny - Straight No Chaser"

What is the name of the local bar that Blanche frequents often?

Season 3, Episode 22 - "Rose's Big Adventure"

Rose's beau, Al, retires from the deli business and, unfortunately, becomes a boring couch potato. After Rose confronts him about doing more with his life and pursuing his dreams, he makes a bold decision, spending his entire life savings on a boat. What does he ask Rose?

Season 4, Episode 14 - "Love Me Tender"

After waiting half an hour, Dorothy's blind date, Eddie, finally arrives, and he doesn't seem interested at all. Dorothy returns home the next morning describing how terrible the date was, but she'll continue seeing Eddie. What does Dorothy confess to Rose as to why she's still seeing him?

Season 2, Episode 13 - "The Stan Who Came to Dinner"

TRUE OR FALSE: Rose drives the bookmobile for the grief counseling center where she works.

Season 2, Episode 14 - "The Actor"

After getting over the outrage of being deceived, The Girls fondly reminisce about how Patrick Vaughn made each of them feel while he was secretly dating them. Blanche said he made her feel young. Dorothy said he made her feel beautiful. Rose said he made her feel what?

Season 4, Episode 17 - "You Gotta Have Hope"

Rose tells Dorothy and Blanche she got Bob Hope to emcee for the hospital variety show, but she's basing that on a conversation with a receptionist at NBC. When The Girls learn that Bob Hope is in town for a golf tournament, what do they do in an attempt to get him for the show?

Season 5, Episode 9 - "Comedy of Errors"

While reminiscing over her high school yearbook, Dorothy discovers a list of life goals, including her aspiration to be an entertainer. This prompts her to share her past theatrical talents with The Girls. In support of Dorothy following her dream, what do they encourage her to do?