Season 4, Episode 1 - "Yes, We Have No Havanas"
Blanche and Sophia are in fierce competition over Fidel Santiago. Sophia believes he wants more than a cheap thrill, but Blanche thinks otherwise. They both agree to keep dating him, but boundaries are set. What is the rule?
When one of them is out with Fidel, the other does not interfere.
Blanche: Girls, this nightgown is so sheer, I believe you can see right through it. Oh! Hello, Fidel.
Fidel: Hello, Blanche. How are you?
Blanche: You don’t have cataracts. You tell me.
Sophia: Beat it, you 50-year-old mattress!
Blanche: Oh! Why, you…you miserable old—
Dorothy: Blanche! Blanche! Blanche! You know the rules. When one of you is out with Fidel, the other one does not interfere.
Blanche: My apologies. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go take a long, hot, steamy bath with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms.
Sophia: You’re only going to sit in an inch of water?